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[19:42:52] * Akryn drops into a fighting stance
[19:42:55] Akryn : come at me bro
[19:42:56] Seijin : o-o
[19:42:56] Selia Blake : i get satanic whe i'm tiered
[19:42:57] Heero-chama : Always loved that mask.
[19:42:59] Vongola Primo 1 : Akyrn
[19:43:09] Heero-chama : Akryn read my duel.
[19:43:13] Heero-chama : It's epic.
[19:43:22] * Heero-chama goes into a fighting stance.
[19:43:24] Daiko : links
[19:43:39] * Heero-chama turns on Lightning Aura and is about to go Laxus on Akryn.
[19:43:46] Vongola Primo 1 : op
[19:43:50] * Irina Naginata jumps Akyrn into a snuggle
[19:43:54] Heero-chama : https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t11137-the-anticipated-battle-begins-lightning-dragon-slayer-heero-vs-guardian-of-lightning-nightkenspectators-allowed-just-be-careful
[19:43:57] Krow : To help reach it faster. I am doing A Wizard's Grace with a D-rank Limiter and I'm going to try and do the whole job without using magic.
[19:44:02] * Vongola Primo 1 takes Akyrns blood and disappears
[19:44:05] * Akryn grins at Heero as wind builds around his feet, before being snuggletackled
[19:44:14] * Heero-chama gets a sweatdrop as Akryn is glomped by a girl
[19:44:28] Akryn : Been happenin alot lately Heero.
[19:44:30] Serina : *goes into the lightning aura and gets a 500% power increase like Thor v Iron Man*
[19:44:30] Krow : to* not and
[19:44:33] Krow : ..<
[19:44:34] * Akryn snuggles Irina back
[19:44:52] * Vongola Primo 1 starts shmoneying
[19:44:57] Irina Naginata : I claim Victory
[19:44:58] * Heero-chama zaps Akryn away with a yellow bolt comically and catches Irina.
[19:44:59] Akryn : 'So heero, you want me to post like I am in the stand?
[19:45:07] Seijin : o-o
[19:45:10] Vongola Primo 1 : someone join me
[19:45:12] * Heero-chama puts Irina on the ground and smiles before turning into a bolt and chasing Akryn
[19:45:15] * Akryn opens his mouth, eats the electricity
[19:45:20] Irina Naginata : weeeeeee
[19:45:20] Krow : The struggle is real....
[19:45:22] * Heero-chama leaps out of a lightning bolt and haymakers Akryn
[19:45:39] * Selia Blake sacrifices Serina to the Satan
[19:45:52] Heero-chama : lol @Irina getting tossed around during the battle
[19:45:56] * Akryn bends over backwards under the fist, continuing it into a backwards flip, his feet coming up aimed at the back of Heero's head
[19:46:00] Serina : *cuts everyone in half with chainsaws*
[19:46:15] Dederik has been disconnected on 16th November 2014, 7:46 pm (session timeout)
[19:46:17] Nightken : heero isn't the duration of spells supposed to drop even during other people's posts?
[19:46:17] Serina : Please stop attacking each other
[19:46:30] * Kodai Venator steals Irina and carries her safely away from the battle
[19:46:30] * Irina Naginata goes flying and lands on Akryn
[19:46:37] * Heero-chama gets kicked into the ground; causing a crater
[19:46:38] * Selia Blake sacrifices Chain saw to the Satan
[19:46:40] * Daiko kicks Serina in the face
[19:46:48] Serina : Wait why am I a sacrifice!!!
[19:46:54] Irina Naginata : XD
[19:46:55] * Heero-chama gets his face stuck in ground like flamingo
[19:47:03] Serina : I am not even human!
[19:47:06] * Vongola Primo 1 ish still shmoneying
[19:47:08] Kirahunter has been disconnected on 16th November 2014, 7:47 pm (session timeout)
[19:47:11] * Heero-chama is even more pissed now
[19:47:12] Serina : Use a human sacrifice
[19:47:26] * Kodai Venator still needs help
[19:47:28] Selia Blake : The Satan does not discriminate
[19:47:34] Vongola Primo 1 : you can sacrifice me Selia
[19:47:34] * Seijin sacrifices you all
[19:47:36] * Heero-chama starts powering up with head stuck in ground causing ground to shake
[19:47:37] * Irina Naginata uses Heero's butt as a chair
[19:47:38] * Akryn just kicked Heero down and got the girl on top of him? Winning......
[19:47:43] * Daiko isn't sacraficed
[19:47:43] * Akryn snuggles Irina
[19:47:48] Akryn : ugh
[19:47:50] * Vongola Primo 1 turns into sei's bro
[19:47:54] Akryn : damn you cb
[19:47:55] * Heero-chama powers up even more causing cracks in the ground
[19:48:02] Vongola Primo 1 : i am a pandabro
[19:48:04] Akryn : ...
[19:48:13] Serina : *sacrifices herself over everyone*
[19:48:23] * Irina Naginata jabs a sword up Heero's butt, calm down there
[19:48:34] Serina : With my death you will all find peace
[19:48:36] * Akryn laughs
[19:48:43] * Vongola Primo 1 pushes sei
[19:48:46] --Cookie__ : o3o Cookies.
[19:49:02] * Heero-chama screams and goes flying into Serina's rack
[19:49:03] Hakumi Nazu : Akina is together again =D
[19:49:11] * Seijin turns you all into SOUP
[19:49:22] Akryn : Irina, I knew there was a reason I liked you
[19:49:25] Hakumi Nazu : cookies fc is adorable
[19:49:26] * Heero-chama sparkles and remains there
[19:49:32] Irina Naginata : I still claim victory
[19:49:34] Vongola Primo 1 : you turn a fellow panda into soup
[19:49:42] Hakumi Nazu : dare i say, more adorable than mine?
[19:49:43] * Akryn does not want to be soup panda san
[19:49:46] * Selia Blake sits in the corner
[19:49:54] Serina : *has boobs made of metal*
[19:49:56] * Akryn names Irina victor, gives her cookies as reward
[19:50:05] * Daiko melts Serina's boobs
[19:50:21] * Vongola Primo 1 uses panda powers
[19:50:25] Akryn : hmm
[19:50:28] * Hakumi Nazu hardly has any boobs ;-;
[19:50:40] psaiko joined the chat on 16th November 2014, 7:50 pm
[19:50:43] Akryn : Thats ok Hakumi
[19:50:44] * Vongola Primo 1 sumons shadow dragonn
[19:50:47] Serina : *is rebuilt better, faster, and stronger*
[19:50:47] * Irina Naginata ate the cookie so fast that it looked like it just vanished from Akryns hand

[22:24:11] * Irina Naginata warps the railgun shell into a different plain of existence
[22:24:16] * Dederik is blown by Arianna.
[22:24:26] Irina Naginata : Arte has an alt that can use a railgun
[22:24:41] Arianna Belial : >3> you wish
[22:24:46] Irina Naginata : getting Blown by Ari sounds great actually
[22:25:08] Sumdumguy : already happened to Rachael
[22:25:12] Artemis : XD
[22:25:24] Sumdumguy : literally tho

