Okay… the shrine was at the east side of Era. He would have to move in a hurry, because he could already hear the terrifying blasts and fires caused by the… wait, there was a lack of fires. There was a lack of destruction. The job paper described the threat as rather dangerous, and he wasn’t that far away from the east side of the town. “Hey, Kyuken!” he called the samurai ghost, “Tell me what the job paper says…!” “O-Oh, uhm… *cough*” the samurai ghost awkwardly let out before a proper reply was sent, “A rather destructive monster is wreaking havoc at our houses- I mean shrines! Uh… yes, it keeps disappearing into the sunrise, but at night it’s the strongest. I suggest that you trail it down when the sun begins to rise - if you’re lucky enough to survive until then… so it’s very dangerous and strong, Mura-“ “… At least give me a description of its appearance,” Mura commented in hindsight, while Kyuken began sweating a little. Although, this conversation helped Mura’s mind to forget about the pant problem- oh, what the fuck, it was happening again!
His hips suddenly pulled him to another wall like some kind of attractive force. He landed face-first on said wall in pain, feeling a disturbance in his magic power. “O-Owwww…” he let out in pain. Kyuken witnessed the abnormality, and upon reflection, he felt bad now. He hadn’t explained nearly enough for Mura… about this mission that he spotted…
“Mura, actually… it’s not a wild monster- or rather, not wild as in physically- I mean, not the ‘I hate you and want to kill you’ wild kind…” the samurai ghost explained in an apologizing tone. Just as he finished that sentence, said wall broke down from the inside and pushed Mura off, sending him to the bottom of the street. His sword was already unsheathed as he witnessed the appearance of a huge, bulk golem carrying…
“… A-Ahh,” Mura let out in a new tone that hadn’t been heard from him before, but instantly, he closed his mouth in embarrassment. It just… it felt so abnormally pleasant for a brief moment as something tickled down his- oh god, what was going on? Instinctively protecting his crotch with his hands, he gazed upon the alluringly beautiful woman who was riding on the shoulder of said golem. “… Ara~ Another volunteer,” she expressed whilst licking her fingers, causing a shiver to travel down Mura’s spine.
“Mura! Hey, Mura!” Kyuken came to the rescue, arriving next to the confused shaman, “Okay, sorry, I didn’t mean to! Listen, the job is about her! She’s a… well, she’s a succubus.” “… A WHAT?” Mura almost screamed out in shock. “Yes… hehe, she’s kinda full of mana too. Quite a threat… I thought she was weaker, and I wanted to troll you a little, so… uh, sorry~” So many veins popped up on Mura’s forehead, but he didn’t have time to react as something warm and voluptuous was sitting on him- oh my god, she was sitting on him. Her body was ideal for his lusts, and her boobs were wrecking balls filled with lust and horniness essence instead of milk and blood. It was too ‘yes’ to be true… and at the same time too ‘no’ to be accepted.
“Listen to yourself, screaming out nonsense right in front of a pretty girl~” she commented, not aware of the spirits accompanying Mura at the moment, “And what’s this? I sense that you’ve been under a lot of pressure, lately… that’s just perfect~” Her fingers tickled around with his torso whilst Mura tried to find strength enough to send Kyuken into his sword, but for some darn reason, his magic power had been taking a toll keeping his focus in check. Also, this succubus in front of him… as Kyuken confirmed her to be… that idiotic, bastardly, stupid ghost was in trouble, swear on me!
Her fingers slowly strolled downwards his torso. He knew where she was aiming for… instinctively, he pushed her off with the last of his strength. Everything just rang ‘thot alert’ with maximum volume. He had to defeat her in battle, not in this! “L-Listen!” he begged, looking up at the ‘previously evening, now night’ sky. He was at a disadvantage. This was unfair! “I-I’m not going down like this! Kyuken, damn it, what am I supposed to do?!” “Can’t you use your magic?!” “No?!” “What the hell is wrong with you?! That’s not a part of the contract!” “WHAT CONTRACT?”
The succubus found the conversation that he was holding with himself quite… annoying. Flicking her fingers, she commanded the golem-like creature to transform into cuffs and bind Mura in an instant - this was getting really, really ecchi (Midian word, translates to lewd, horny, arousing and overall naughty). “Man, you’re very different from the rest of my victims,” she casually spoke to him whilst lifting up his t-shirt, “I don’t know if you suffer any mental illness… no, that probably wouldn’t be good for me too. I need fresh, healthy essence…” Like a miracle, he saw an opening and began replying: “Y-Yes, that’s right! *cough*… I suffer from… uh… demens, yes, demens. That’s why I keep talking to my- I mean, what did you say, Kyuken?” the shaman began excusing, screwing up halfway and making the succubus laugh in response. “You’re even funnier than I thought… you deserve a good treatment~” she allured him as she unzipped his green pants…
Back at Magnolia, after having taken the train, Mura and Kyuken were returning to the guild hall with the cut-off head of said demon.
“Argh, what the hell happened?”
“N-Nothing, nothing… please, I’ve tried such… uh, ‘treatments’ as she called it plenty of times. You know, you kinda remind me a lot of myself…”
“… I only feared that…”
“Listen, I’m sorry… when I saw the job, I thought ‘Hey, Mura keeps underestimating this test, he deserves to know the struggle that we proud, open perverts have!’”
“But now I’ve lost…”
“Hey, come on, look at the bright side; you’re still alive! And she’s as dead as you can see. It’s like an experience to you, now…!”
“Yeah… I can’t believe I had that ability…”
“Yes, me too… her head literally turned black; I thought it’d turn white to compliment the-“
“Yes, the uh, that… but it looked nasty. By the lord…”
“… Did you enjoy it?”
“Not really… I failed No Nut November…”
“… I didn’t bring you to that job hoping that you’d go through it, anyway. That’s why…”
The samurai ghost suddenly handed a paper to Mura. On it, the words ‘NNN free card’ were showcased.
“… What’s this?”
“You have a month to finish, and it’s day 2. Work it.”
In the end, Mura managed to complete the next 28 days of No Nut November. He floated 24/7, his magic power surrounded the entire town, and he could hear the heartbeat of the entire universe at once…
This sudden rise in power felt mesmerizing…
But as any other power, he put it aside in favor of his human desires. The first day of December, and everything seemingly went back to normal… and you know what I meant by that *hehe*…
WC: 1223 + 2036 = 3259/3000
[S-Rank Exam Finished!]