Hey there, Arcadia! Tis me, here to administer your exam!
You wake up early in the morning, and head over to the guild as usual to start the day. However, upon opening the door, you're greeted by a horde of hundreds of slimey, illiterate worm people? What the hell? Turns out they all happen to be massive worm fangirls of Aven and Mura after their performance during the festival, and are each clutching those lovely figurines you helped sell. They've come here demanding to meet and greet these Fairy Tail celebrities, but you happen to know that both are out on important jobs. Even so, they refuse to leave until they've met the boys.
A fairy around the guild offers to turn you into one of the guys for a day to satisfy our slimey visitors, but that only solves one of the issues. Your task is to put up with and entertain the worms as they bombard you with all kinds of ~touchy~ requests for a day as either Aven or Mura, as well as finding a way to create a substitute or compromise for the other absent mage.
Must be at least 3,000 words - go! (Please forgive me, I know it's not as good as the others :'3)