[23:11:01] * Daiko runs over to Elulu, hugs tight
[23:11:02] Daiko : Stahp
[23:11:16] * Tōwa Lamira raises a eyebrow
[23:11:19] Shohei : Alright Young lord.. plan B
[23:11:20] Rita : He got his hand----
[23:11:23] Rita : ehh----
[23:11:24] Rita : EHHH
[23:11:26] Rita : EHHHHHHHHHH
[23:11:30] Shohei : It's time for some yaoi!
[23:11:34] Daiko : @ Rita ?
[23:11:35] Rita : Poor eric....
[23:11:38] --Cookie__ : o.o
[23:11:43] Daiko : Sho gtfo
[23:11:47] * Shohei grabs his young lord and calls out for some male hotty
[23:11:49] San Toku : I can't find it anywhere
[23:11:52] EclipseEx9 : So what is PG13 again
[23:11:58] San Toku : Not even with searching
[23:11:58] * Daiko hops on Rita
[23:11:59] Daiko : NUU
[23:12:01] EclipseEx9 : Pretty sure they say fuck in PG13 movies now adays
[23:12:01] Shohei : ARE ANY HOT YOUNG MALES AVAIABLE?
[23:12:08] Rita : Blood, Blood everywhere
[23:12:11] Shohei : MY YOUNG LORD NEEDS TO REPRODUCE
[23:12:17] Shohei : Or else he'll go extinct!
[23:12:17] Rita : He's still in the hospital. QwQ
[23:12:22] Daiko : o n o'
[23:12:27] EclipseEx9 : Uh
[23:12:27]  Tōwa Lamira : Eclipse you should know im not someone you should test
[23:12:29] Daiko : OH ! Hey!
[23:12:34] Lucas Rodgers : .
[23:12:34] San Toku : Did it poof?
[23:12:35] Daiko : Does this site support having kids IC
[23:12:39] EclipseEx9 : I'm legitimately asking Towa -__-
[23:12:42] Shohei : Oh, c'mon young lord, try to attract the young males!
[23:13:00] Rita : o.o
[23:13:02] * Shohei snaps his fingers, as ALL of young lord's clothing poofs into nothingness
[23:13:08]  Tōwa Lamira : Eclipse you know what PG13 is your a senior member of the site don't give me that
[23:13:08] Shohei : That'll attract the young males!
[23:13:13] Rita : I already have an FC IF I haz kidz IC
[23:13:14] * Daiko is naked on top of Rita
[23:13:17] Rita : Shes Perfff
[23:13:23] Daiko : Well Rita
[23:13:26] * Rita notices Dai
[23:13:26] Daiko : You know what this means
[23:13:28] Rita : !!!!!
[23:13:30] * Daiko rubs hands together
[23:13:32] Rita : E-Ehhhh
[23:13:38] Luke Delafontaine : whats the process on time skipping characters
[23:13:40] EclipseEx9 : I'm legitimately asking if fuck is acceptable since I'm fairly certain its in PG13 movies
[23:13:43] Rita : Q.Q
[23:13:46] * Daiko noms Rita
[23:13:47] Luke Delafontaine : is there events that allow us to do this or do we just do it
[23:13:50] EclipseEx9 : Get on my case for asking a freaking question @_@
[23:13:55] Rita : >.<" Naaaaaaniiiiiiiiii!!!!
[23:14:06] Daiko : @Rita, okay, let's have Rita / Daiko kis
[23:14:11] Luke Delafontaine : to be honest yes
[23:14:13]  Tōwa Lamira : XD
[23:14:14] Daiko : W/e FC u want, with purple eyes
[23:14:17] Shohei : Young lord..
[23:14:19] Luke Delafontaine : yes the f word is in many pg13 movies these days
[23:14:25] Daiko : yah, Sho?
[23:14:26] Shohei : Do not assault Rita-sama
[23:14:32] Shohei : Instead
[23:14:35] Daiko : I'm not
[23:14:35] Rita : QwQ
[23:14:35]  Tōwa Lamira : but the combo of words that was used is no
[23:14:40] Shohei : You need to start mating with some young males
[23:14:40] Daiko : . < .
[23:14:40]  Tōwa Lamira : not
[23:14:49] EclipseEx9 : OK FINE
[23:14:51] San Toku : Seriously
[23:14:53] Shohei : It's mating season after all.
[23:14:57] Luke Delafontaine : Towa whats the policy on time skips?
[23:14:57] Daiko : NO SHO I"M A MAN< DAT DOESN'T WORK
[23:14:58] San Toku : I cannot find it
[23:15:03] San Toku : Towa, help
[23:15:06] Rita : O.O
[23:15:08] Shohei : Yes it does..
[23:15:11] Shohei : I know people..
[23:15:13] Dederik has been disconnected on Fri 5 Dec - 23:15 (session timeout)
[23:15:13] * Daiko hides on Rita's head v 3 v
[23:15:20] Shohei : Who are miracle workers..
[23:15:20]  Tōwa Lamira : San use the search bar
[23:15:20] Daiko : RIta help me
[23:15:32] San Toku : I did
[23:15:39] Rita : P-Put some clothes on first >.<

