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    ω And she said I wasn't funny! (Evelyn~)

    Evelyn~
    Evelyn~

    Quality Badge Level 1- Quality Badge Level 2- Quality Badge Level 3- 1 Year Anniversary- Player 
    Lineage : Eagle Vision
    Position : None
    Posts : 146
    Guild : Black Sails
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Age : 107
    Experience : 275

    Character Sheet
    First Magic: ω Bright Encompass
    Second Magic:
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    Post by Evelyn~ 8th July 2017, 12:29 pm

    Information:
    Job Quote:
    Job: Funny Business
    Rank: D
    Player Requirements: D-rank and above.
    Job Requirements: Minimum of 5 posts of 150 words per character. Must include a minimum of 5 jokes which needs to be of good quality.
    Job Location: Magnolia
    Job Description: A stand in for a comedy act is required as their main star got sick and is unable to come in. That is where you come in, the nightclub has been having a constant stream of bad luck recently and this show is its last chance for it to gain some business again. Make customers laugh and save this business from collapse.
    Reward: 500 Jewels
    OOC Purposes:
    Job Thread Link
    Sign Up Approval Link (Post n°791)
    Job Method of Completion: Post Count


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    Evelyn~
    Evelyn~

    Quality Badge Level 1- Quality Badge Level 2- Quality Badge Level 3- 1 Year Anniversary- Player 
    Lineage : Eagle Vision
    Position : None
    Posts : 146
    Guild : Black Sails
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Age : 107
    Experience : 275

    Character Sheet
    First Magic: ω Bright Encompass
    Second Magic:
    Third Magic:

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    Post by Evelyn~ 8th July 2017, 8:45 pm

    Sero/Dim

    Contrary to popular belief, Eve's wordplays and riddles were not just conversation starters.  During her travels that stretched from the Pergrande Kingdom to Fiore, she had been a writer for comedians and caravans who traded a few phrases for a belly of food and temporary shelter.  Now in Fiore, her skills with foreign languages were not necessary as this was a hopefully permanent settlement.  It was nice, though, to see that her jokester side could still contribute to the new life she was attempting to build.  Although a gig at this nightclub as a substitute act wasn't exactly saving worlds caliber of mission quality, it was important to Eve.  Maybe that was because the results were actually very substantial in this way; she could see with crystal clarity the establishment that her actions would impact.  It definitely was something.  She flashed a reassuring smile at the club owner, who was standing a little ways to the side of the stage (which was barely anything more than a large wood block).  With decent composure at least at the moment, Eve headed out onstage, brushing past the nervous manager and stepping with a clickity clack of her high heeled boots, into the single spotlight.

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    Evelyn~
    Evelyn~

    Quality Badge Level 1- Quality Badge Level 2- Quality Badge Level 3- 1 Year Anniversary- Player 
    Lineage : Eagle Vision
    Position : None
    Posts : 146
    Guild : Black Sails
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Age : 107
    Experience : 275

    Character Sheet
    First Magic: ω Bright Encompass
    Second Magic:
    Third Magic:

    ω And she said I wasn't funny!  (Evelyn~) Empty Re: ω And she said I wasn't funny! (Evelyn~)

    Post by Evelyn~ 8th July 2017, 9:06 pm


    Sero/Dim, Un

    "I was chit chatting with my friend Sam yesterday, and she tells me a joke that goes a little bit like this.  A furry, a masochist, a sadist, an arsonist, a necrophile are all dancing at a nightclub, a place bit like this one, actually; anyway, the furry tries to yell something over the music, but it's too loud.  The group heads outside through the back door into an alley.  There the furry says, 'Let's have sex with a cat.'  The group blinks at him but only for a second, before the sadist says, 'Okay, let's have sex with a cat and then kill it.'  The necrophile nods thoughtfully before he adds, 'And then have sex with it again,'  The arsonist quickly tacks on his phrase to the list of things to do to this poor creature, saying, 'And then set it on fire after that.'  Then they all turn to the masochist, who says 'Miaou.'"  