[23:16:11] Shohei : Now go reproduce :U
[23:16:11]  Tōwa Lamira : or speed it up?
[23:16:14] Luke Delafontaine : advancing a characters age
[23:16:20] * Daiko dodged Sho
[23:16:21]  Tōwa Lamira : oh
[23:16:22] Luke Delafontaine : story etc
[23:16:27] * Daiko clings to Rita
[23:16:29]  Tōwa Lamira : uh you have to have a good reason
[23:16:31] Daiko : Okay, so. : I
[23:16:32] Dederik joined the chat on Fri 5 Dec - 23:16
[23:16:33] Daiko : whsup
[23:16:36] Luke Delafontaine : obviously not ranks etc
[23:16:43] Rita : ehm...
[23:16:44] * Shohei throws Rita in there too.
[23:16:47] Luke Delafontaine : awesome
[23:16:48]  Tōwa Lamira : and you have to find a way to do so IC while time remains the same
[23:16:58] * Daiko blinks at Rita-kun
[23:16:58] --Cookie__ : .
[23:17:01] Rita : wait where was I thrown?---
[23:17:01] Luke Delafontaine : i may when at a stronger rank make a mission for it
[23:17:09]  Tōwa Lamira : For what?
[23:17:16]  Tōwa Lamira : why do you need age?
[23:17:18] Luke Delafontaine : time skip
[23:17:26] Daiko : @Rita nowhere, just in a room . 3.
[23:17:27] * Rita scrolls up
[23:17:30] * Shohei notes that Rita is in a locked, isolated chamber in the middle of nowhere that has candles lit, two naked guys, and a bed covered in rose petals with some slow jam playing in the background.
[23:17:32] Rita : O////O
[23:17:33] EclipseEx9 : Towa do I know you
[23:17:35] Luke Delafontaine : hmm it would help further my characters story in ways im thinking about
[23:17:37] EclipseEx9 : How long have you been here
[23:17:44] Rita : Ehhhh
[23:17:48] Shohei : Reproduce, god damnit!
[23:17:48] * Daiko blinks, kills Lucas.
[23:17:51]  Tōwa Lamira : Im Kiba yukiko
[23:17:56] * Daiko kicks him away, awaits Rita
[23:18:05]  Tōwa Lamira : The current Ace of Rebirth in ES
[23:18:06] Rita : O.e
[23:18:09] * Shohei notes that Rita is now in a chamber with a bloody, naked corpse.
[23:18:12] * Daiko reproduces with RIta
[23:18:13]  Tōwa Lamira : this is my RK alt
[23:18:18] * Daiko notes small Daiko / Rita mix pops out
[23:18:21] Kihia has been disconnected on Fri 5 Dec - 23:18 (session timeout)
[23:18:24] EclipseEx9 : ....Might be the alcohol but do not remember you at all
[23:18:28] * Daiko holds up child proudly
[23:18:33] Rita : W-Why is this happening to me?
[23:18:35] San Toku : Towa: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t2828p75-caravan-raids#144355
[23:18:36] Shohei : Young lord!
[23:18:41] Shohei : You did it!
[23:18:43] Daiko : ritA wE HAVE A KID
[23:18:50] Shohei : You've made me so proud, young lord!
[23:18:57] * Shohei takes the child, and sells it to the gallows.
[23:18:59] Daiko : i'll name him Daita
[23:19:04] * Luke Delafontaine watches as the rita that produced the child reverts back to gemini
[23:19:10] Shohei : Now we have money! : D
[23:19:17] Rita : QAQ
[23:19:37]  Tōwa Lamira : alrighty then Kodai i am finding i have less and less respect for you by the passing day lol
[23:19:48] * Rita sobs
[23:19:49] * Daiko hugs Rita tightly
[23:19:50] San Toku : It's ok Towa
[23:19:52] Daiko : RITTAAAAAA
[23:19:55] Daiko : DUN'T CRIE
[23:19:55] * Luke Delafontaine buys the child from the gallows as it turns into a celestial spirit key
[23:20:03] * Rita squeaks >.<
[23:20:04] San Toku : The feeling is somewhat mutual
[23:20:10] EclipseEx9 : Well this is all confusing
[23:20:12] * Rita is being sufocated
[23:20:12] Daiko : @Towa where'd the respect come from in da first place
[23:20:13] EclipseEx9 : I'm leaving now
[23:20:17] EclipseEx9 has logged off the chat on Fri 5 Dec - 23:20
[23:20:25] Shohei : ALRIGHT YOUNG LORD
[23:20:26]  Tōwa Lamira : He was willing to be staff right off
[23:20:28] * Daiko kisses Rita on nose
[23:20:34] San Toku : I still cannot find Raid the Farmlands
[23:20:34] Shohei : MAKE MORE DAITA'S RIGHT NOW.
[23:20:35] Daiko : Wat now Sho
[23:20:35]  Tōwa Lamira : take some responsiablity
[23:20:42]  Tōwa Lamira : but thats all gone now
[23:20:46] Shohei : Yes, now.
[23:20:47] * Rita smacks Dai T.T
[23:20:49] Shohei : We need money.
[23:20:58] * Daiko blinks, dodges slap
[23:21:04] * Daiko nuzzles rita
[23:21:06] Dederik : .
[23:21:13] * Rita was forced to reproduce with Daiko Q.Q
[23:21:15] San Toku : So, I'm not responsible now
[23:21:20] Daiko : Du u want a buncha jewles from Daitas o - o
[23:21:34] Irina Naginata has been disconnected on Fri 5 Dec - 23:21 (session timeout)
[23:21:36] * Daiko watches as Rita pops out 1000 Daitas
[23:21:36] * Shohei snaps his fingers, making Rit's and Dai's clothes disappear and keeps the chamber locked while turning the volume of the slow jam up.
[23:21:36] Rita : Q.Q
[23:21:48]  Tōwa Lamira : you make commitments and duck out on them Kodai
[23:21:52] Rita : nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[23:21:56]  Tōwa Lamira : I made a team for you in ES
[23:22:00]  Tōwa Lamira : you bailed
[23:22:07] * Daiko nuzzles Rita
[23:22:08]  Tōwa Lamira : you join BF
[23:22:09] Daiko : Okie i'm sowwy
[23:22:10] Irina Naginata joined the chat on Fri 5 Dec - 23:22
[23:22:11]  Tōwa Lamira : You bail
[23:22:13] * Rita escapes
[23:22:19] Luke Delafontaine : guys take it to pm
[23:22:21] Akryn joined the chat on Fri 5 Dec - 23:22
[23:22:29] Luke Delafontaine : :3
[23:22:30]  Akryn : I have hearby met all posting requirements
[23:22:33] Shohei : MORE DAITA'S
[23:22:35] San Toku : What does this have to do with me being staff
[23:22:36] Shohei : WE'LL BE RICH
[23:22:43] * Daiko blinks
[23:22:46] Luke Delafontaine : or ill be forced to do something drastic
[23:22:47] Rita : o.o
[23:22:49] * Tōwa Lamira Denies Akryns job
[23:22:49] Daiko : I just wanna cuddle Rita ; - ;
[23:23:06] Shohei : Cuddle her in the process of reproducing then.
[23:23:07] * Akryn has not jobbed! HAHA!
[23:23:08] Rita : n-no! Yo want to reproduce!
[23:23:15]  Tōwa Lamira : wow im getting threatened
[23:23:17] Rita : E-Ehh
[23:23:33]  Tōwa Lamira : Guess ill go grab kyll
[23:23:40] * Daiko just nuzzles Rita
[23:23:47] Daiko : @Towa lol
[23:23:49] San Toku : Pfft
[23:23:53] Rita : QAQ
[23:24:00] Shohei : Fine..
[23:24:01] San Toku : Towa, you said even you couldn't summon Kyll
[23:24:03]  Akryn : someones threatening towa?
[23:24:06] Shohei : You guys get a 5 minute break
[23:24:16] * Daiko just cuddles Rita
[23:24:31] * Rita squirms T/////T
[23:24:33] * Shohei gives Young lord a cookie
[23:24:39] Shohei : You've done a good thing today
[23:24:40] Daiko : Ritaa, you're blushing
[23:24:41] * Tōwa Lamira summons Kyll
[23:24:47] * Daiko gives cookie to Rita.
[23:24:48] Shohei : Now it's my turn to reproduce with Rita
[23:24:50] Daiko : It's okie
[23:25:02] Shohei : We must make lil' Shota's.
[23:25:05] Daiko : NO
[23:25:06] Daiko : NO SHO
[23:25:08] Daiko : GET OUT
[23:25:10] Irina Naginata : do you think I would be a good cbox mod?
[23:25:12] * Rita throws the cookie against the chamber wall, breaking it
[23:25:18] Rita : E-Ehhhhhh----
[23:25:21] * Daiko shoots Shohei 1000x times
[23:25:23] Shohei : Iri- Yas.
[23:25:27] * Daiko cuddles Rita
[23:25:28] Daiko : nuuu
[23:25:34] Shohei : But... Young lord..
[23:25:37] * Akryn reads up, goes into bear mode
[23:25:41]  Akryn : dahell is going on?
[23:25:51] Shohei : How else will we get off the endangered species list?
[23:25:51] Daiko : @Sho no she's mine
[23:25:52] * Rita tries to escape. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp"
[23:26:11] Shohei : Akr
[23:26:13] Luke Delafontaine : right thats it
[23:26:16] Luke Delafontaine : im doing the drastic thing
[23:26:17] Daiko : nuu
[23:26:17] * Daiko won't let Rita escape
[23:26:18] * Irina Naginata calms Akryn with honey
[23:26:20] Shohei : We've been reproducing for the past 15 minutes
[23:26:28] Shohei : How did you not notice?
[23:26:32]  Akryn : Luke
[23:26:37] Rita : T.T"
[23:26:40]  Akryn : Is there something going on?
[23:26:41] Rita : :tears:
[23:26:47]  Akryn : What is this drastic thing?
[23:26:51] * Daiko traps Rita
[23:26:51] Daiko : NUUU
[23:26:57] * Akryn enjoys the honey, bear snuggles Irina
[23:27:11] * Irina Naginata is snuggled
[23:27:12] Daiko : :rape:
[23:27:20] * Shohei makes clones of Young lord and makes them reproduce with each other, "WE SHAN'T BE ENDANGERED!"
[23:27:25] Rita : N-Noooooooooooooo!
[23:27:31] Lucas Rodgers has been disconnected on Fri 5 Dec - 23:27 (session timeout)
[23:27:42] Luke Delafontaine : thus im being forced to take drastic action...as soon as my computer stops lagging like a pro
[23:27:42] Luke Delafontaine : san and towa are being bewbs :3
[23:27:51] * Daiko cuddles Rita gently, giving her warm hot chocolate and cookies
[23:27:53] Irina Naginata : who is Young Lord Sho?
[23:28:04] Shohei : Daiko
[23:28:14] Dederik : your post towa
[23:28:14] Luke Delafontaine : this type of drastic action is so drastic
[23:28:16] Luke Delafontaine : so dangerous
[23:28:19]  Tōwa Lamira : Drastic action?
[23:28:19] Luke Delafontaine : i may be banned for ever
[23:28:27] * Akryn is watching you people. Closely......snuggles Irina aggressivly
[23:28:29] Irina Naginata : wait what do you mean by that Luke?
[23:28:31] Luke Delafontaine : and remember you all drove me to this
[23:28:31] Daiko : Luke
[23:28:35]  Tōwa Lamira : anyone else lagging?
[23:28:36] Daiko : You're gonna get smacked
[23:28:43] Kyll Vie joined the chat on Fri 5 Dec - 23:28
[23:28:48] Luke Delafontaine :
SPOILER:
[23:28:48] Luke Delafontaine has been kicked by Akryn
[23:28:52]  Kyll Vie : a shrubbery was presented
[23:28:52]  Tōwa Lamira : AND it is SO
[23:28:56] Luke Delafontaine joined the chat on Fri 5 Dec - 23:28
[23:29:01] * Irina Naginata casts a spell that forcefully pushes Akryn away
[23:29:03] * Rita dumps hot coco on Dai
[23:29:05] Irina Naginata : not like that
[23:29:10]  Tōwa Lamira : I have summoned the All mighty Kyll MUHAHAHA
[23:29:22]  Akryn : ALL PRAISE THE MIGHT KYLL!
[23:29:32] Daiko : @Towa actually 99% sure i di
[23:29:34] Daiko : didi
[23:29:41] * Irina Naginata pokes Kyll
[23:29:41] * Daiko cries, looks at Rita with pout
[23:29:52] Luke Delafontaine : THATS RIGHT MEAN GIRL QUOTES!
[23:29:58] Dederik : .
[23:29:59] Shohei : Young lord
[23:30:02] Luke Delafontaine : WOW AKRYN.........that was mean Sad
[23:30:07]  Tōwa Lamira : No i presented her with a Shrubbery
[23:30:13]  Akryn : I AM EVIL!
[23:30:14]  Tōwa Lamira : and she joined
[23:30:20]  Akryn : FEAR MY DIABLO JAMBE!
[23:30:20] Shohei : Rita-sama is probably mad because she wanted more children, but you haven't reproduced with her enough :U
[23:30:31] Daiko : @Towa oh i was wondering what she meant by that
[23:30:32] Luke Delafontaine : which means i must releasemy army of mean girl quotes
[23:30:33] * Irina Naginata turns Akryn into a sexy lady
[23:30:43] * Shohei distributes the children to Cbox
[23:30:45]  Tōwa Lamira : OMg so muchs lags
[23:30:46] Rita : ...
[23:30:47] Shohei : Get your free brat!
[23:30:52]  Tōwa Lamira : clearing
[23:30:53]  Kyll Vie : was this what I was summoned for?
[23:30:54]  Tōwa Lamira : 3
[23:30:54] * Akryn works it! Looks damn good in them leather pants!

I love how everyone is completely ignoring the fact we are reproducing in the background and selling the children to slave-owners and the gallows.

[23:32:34] * Seijin gropes everybody
[23:32:36] * Seijin moans and leaves
[23:32:37] Seijin has logged off the chat on Wed 12 Nov - 23:32

Soz, Rita-chan. I had to for the gallows

Episode 2 : Rita loses her shit

[00:00:57] Rita : Did. You not forget that we were forced to produce over 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 babbies 15 mnutes ago?f

[18:07:45] * Allen sells the children to the gallows
[18:07:48] * Daiko is in smoke form inside Ari's tummy
[18:07:57] * Allen keeps 3 babies and puts them into a satanic circle
[18:08:00] Allen : SATAN
[18:08:03] Allen : HEAR MY CALLS!
[18:08:06] --Cookie__ : o.o
[18:08:09] * Arianna Belial throws Daiko up "Ech, giving me indigestion"
[18:08:10] Allen : TAKE THESE INFANTS AS YOUR OWN!
[18:08:12] Daiko : http://turcopolier.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c72e153ef0120a5fcf6a8970b-800wi
[18:08:15] Allen : FEAST UPON THEIR BLOOD!
[18:08:29] Alyia : o.o
[18:08:29] Allen : WEAR THEIR INTESTINES AS SCARVES!
[18:08:38] Allen : RISE!
[18:08:41] Allen : RISE!!
[18:08:50] Alyia : Thank goodness they aren't my children...
[18:08:57] --Cookie__ : Why are you calling Daddy, Allen? -Pokes-
[18:08:58] Rita joined the chat on Sat 6 Dec - 18:08
[18:09:09] Alyia : o.o
[18:09:10] * Allen watches as blue flames incinerates the children
[18:09:12] Daiko : OH MY GOD
[18:09:15] Alyia : Rita is Satan?
[18:09:28] Daiko : XDDDD
[18:09:31] Rita : o.o
[18:09:31] Daiko : AS SOON AS WE DID THE RITUAL RITA JOINED
[18:09:43] Rita : Yes, Bow down.
[18:09:47] Allen : This is going
[18:09:53] Allen : Into welcome to chatbox
[18:09:57] * Rita laughs evily!
[18:10:03] * Dederik kneels before Rita as commanded and holds up a wedding ring towards her.
[18:10:04] Daiko : trim it, allen
[18:10:08] Alyia : No! I refuse! I am an angel I bow to not satan
[18:10:11] Allen : [18:08:57] --Cookie__ : Why are you calling Daddy, Allen? -Pokes-
[18:10:12] Daiko : Dede stfu
[18:10:13] Allen : Rita's a man.
[18:10:27] Alyia : o.o
[18:10:27] --Cookie__ : xD
[18:10:35] Dederik : @Allen love knows no gender!
[18:10:35] Rita : I'm a man?
[18:10:46] Allen : Satan
[18:10:47] --Cookie__ : -Dies laughing- Oh my god..
[18:10:50] Allen : It is mating season again
[18:10:50] Melyre : .
[18:10:53] Alyia : Deal god not another male
[18:10:55] Daiko : lol allen
[18:11:02] Alyia : Nooo!!
[18:11:08] Alyia : Rita come back to mee!!
[18:11:09] * Rita tosses Ded in the pits of hell, taking the ring for herself.
[18:11:12] * Daiko cracks knuckles

@Allen I trimmed it . 3 . 

17:41:43] * Alyia runs and hides
[17:43:08] Daiko : Alyia it is . 3 .
[17:43:14] * Daiko grabs Alyia, pulls into chamber
[17:43:19] Alyia : o.o
[17:43:23] * Alyia stuggles
[17:43:40] * Kenshi rescues Alyia
[17:43:57] * Daiko blinks
[17:44:05] Daiko : Hnnn.. Allen... Whos hould it be today
[17:44:20] Alyia : Can I be rescued?
[17:44:28] Allen : WHOA WHOA
[17:44:29] Daiko : We need to provide the Gallows with a steady cash flow
[17:44:29] Allen : WAIT
[17:44:43] Allen : You are not reproducing with Alyia >:U
[17:44:55] Daiko : Ok
[17:44:57] Daiko : Who then
[17:45:01] Allen : But damn.. she's the only girl in cbox e.e
[17:45:08] Daiko : Wat about Adele
[17:45:10] Allen : And cookie
[17:45:13] Allen : And Mel
[17:45:18] Daiko : Seijin it is
[17:45:36] Daiko : Seijin get ova here . > .
[17:45:42] * Alyia hugs and then runs off
[17:45:46]  Seijin : o-o
[17:45:57] Daiko : we need to reproduce
[17:45:58] --Cookie__ : ... NO ONE IS TOUCHING MELYRE WHILE IM ALIVE!!
[17:46:06] * Daiko kills cookie
[17:46:28] Daiko : Daiyre babies it is then
[17:46:45] --Cookie__ : -3- No one is touching Melyre!
[17:47:17] * Allen grabs Alyia and hisses at the males of cbox e.e
[17:47:21] Alyia : o.o
[17:47:26] * Daiko pats Allen
[17:47:39] Daiko : Daiko x Kenshi
[17:47:44] --Cookie__ : Just mate with Allen -3-
[17:47:52] Alyia : o.o
[17:47:53] Daiko : @Cookie it's not that simple
[17:47:59] Daiko : @Cookie Allen's womb is already too thin
[17:48:14] Daiko : @Cookie we need 1000 babies in 10 minuites
[17:48:19] --Cookie__ : And I do noy want details.
[17:48:35] --Cookie__ : FOR FUG SAKE
[17:48:52] * Kenshi turns his arm into an air cannon and fires at Daiko "Stay away from me"
[17:49:04] Melyre : Wut is happening
[17:49:34] * Alyia hides behind Allen
[17:49:59] * Allen throws bombs at all the males, except his young lord, of cbox.
[17:50:37] --Cookie__ : ... o3o
[17:50:59] * Kenshi falls over
[17:52:09] * Lucas Rodgers sends the bomb into the void
[17:52:26] * Alyia is still hiding behind Allen
[17:52:27] Arianna Belial joined the chat on Sat 6 Dec - 17:52
[17:52:42] Alyia : Ari! Run!
[17:52:46] * Arianna Belial blinks
[17:52:47] Arianna Belial : wot
[17:53:15] Alyia : It is mating season apparently?
[17:53:25] Arianna Belial : ._. oh god
[17:53:45] --Cookie__ : Why does this season even exist..?
[17:53:54] Alyia : You, Cookie and I are the only girls on at the moment.
[17:54:04] Alyia : Oh, and Mely
[17:54:07] * Daiko hops on Ari
[17:54:08] Daiko : Hello
[17:54:26] Arianna Belial : o,o
[17:54:26] * Alyia pulls Ari away
[17:54:37] Alyia : No touchie Daiko
[17:54:41] Arianna Belial : oh god, you're not in matting season, are you ;A;
[17:56:10] * Daiko takes Ari to the chamber
[17:56:22] Daiko : It's mating time Ari, you even said i could cuz i helped u with ur computer
[17:56:23] Arianna Belial : o,o
[17:56:25] Arianna Belial : okay
[17:56:39] * Daiko makes 1000000000 Daianna babies
[17:56:46] * Arianna Belial kicks at Daiko "Nnnnuuuuuuu"
[17:56:48] * Daiko gives them to Allen
[17:56:51] --Cookie__ : o.O How the fuck is that even possible?!
[17:56:57] Daiko : It's too late Ari, the deed's been done
[17:57:01] * Allen sells the babies to the gallows
[17:57:12] * Arianna Belial used illusion magic on Daiko
[17:57:15] Daiko : okay u ready for round 2
[17:57:16] * Add reverses time so the babies were never born
[17:57:24] * Arianna Belial laughs cause Daiko did it with a dog
[17:57:34] * Daiko makes 100000000000000000000000 million Daianna baby 2.0s
[17:57:48] Arianna Belial : nope, got away ~3~
[17:57:50] Daiko : @Ari doing it with u is basically the same is a dog lol
[17:57:56] Arianna Belial : ._.
[17:58:02] --Cookie__ : .....
[17:58:02] Arianna Belial : WOW
[17:58:06] * Arianna Belial kills Daiko
[17:58:11] Daiko : xD
[17:58:15] Allen : Damn Young lord
[17:58:18] Allen : Shots fired.
[17:58:20] Lucas Rodgers : I think we need to have a no mating rule
[17:58:21] Daiko : Kidding, Kidding
[17:58:36] * Arianna Belial will not be mated with
[17:58:43] Add : when i get to your house Daiko ima bitch slap you
[17:59:04] Arianna Belial : I see you Kenshi -.- *uses Kenshi as projectiles to smack Daiko*
[17:59:17] * Daiko windmill kicks Kenshi
[17:59:25] * Kenshi turns into a warhammer instead of armor
[17:59:41] * Kenshi allows Arianna to use him to kill Daiko
[17:59:47] * Daiko cyclone kicks the D-rank hammer away
[18:00:13] * Lucas Rodgers sends Daiko to the void
[18:00:22] * Daiko flicks the Void away
[18:00:49] Arianna Belial : wait, you wot
[18:01:02] Daiko : Ari u got rekt
[18:01:23] Daiko : m8
[18:02:00] Alyia : o.o
[18:02:08] * Arianna Belial throws Daiko into a portal to meet papa Belial, an arch Demon that will devour his soul
[18:03:13] * Daiko walks over to Belial
[18:03:18] * Daiko reproduces with Belail
[18:03:27] Alyia : o.o
[18:03:30] * Daiko makes 1000000 Dailial babies
[18:03:38] * Daiko hands them to Allen
[18:03:40] * Alyia stays hidden behind Allen
[18:03:43] * Arianna Belial vanishes before it can happen
[18:03:45] Arianna Belial : nope
[18:03:58] --Cookie__ : How the fug is all of this happening?!
[18:04:16] * Alyia points to Allen
[18:04:17] Lucas Rodgers : Daiko how about you stop with the mating
[18:04:18] Daiko : Lol Ari i ownd u lel
[18:04:26] Daiko : @Lucas ur just jelouis
[18:04:27] Melyre : I don't know and i don't want to ask
[18:04:36] Daiko : magic
[18:04:39] Lucas Rodgers : No I'm offended
[18:04:42] * Arianna Belial eats Daiko
[18:04:44] Alyia : It's all Allen's fault!!
[18:05:02] Daiko : @lucas lol
[18:05:29] * Daiko is inside Ari
[18:05:29] Lucas Rodgers : frickin kids these days
[18:05:32] Lucas Rodgers has logged off the chat on Sat 6 Dec - 18:05
[18:05:49] * Daiko kicks stomach, tryn'a get out
[18:06:44] Alyia : Children calm down
[18:07:07] * Alyia looks from behind Allen, "Is it over?"
[18:07:45] * Allen sells the children to the gallows
[18:07:48] * Daiko is in smoke form inside Ari's tummy
[18:07:57] * Allen keeps 3 babies and puts them into a satanic circle
[18:08:00] Allen : SATAN
[18:08:03] Allen : HEAR MY CALLS!
[18:08:09] * Arianna Belial throws Daiko up "Ech, giving me indigestion"
[18:08:10] Allen : TAKE THESE INFANTS AS YOUR OWN!
[18:08:15] Allen : FEAST UPON THEIR BLOOD!
[18:08:29] Allen : WEAR THEIR INTESTINES AS SCARVES!
[18:08:38] Allen : RISE!
[18:08:41] Allen : RISE!!
[18:08:58] Rita joined the chat on Sat 6 Dec - 18:08
[18:09:09] Alyia : o.o
[18:09:10] * Allen watches as blue flames incinerates the children
[18:09:12] Daiko : OH MY GOD
[18:09:15] Alyia : Rita is Satan?
[18:09:28] Daiko : XDDDD
[18:09:31] Rita : o.o
[18:09:31] Daiko : AS SOON AS WE DID THE RITUAL RITA JOINED
[18:09:43] Rita : Yes, Bow down.
[18:09:57] * Rita laughs evily!
[18:10:08] Alyia : No! I refuse! I am an angel I bow to not satan
[18:10:13] Allen : Rita's a man.
[18:10:35] Dederik : @Allen love knows no gender!
[18:10:35] Rita : I'm a man?
[18:10:46] Allen : Satan
[18:10:50] Allen : It is mating season again
[18:10:53] Alyia : Deal god not another male
[18:11:08] Alyia : Rita come back to mee!!
[18:11:09] * Rita tosses Ded in the pits of hell, taking the ring for herself.
[18:11:12] * Daiko cracks knuckles