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    Evelyn~
    Evelyn~

    Quality Badge Level 1- Quality Badge Level 2- Quality Badge Level 3- 1 Year Anniversary- Player 
    Lineage : Eagle Vision
    Position : None
    Posts : 146
    Guild : Black Sails
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Age : 107
    Experience : 275

    Character Sheet
    First Magic: ω Bright Encompass
    Second Magic:
    Third Magic:

    ω And she said I wasn't funny!  (Evelyn~) Empty Re: ω And she said I wasn't funny! (Evelyn~)

    Post by Evelyn~ 8th July 2017, 9:20 pm


    Sero/Dim, Un, Tair, Pedair

    "Next up is featuring our resident hero and X rank mage, mister Reiaki.  Never met him personally, but of course every powerful wizard has got to have his eccentricities, right?  Well how are Elyx and a mummy alike?  It's a bit difficult to say, but this information comes from a reliable source (aka the depths of somebody's imagination, a conversation at one point, or a wrinkle in time) and it's because they both like rap music.  That's rap spelled W - R - A - P, thank you very much!  And then honoring his lovely wife, the amazing miss Hyoujin, resident tanuki and H rank goddess of Ishval, we have a few ice jokes.  If I get a call about the quality of my references concerning her, I'm gonna hold all of you in the audience responsible for tattling to her fanclub (which admittedly I have membership in).  So now that we're on the topic of ice, I'll start you guys out easy.  Just shout out the answer when you have it in mind.  What's an ig?  ... dang, that was fast!  Yeah, you're exactly right, it's just an ice house without a loo.  Poor people won't get to go to the bathroom any time soon."

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    Evelyn~
    Evelyn~

    Quality Badge Level 1- Quality Badge Level 2- Quality Badge Level 3- 1 Year Anniversary- Player 
    Lineage : Eagle Vision
    Position : None
    Posts : 146
    Guild : Black Sails
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Age : 107
    Experience : 275

    Character Sheet
    First Magic: ω Bright Encompass
    Second Magic:
    Third Magic:

    ω And she said I wasn't funny!  (Evelyn~) Empty Re: ω And she said I wasn't funny! (Evelyn~)

    Post by Evelyn~ 8th July 2017, 9:27 pm


    Sero/Dim, Un, Tair, Pedair, Pump, Chwech

    "Now, let's get back to a few straightforward puns that don't quite fall on the spectrum of jokes.  What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

    Get in the car.

    My friend used to tell that all the time at parties, and they they'd go and say it to all of their friends and so on.  I didn't grow up with magic, you see, just old fashioned cars and mechanics.  Needless to say, I'm no comedian either, so I appreciate you all bearing with me.  Here's a favorite of my sister,
    in fact.  How are a blue whale and a giraffe the same?

    Judging by the rumbling in the crowd, but no shouting yet, I'll tell you the answer since a hint is hard to come up with.  Please forgive me.  They both can swim, except for the giraffe.

    I know, I know!  Your dubious laughter tells me that it was a little bit... but hey, gotta give my sis some credit for that one.  Wherever she heard it, it's never failed to get a chuckle out of me.


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    Evelyn~
    Evelyn~

    Quality Badge Level 1- Quality Badge Level 2- Quality Badge Level 3- 1 Year Anniversary- Player 
    Lineage : Eagle Vision
    Position : None
    Posts : 146
    Guild : Black Sails
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Age : 107
    Experience : 275

    Character Sheet
    First Magic: ω Bright Encompass
    Second Magic:
    Third Magic:

    ω And she said I wasn't funny!  (Evelyn~) Empty Re: ω And she said I wasn't funny! (Evelyn~)

    Post by Evelyn~ 8th July 2017, 9:35 pm


    Ddim yn ddrwg, Saith

    The building nearly shook with applause as a few members even rose to their feet.  Honestly, Eve was shocked by the amount of positive feedback she received, with a few whoops and hollers from the listeners as well as some shouts of approval.  There were several hecklers though, the most annoying of which happened to be the assistant to the club proprietor, who seemed inclined to think that the violet haired girl had done an extremely poor job.  "I'm not even a stand-up comedian," she said with a bit of confusion at his aggressiveness, and he immediately pounced on her words.  "Yes!  Exactly, you're not even a stand-up comedian.  Which is why we shouldn't need to pay you the original gig's fee of nearly fifty thousand jewels.  Throwing professionalism out the window, that act wasn't even that of an amateur!"  "Even if I truly believe amateur can simply refer to a hobbyist, I sustain the viewpoint that paying me fifty thousand jewels is not necessary.  Please, sir, give what you believe fitting," she said, directing the last portion of her words to the actual club owner and manager.  He seemed troubled, and after a quick and private consultation with his assistant manager he flashed Eve a pained grimace before thanking her.  His voice was heartfelt, and for that she actually did feel fulfilled.  It was never the intention, but it was at least some kind of reward.  Then, the young assistant smirked and handed her a single five hundred jewel bill.  "Go buy yourself something nice," his voice drifted back as he strutted away, "Like a glass of sparkling water at the bar.  Or maybe a vending machine soda.  Novices, fakers, substitutes... amateurs are not my concern."

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