¬ ¬ Dear god...

[06:24:13] Hikari Shirokawa : We breathe poop.

[00:06:21] * Lucifer plans to kill Krow
[00:08:14] Krow : o-o
[00:08:45] Krow : Why exactly is this Fruit Cake planning to kill me?
[00:09:02] Lucifer : did
[00:09:03] Lucifer : just
[00:09:03] Lucifer : you
[00:09:06] Lucifer : call me
[00:09:07] Lucifer : a
[00:09:08] Lucifer : fruit cake
[00:09:17] * Lucifer finds a knife
[00:09:28] * Lucifer plans to stab Krow with it
[00:09:29] Krow : 'Tis the season bro. XD
[00:09:57] Krow : Stab and I'll never tell you where the treasure is. 
[00:09:58] --Cookie__ : o.o
[00:10:00] * Lucifer starts a cult dedicated to killing Krow
[00:10:11] Krow : o-o
[00:10:18] Krow : Oh come on.
[00:10:22] * Lucifer is rich and therefore as no need for treasures

[01:10:56] Shohei : I just realized 
[01:11:04] Shohei : That I've been sitting on my dad's golf ball 
[01:11:07] Shohei : This entire time 
[01:11:10] Shohei : And now it's like.. 
[01:11:15] Shohei : Really hot. 
[01:11:42] Cirven : .... 
[01:11:52] Viola-chan : .... 
[01:13:23] Cirven : yeah... you should probably not have said that one...

[18:19:25] Allen : Dederik blushed a bright red as he tried to choose his lover! But then.. he looked at Rita with lust in his eyes before he realized... he could have her!
[18:19:39] Allen : She was small, squeaky, cute.. just like a dog!
[18:20:14] Daiko : Daiko beats the living shit out of Dederick, claiming his prize by flicking Rita's head
[18:20:18] Allen : Dederik slowly walked up to her, placing his soft palms onto her shoulders, leaning down, and placing his lips on hers without hesitation.
[18:20:47] Allen : His fingers slowly stroked her neck and hair as he placed a collar on her neck.
[18:21:22] Allen : With this shameless movements, he leaned down and whispered in her ear greedily, "You are my dog now."
[18:22:15] Allen : With those words, Dederik tossed his new pet into the torture chamber before licking his lips, smirking at Krow.
[18:22:49] Alyia : Alyia decided at this moment in time to cover Allen's mouth
[18:23:00] Daiko : ALYIA GIVE HIM A PRESENT SO HE SHUTS UP
[18:23:21] Allen : He then looked at Leapflight, then at Krow again. He then performed a uppercut of confidence as he pointed to the sky and glared intensely at Krow and said
[18:23:21] * Dederik forces his lips on Allen's in a kiss to shut him up.
[18:23:34] Allen : "Your daughter is now my toy! And you are my slave!"
[18:23:39] Alyia : o.o
[18:23:46] Allen : But Krow did not simply agree to these terms
[18:24:06] * Alyia really leaves know that she know Allen is cheating on her
[18:24:14] Allen : Strictly grabbing his daughter's wrist, he pulled her back forcefully as he yelled back at Dederik
[18:24:33] Allen : "She is mine! We have done many things together that no one else can replicate!"
[18:25:05] Allen : Dederik sneered. He was an arrogant fool that only wanted power.
[18:25:42] Allen : Ignoring the screams of Rita in his torture chamber, Dederik undressed, butt naked until leapflight realized a stream of blood was oozing down her nostrils.
[18:25:58] Allen : It appears that Leapflight has fallen for this naked man!
[18:26:33] Allen : With this realization, he pulled away from her father's grip and hid behind Dederik, exclaiming
[18:26:46] Allen : "But daddy! I love him! Why can't you see that?!"
[18:27:47] Allen : Dederik smirked, as he shamelessly ignored the clean pair of pants to his side before arrogantly chuckling
[18:28:00] Allen : "Yes, "Daddy", why can't you see that?"
[18:28:21] * Rita eats popcorn e.e
[18:28:49] Allen : Krow sneered at the two before getting undressed himself, exposing his naked body, yelling with a manly voice
[18:29:09] Allen : "LEAPY! WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR YEARS! MY BODY IS MUCH MORE MANLY THEN THAT SCUM'S!"
[18:29:24] Allen : He said as his biceps throbbed.
[18:29:52] Allen : Leapflight shook her head instantly, before tearing up.
[18:30:22] Allen : "Daddy! No matter how many layers of fat your body has, I will be Dederik-sama's toy!"
[18:30:35] * Rita spittakes
[18:30:43] Allen : Krow's eyes glistened with tears as he wiped them away and sniffled,
[18:30:49] Allen : "I.... see how it is.."
[18:30:50] Rita : I-I Object!!!
[18:31:23] Allen : With those parting words, Krow killed himself, with a tears going down his cheek
[18:32:38] Allen : Dederik smiled as the skinned the corpse of Krow, covered it in honey, and tossed it into a pit of African fire ants.
[18:32:50] Allen : Nothing but bone and meat remained.
[18:33:05] Allen : Leapflight leaned up and kissed Dederik seductively,
[18:33:17] Allen : "Oh, Dederik-sama, I would like to bare you a child."
[18:33:34] * Dederik impregnates Allen.
[18:33:37] Dederik : done
[18:33:41] --Cookie__ : o.O Da fuq??
[18:33:42] Allen : o.o
[18:33:50] * Rita stuffs her face with more popcorn
[18:33:52] Alyia : o.o
[18:33:58] Allen : What the.. actual...
[18:34:08] Dederik : Hey you asked
[18:34:15] * Rita stares with shock at Dedrick-sama's actions
[18:34:21] Allen : LEAPFLIGHT ASKED, NOT ME!
[18:34:23] * Kitteh pops out a baby I didnt know I was multi gender
[18:34:33] Dederik : I saw your name next to it, not hers.
[18:34:40] Alyia : o.o

I would just like to share this...

I WAS VIOLATED. VIOLATED, I TELL YOU!

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[17:01:34] Kenshi joined the chat on Fri 12 Dec - 17:01
[17:01:41] * Kitteh out of her inactivity takes baby back and gives it to sister
[17:01:49] Kenshi : I see BF has it's first team
[17:01:51] * Add huggles Alyia
[17:01:56] --Cookie__ : Wut baby..? o.O
[17:02:02] * Nikolai Dixon is going to S rank
[17:02:08] Kitteh : I had a baby
[17:02:47] Kenshi : So guys, what would make a good pet for a Poison DS
[17:02:52] * Sumdumguy rolls
[17:02:53] * Aayla pats Kitteh
[17:03:01] Aayla : my condolences
[17:03:01] Kenshi : Just out of curiosity
[17:03:14] Aayla : @ Kenshi you should, make a Serpent, like mine >D
[17:03:25] Irina Naginata : .
[17:03:27] Sumdumguy : Vyyy
[17:03:35] Kenshi : Nah, I don't want to copy the canon Poison DS
[17:03:49] Kitteh : Aayla speeking of pets Smile!!?
[17:03:55] Irina Naginata : try a lizard
[17:03:59] Aayla : Serpents not a snake Razz
[17:04:02] * Kitteh is pat
[17:04:07] * Alyia takes the child and huggles Add back before going off to pick up Jaydin.
[17:04:12] Kenshi : A lizard would be cool
[17:04:22] Kenshi : But lizards don't fly
[17:04:27] Kenshi : ...
[17:04:35] Kenshi : Actually, this is FT
[17:04:45] Kenshi : Heck yeah lizards can fly
[17:04:58] * Kitteh has taught Jaydin well in the arts of killing and his training is finished
[17:05:00] Kenshi : But then, wouldn't it be considered a dragon?
[17:05:44] Cirven : No. Cuz some things can fly through magic without wings
[17:05:44] Dederik : There was a flying snake in the anime
[17:05:45] * Alyia still reminds people that Jaydin is still five...
[17:05:48] Kenshi : So, I just found out that the slow loris is venomous
[17:05:51] Dederik : and cats fly...
[17:05:58] Dederik : there are also wyverns.
[17:06:14] * Kitteh has beat Jaydin tell he was emotionless
[17:06:28] Alyia : o.o
[17:06:42] Kenshi :
THIS CUTE LITTLE THING IS VENOMOUS:
[17:07:19] * Alyia smacks Kitteh and revives Jaydin's emotions
[17:07:27] Seitenshi Ayato has been disconnected on Fri 12 Dec - 17:07 (session timeout)
[17:08:06] * Kitteh made it so Jaydin would have no mercy and he had gone through something like fate zero the Matsu torture
[17:08:27] Kenshi : I had considered a winged arachnid
[17:08:39] Aayla : eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
[17:08:41] Kenshi : But decided that that was scary as f***
[17:08:45] * Add brings Joy
[17:08:56] Aayla : Im going to have my pet eat it if you do that!
[17:09:08] Kenshi : I won't, Aayla
[17:09:18] Aayla : :tellme:
[17:09:19] Kitteh : (who is joy?)
[17:09:23] Aayla : good! lol
[17:09:36] Nikolai Dixon : Aayla can you look at my magick?
[17:09:41] Kenshi : I was like, "Oh, what about a winged spider or scorpion?" And then I was like "OH HELL NAH"
[17:09:43] Alyia : Joy is Venir's and Add's child.
[17:09:46] Irina Naginata : Ken
[17:09:48] Irina Naginata : use a frog
[17:09:58] Add : we had a girl
[17:10:10] Kenshi : Nah, a frog can't really be ridden
[17:10:13] Kitteh : Aylia?
[17:10:15] Sumdumguy has logged off the chat on Fri 12 Dec - 17:10
[17:10:18] --Cookie__ : .
[17:10:29] Kenshi : Plus their venom isn't transferred via bite
[17:10:35] Irina Naginata : So Naruto was a lie?
[17:10:44] * Alyia takes Jaydin away from Kitteh and smiles at Jaydin as she kisses his forehead bringing his emotions back
[17:10:49] Cirven : You can do just about anything on this site Kodai
[17:10:50] Alyia : Yes Kitteh?
[17:11:04] Add : Kenshi use a venomus pig
[17:11:14] Kenshi : Even if I did ride a frog, the venomous slime would be sinking into my crotch as I rode...
[17:11:19] Kitteh : I finished his training he can almost kill me now Smile is that ok?
[17:11:19] Kyll Vie has been disconnected on Fri 12 Dec - 17:11 (session timeout)
[17:11:22] * Kenshi shudders violently
[17:11:49] Nikolai Dixon : And my romantic interest was banned.
[17:12:22] Nikolai Dixon : Time to find another one.
[17:12:53] Irina Naginata : your... romantic interest?
[17:13:08] Alyia : He can kill yes, but he will never be emotionless.
[17:13:15] Viola-chan has been disconnected on Fri 12 Dec - 17:13 (session timeout)
[17:13:17] Kitteh : ok!
[17:13:17] Dederik : @Irina the person niko's charry was interested in
[17:13:26] Kenshi : I might do a winged Komodo dragon or something
[17:13:37] Nikolai Dixon : My... Romantic Interest.
[17:13:42] Irina Naginata : it's not that hard to figure our
[17:13:45] Irina Naginata : out*
[17:13:45] Alyia : Now I have to go and post.
[17:13:53] * Kitteh gives Aylia and Jaydin both a present
[17:13:53] Irina Naginata : it's harder to figure out who
[17:13:58] Nikolai Dixon : Rather, former romantic interest
[17:14:05] JaffaArchfiend has logged off the chat on Fri 12 Dec - 17:14
[17:14:21] Kenshi : Like his/her legs transform into wigs or something
[17:14:33] * Nikolai Dixon thinks
[17:14:38] * Alyia takes the present for both her and Jaydin, planning to give it to him on Christmas.
[17:14:39] Kenshi : Or they just have wings set between their legs
[17:14:45] Alyia has logged off the chat on Fri 12 Dec - 17:14
[17:15:03] Nikolai Dixon : No no no no, Nakiya's a slut...
[17:15:18] Kenshi : Ahem
[17:15:18] Add : WOAH NIKO
[17:15:32] Kenshi : Please keep such language out of the cbox
[17:15:36] Add : DONT SAY THAT
[17:15:36] Nikolai Dixon : No no no no, Nayru's a mouse, and I don't like mice...
[17:15:53] --Cookie__ : .
[17:15:56] Add : YOU SAID NAKIYA
[17:16:12] Add : CANT FOOL ME
[17:16:27] Nikolai Dixon : No no no no, most darkies are psycho
[17:16:30] Aayla : she is
[17:16:30] * Add goes fast around Niko
[17:16:33] Aayla : I can't argue
[17:16:35] Kenshi : Aye
[17:16:40] Aayla : she's a gd succubus
[17:16:44] Add : I AM SANIC
[17:16:46] Aayla : what'chu want from me
[17:16:46] Irina Naginata : inb4 someones suggests me
[17:16:47] Kenshi : A winged Komodo Dragon would be epic
[17:17:06] * Dederik proposes to the god succubus
[17:17:19] Kenshi : -_-
[17:17:25] Nikolai Dixon : No no no no, Irina...no...
[17:17:25] * Kenshi punches Ded
[17:17:26] Koga joined the chat on Fri 12 Dec - 17:17
[17:17:30] Koga : .....
[17:17:38] Koga : /gropes aayla/
[17:17:39] * Dederik dodges the punch.
[17:17:48] Kenshi : Ahem
[17:18:00] * Nikolai Dixon bifurcates Koga
[17:18:01] * Kitteh punches Koga in face
[17:18:05] Kenshi : Koga, please keep such references out of the cox
[17:18:10] Kenshi : *cbox
[17:18:16] Nikolai Dixon : I'm joining Cor Draco
[17:18:22] Koga : *drools ovaa Aayla*
[17:18:31] Koga : Im not the real Koga Im just helping with maintence
[17:18:48] Kenshi : -_-
[17:18:53] Koga : He asked me to do something for his signature and now Im just roaming around this site
[17:19:54] Nikolai Dixon : Who would I go well with?
[17:20:07] Dederik : @Nikolai Kodai
[17:20:15] Koga : welp Im off
[17:20:24] Koga : You guys have a wonderful night. Happy Holidays
[17:20:32] --Cookie__ : .
[17:20:44] Kenshi : -__-
[17:20:46] Kenshi : Ded
[17:20:49] Kenshi : Shut
[17:20:50] Kenshi : Up
[17:21:10] Nikolai Dixon : Damn you, Dederik
[17:21:16] Dederik : not you, that other kodai thats like 6 foot 7 inches
[17:21:30] Kenshi : You mean Kaido
[17:21:36] Dederik : kaido ya.
[17:21:43] Nikolai Dixon : But seriously, who is the woman for me
[17:21:48] * Irina Naginata Poison's, electrocutes, incinerates, rends, curses, stones, freezes, drowns, vaporizes, sheers, and fears Dederik all at once
[17:21:49] Kitteh : Dedx all girls on this site
[17:21:53] Kenshi : And he's like 7 ft. tall
[17:21:57] Add : srsly
[17:22:06] Dederik : @Kitteh Ded x Everyon
[17:22:08] Kenshi : Geez Irina
[17:22:18] Dederik : Love knows no gender! -proposes to a rock-
[17:22:37] Irina Naginata : that's not a rock
[17:22:37] Nikolai Dixon : Nikolai x ???
[17:22:37] * Kenshi picks up the rock and smashes Ded's face in
[17:22:48] * Kitteh heart eyes propose to me
[17:22:51] * Dederik dodges the assualt.
[17:22:53] Add : dede is like every single person who post crap on youtube
[17:23:12] Add : i hate them
[17:23:20] Kenshi : Ded will propose to anything if it stands still long enough
[17:23:25] Dederik : i would hate to be 7ft tall... you have to bend down for every door
[17:23:25] * Irina Naginata watches the rock turn into a crab and latch on to Dederik's eyelid
[17:23:26] Kocho joined the chat on Fri 12 Dec - 17:23
[17:23:31] Dederik : What kenshi said xD
[17:23:35] * Kenshi walks away
[17:23:37] Kocho : i return
[17:23:43] Kenshi : Hey Kocho
[17:23:49] Kocho : darn, someone almost gas 100
[17:23:54] * Dederik yelps and runs around in circles as the crab pinches him.
[17:24:02] Kocho : hey kenshi
[17:24:17] Kocho : time to advertise sone more
[17:24:21] Nikolai Dixon : Irina
[17:24:44] Irina Naginata : hi
[17:24:46] Nikolai Dixon : I typed in "Irina" and I got "Urinal"
[17:25:04] Irina Naginata : auto correct
[17:25:36] Nikolai Dixon : My phone has a list of terms when I type so I don't waste energy
[17:25:57] Irina Naginata : what a glorious tool that makes life so much easier
[17:26:17] --Cookie__ : .
[17:26:32] Irina Naginata : was that all you wanted to say?
[17:26:39] Nikolai Dixon : Every time I type, the phone computer comes up with the word I'm about to type, or other words similar to it
[17:26:58] Nikolai Dixon : No. How old is your character, 1000?
[17:27:34] Irina Naginata : her actual age is unknown
[17:28:22] Irina Naginata : she appears to be 18 she has existed in earthland for 21 years and has no cronological age
[17:28:37] Nikolai Dixon : I need a woman. Preferably younger than me
[17:28:59] Kenshi : Too much green on screen
[17:29:13] Kenshi : Needs to be broken up by glorious yellow
[17:29:21] Kitteh : and red
[17:29:25] Kitteh : llol
[17:29:26] Irina Naginata : and how old are you?
[17:29:36] Irina Naginata : or your character rather
[17:29:45] Nikolai Dixon : Early twenties
[17:29:48] Kitteh : me?
[17:29:59] Kitteh : lol
[17:30:43] Kitteh : derp

Indaface's Fail...

[18:00:07] * Indiana Jones hands a cookie to Guest
[18:00:16] Kenshi : FAIL
[18:00:18] Indiana Jones : I AM ASHAMED
[18:00:21] Indiana Jones has logged off the chat on Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:00 pm

And then Karma strikes...

18:02:35] * Janneline Ariel punts [name]
[18:02:35] Tatsumi Yamato : at least 4 times
[18:02:37] Hikari Shirokawa : Stop using the code Razz
[18:02:37] * Indiana Jones is punched o.o
[18:02:42] Lyserg : Stop using the code Kodai
[18:02:42] Indiana Jones : HA
[18:02:47] Indiana Jones : Izzy HA xD
[18:02:48] * Ghosts laughs
[18:02:49] Kenshi : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHH
[18:02:56] Janneline Ariel : ......................
[18:03:03] Janneline Ariel : F... offf..... code.....

...Yeah. Karma is a bitch.

[18:00:07] * Indiana Jones hands a cookie to Daiko

excuse me? how is this a fail ; - ;?

i wasn't even on the chat. WTF

[15:39:57] * Venir RuLush goes to change avatar.

[15:40:01] coocoo9936 : sorry.

[15:40:11] * Kenshi floods the room with toxic gas.

[15:40:14] Kenshi : Eheh.

[15:40:22] --Cookie__ : Nu! Venir! I love chu Avatar! Don’t change it!.

[15:40:48] coocoo9936 : im sorry Venir you dont have to change:shame:.

[15:40:50] * Nikolai Dixon creates a negation field out of spiritual energy for Venir, Cookie, and Coocoo.

[15:41:07] --Cookie__ : o.o Wut.

[15:41:12] coocoo9936 : huh.

[15:41:13] --Cookie__ : Wut’s that..?.

[15:41:18] Kenshi : -_-.

[15:41:27] * Venir RuLush goes and changes avatar again back to what it was.

[15:41:35] Kenshi : *coughs*godmodding*coughs*.

[15:41:36] Nikolai Dixon : My ommense spiritual energy can forme a barrier.

[15:42:00] --Cookie__ : Oker...

[15:42:07] coocoo9936 : :shame:.

[15:42:07] Nikolai Dixon : *Cough*Shut up, you besmirch the name of Kenpachi*cough*.

[15:42:27] Venir RuLush : Is that your characters actual magic?.

[15:43:02] Nikolai Dixon : Yes and no..

[15:43:16] * Kenshi floods the room with an invisible, odorless poisonous gas that is impossible to notice.

[15:43:18] Venir RuLush : Ah I see.

[15:43:22] Nikolai Dixon : There's some aspects I haven't added yet..

[15:43:47] --Cookie__ : o-o.

[15:43:59] Venir RuLush : I want to get to C rank today o_o.

[15:44:04] Nikolai Dixon : And how does your character feel around a tall guy with a mane of black hair?.

[15:44:13] * Nikolai Dixon is C rank.

[15:44:18] Kenshi : I need to finish my magic soon.

[15:44:29] * Kenshi is C-rank as Kodai.

[15:44:39] Venir RuLush : I'm 50 exp away, just finished one job and need to get that approved and then one more D-Rank job and i'm chilling.

[15:44:53] Venir RuLush : My character?.

[15:44:57] * Nikolai Dixon did solo jobs.

[15:45:03] Nikolai Dixon : Yes..

[15:45:18] coocoo9936 : hey guys my avvy looks exactly like me except that my hair color is different and my eye color is different and my hair is a different style.

[15:45:19] Kenshi : If I finish the Hunter with Kodai, I'll be cruisin at B.

[15:45:30] Venir RuLush : Venir would approve I think.

[15:45:46] Venir RuLush : Lucky duck! I want to be B-Rank Q^Q.

[15:45:53] Nikolai Dixon : So you wanna do this char ship thing or wot.

[15:46:17] Kenshi : How would your character feel around a Dragon Slayer with short-ish black hair.

[15:46:18] Nikolai Dixon : If I do the Hunter, it'll help me a lot..

[15:47:13] Kenshi : Or a Rune Knight with long golden hair and a love for books.

[15:47:16] coocoo9936 : me?.

[15:47:21] Kenshi : Venir.

[15:47:33] Venir RuLush : Q^Q why is everyone after Venir?.

[15:47:33] coocoo9936 : makes sense.

[15:47:33] Nikolai Dixon : I'm going to S rank..

[15:47:36] Kenshi : But you could answer as well, Coo.

[15:47:42] Venir RuLush : She likes black hair I've decided.

[15:48:01] * Kenshi has black hair.

[15:48:08] Kenshi : Just check out my avi.

[15:48:13] * Nikolai Dixon has black hair..

[15:48:16] --Cookie__ : -Sits on Venir’s head- What is happening? o.o.

[15:48:38] coocoo9936 : Kenshi looks cute.

[15:48:45] Nikolai Dixon : Kenshi, why do you have to challenge me for everything/one?.

[15:48:46] Venir RuLush : Cookie-chan (new name i've decided) It appears I have stumbled into a harem of sorts.

[15:48:49] Kenshi : .
check out this sexy guy:



[15:49:13] Kenshi : Sadly, this guy is going dark at C.

[15:49:17] coocoo9936 : <3.

[15:49:20] Kenshi : Then guildless at B.

[15:49:33] Nikolai Dixon : I hate that..

[15:49:42] Kenshi : Maybe back to ST at A.

[15:49:50] Venir RuLush : That is pretty hard to beat o_o.

[15:49:58] --Cookie__ : .... NU ONE IS TOUCHING MY VENIR! -Flails-.

[15:50:09] Nikolai Dixon : Every time I get someone or something nice, someone is there to screw it up. Damn you!.

[15:50:21] * Kenshi already has an IC gf.

[15:50:27] coocoo9936 : huh.

[15:50:28] Venir RuLush : o_o Can't we just share the Ven?.

[15:50:34] --Cookie__ : NU.

[15:50:37] --Cookie__ : I DO NOT SHARE.

[15:50:39] * Kenshi just wanted to tick off Niko.

[15:50:50] Kenshi : Seems like it worked.

[15:50:53] Kenshi : Eheh.

[15:50:59] Kenshi : Sorry Niko.

[15:51:01] coocoo9936 : thats selfish.

[15:51:10] Nikolai Dixon : gg its cool.

[15:51:23] --Cookie__ : I dun care, Coocoo >-<.

[15:51:24] coocoo9936 : or was it shell fish?.

[15:51:33] coocoo9936 : hmmm.

[15:51:41] Kenshi : Sadly, that gf cannot be held, kissed or touched in any way.

[15:51:47] Kenshi : Which sucks for me.

[15:51:55] coocoo9936 : true.

[15:51:59] Venir RuLush : What guild you joining coocoo?.

[15:52:07] Venir RuLush : Why can't she be held/touched?.

[15:52:17] coocoo9936 : Sabor.

[15:52:31] Nikolai Dixon : Venir, your character and my character.

[15:52:33] Kenshi : She's made of fire.

[15:52:44] Nikolai Dixon : Elulu.

[15:52:45] Venir RuLush : Awwwwwwww man and oh o_o.

[15:52:59] Venir RuLush : Elulu? Is that your character?.

[15:53:05] Kenshi : I get second-degree burns just hugging her.

[15:53:16] Nikolai Dixon : Kenshi's woman is Elulu.

[15:53:20] Venir RuLush : Why not become a fire dragon slayer?.

[15:53:33] coocoo9936 : i gtg bye.

[15:53:33] Kenshi : Fire DS is taken.

[15:53:36] coocoo9936 has logged off the chat on Mon 15 Dec - 15:53.

[15:53:38] Kenshi : Bye Coo.

[15:53:44] Nikolai Dixon : It's very dangerous to text and ride your bike..

[15:53:53] Venir RuLush : Oh okay and um I don't know Nikolai I mean our character haven't exactly met.

[15:54:04] Venir RuLush : No texting and riding!.

[15:54:13] Kenshi : Technically, her name is Nuria now.

[15:54:21] Venir RuLush : Besides it had to get Cookie's approval ^o^.

[15:54:25] Venir RuLush : Why Nuria?.

[15:54:46] --Cookie__ : Nu! You shall never get my approval! Venir is mine and mine alone! >-<.

[15:54:50] * Nikolai Dixon is on his mountain bike as he speaks..

[15:55:01] Kenshi : She changed her character.

[15:55:04] Nikolai Dixon : Ezcuse my language..

[15:55:06] Venir RuLush : That's dangerous!!!.

[15:55:15] Nikolai Dixon : Greedy charlatan.

[15:55:27] Venir RuLush : o_o Cooke said no lol.

[15:55:42] Venir RuLush : Ah I see....But she's still made of flames?.

[15:55:54] --Cookie__ : I know I’m greedy. I’m greedy and proud!.

[15:56:29] Kenshi : Yeah.

[15:56:33] Kenshi : Fire elementa;.

[15:56:37] Kenshi : *elemental.

[15:56:54] --Cookie__ : Wait o.o Chu ish dating Nurai?.

[15:57:00] Nikolai Dixon : I CAN NEVER HAVE ANYTHING.

[15:57:02] --Cookie__ : Nuria**.

[15:57:02] Kenshi : Aye.

[15:57:14] * Nikolai Dixon sits in a corner.

[15:57:15] Venir RuLush : One day Nikolai ^o^.

[15:57:25] --Cookie__ : NEVER!.

[15:57:28] --Cookie__ : NEVER I SAY.

[15:57:46] * Nikolai Dixon takes out a gun.

[15:57:54] * Kenshi sits back and sips some hemlock.

[15:58:01] Venir RuLush : Gah! No guns!!!! >_<.

[15:58:09] Kitteh joined the chat on Mon 15 Dec - 15:58.

[15:58:17] --Cookie__ : o.o Guns...

[15:58:22] * Nikolai Dixon goes to kill himself.

[15:58:28] * Kenshi compares hemlock to nightshade as if they were wines.

[15:58:37] Kenshi : Hey Kitt.

[15:58:50] Venir RuLush : Cookie do something!!!!.

[15:58:52] Venir RuLush : Yo kitteh!.

[15:59:19] * Kenshi impales the gun with a Poison Dragon's Needle.

[15:59:37] * Nikolai Dixon places the nose of the gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger to realize it's empty.

[15:59:50] --Cookie__ : -Tackles Dixy, shaking him- FINE! FINE YOU CAN DATE VENIR!.

[16:00:23] Nikolai Dixon : :p.

[16:00:39] Venir RuLush : o_o That escalated quickly.

[16:00:47] --Cookie__ : ....

[16:00:54] --Cookie__ : You asshole -3-.

[16:01:20] Nikolai Dixon : So fear does work:).

[16:01:27] Venir RuLush : o 3 o.

[16:01:43] * Kenshi drinks some black mamba venom.

[16:01:50] --Cookie__ : ...... -Slams a pan on Dixy’s head- NOW YOU CAN NEVER HAVE MY VENIR! JUST FOR DOING THAT!.

[16:01:51] Venir RuLush : Well I got to go!.

[16:01:52] Venir RuLush : Bye!.

[16:01:59] Kenshi : Bye Venir.

[16:02:18] * Nikolai Dixon takes out a loaded gun and kills himself..

[16:02:21] --Cookie__ : Bai Venir o3o.

[16:02:32] --Cookie__ : SHLKDGJHALKSJHGLKJSHADFG YOU SON A BISH.

[16:03:42] Kitteh : Hey guys.

[16:04:36] * Kenshi revives Niko.

[16:04:51] Nikolai Dixon : NO.

[16:04:59] Kenshi : Eheh.

[16:05:14] Nikolai Dixon : If I cannot have anything, I will not have my life.

[16:05:24] * Nikolai Dixon commits Seppuku.

[16:05:26] Kenshi : Guns ain't the way to go man.

[16:05:37] * Kenshi gives Niko some hemlock.

[16:05:39] * Kitteh kills Niko again.

[16:05:58] * Nikolai Dixon dies happy.

[16:06:07] --Cookie__ : -Picks up Kitteh and throws him at a wall- SHTOP!.

[16:06:11] * Kenshi revives Niko again.

[16:06:16] Kenshi : Eheh.

[16:06:25] Kenshi : Use the hemlock, bro.

[16:06:31] Kenshi : Much less messy.

[16:06:45] * Nikolai Dixon kills himself with Hemlock.

[16:07:06] * Nikolai Dixon dies happy.

[16:07:11] --Cookie__ : o.o.

[16:07:14] Kenshi : Do you even know what hemlock is?.

[16:07:18] Nikolai Dixon : Now I have something nice..

[16:07:38] Nikolai Dixon : No, but as lo g as it can kill me, idc.

[16:07:59] Kenshi : It's the most toxic natural poison, excluding venoms.

[16:08:06] * Kitteh tells killjoy to revive Niko, but he doesnt.

[16:08:15] Kenshi : Derived from the conium plant.

[16:08:27] Kenshi : It was used to execute Socrates.

[16:08:30] --Cookie__ : .o..

[16:09:45] Kenshi : In modern day, it was combined with nightshade to create nightlock by the author Suzanne Collins
Niko lol

Daiko wrote:

Indiana Jones wrote:[18:00:07] * Indiana Jones hands a cookie to Daiko

excuse me? how is this a fail ; - ;?

Add wrote:i wasn't even on the chat. WTF

Gaiz, we were screwing with the username code when Inda and Janna failed