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    Garnet and Emperor
    Garnet and Emperor

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    Experience : 4,225

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    Post by Garnet and Emperor on 23rd May 2018, 6:58 am

    Eero
    C-rank || Silver Wolf || 0000 words || 0000 total
    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

    Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
    NOTES
    Notes and stats should go here, should you ever need them~! It will scroll if you type too much, so go ahead and pour out your heart <3 For some reason the scroll is invisible, but that shouldn't be too much of a problem.
    ivyleaf33 of FTRP




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    <div align="center"><div style="width:500px;background-color:white;font-family:Tahoma;"><div style="width="100%"><div style="height:120px;background-color:#002660;"><img src="https://cdn1.imggmi.com/uploads/2018/5/23/dfac6da4bd0a4cefa4a8c8451b913df8-full.png" style="float:left;width:90px;height:90px;border: solid 5px white;margin-top:10px;margin-left:10px;margin-right:10px;"><div style="text-align:justify;font-size:75px;font-family:Arial;color:white;letter-spacing:-8px;max-width:450px;padding-top:40px;">Eero</div><div style="margin-top:25px;font-family:Courier New;color:lightgray;text-align:center;">C-rank || Silver Wolf || 0000 words || 0000 total</div></div></div><div style="font-size:11px;text-align:justify;padding:15px;color:black;padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px;">According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

    Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
    </div><div style="width="100%"><div style="height:75px;background-color:#002660;padding:10px;"><div style="text-align:justify;padding-top:30px;font-size:60px;font-family:Arial;color:white;letter-spacing:-9px;float:left;">NOTES</div><div style="font-family:Courier New;color:lightgray;margin-top:15px;height:50px;margin-left:20px;text-align:justify;overflow:auto;width:275px;padding-right:5px;" class="noteleila">Notes and stats should go here, should you ever need them~! It will scroll if you type too much, so go ahead and pour out your heart <3 For some reason the scroll is invisible, but that shouldn't be too much of a problem.</div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:8px;color:lightgray;">[url=https://www.fairytail-rp.com/profile.forum?mode=viewprofile&u=3984][color=gray]ivyleaf33[/color][/url] of FTRP</span></div>
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    Garnet and Emperor
    Garnet and Emperor

    Quality Badge Level 1- Quality Badge Level 2- Quality Badge Level 3- Summer Special Participant- Player 
    Lineage : Eternal Warlord
    Position : None
    Posts : 128
    Guild : Fairy Tail
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    Experience : 4,225

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    Post by Garnet and Emperor on 23rd May 2018, 7:20 am

    Zen Astair
    D-rank || Sabertooth || 0000 words || 0000 total
    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

    Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
    NOTES
    Notes and stats should go here, should you ever need them~! It will scroll if you type too much, so go ahead and pour out your heart <3 For some reason the scroll is invisible, but that shouldn't be too much of a problem.
    ivyleaf33 of FTRP




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    <div align="center"><div style="width:500px;background-color:white;font-family:Tahoma;"><div style="width="100%"><div style="height:120px;background-color:#ffcc33;"><img src="https://cdn1.imggmi.com/uploads/2018/5/23/4df97ed192fefd98da13115428529b75-full.png" style="float:left;width:90px;height:90px;border: solid 5px white;margin-top:10px;margin-left:10px;margin-right:10px;"><div style="text-align:justify;font-size:75px;font-family:Arial;color:white;letter-spacing:-8px;max-width:450px;padding-top:40px;">Zen Astair</div><div style="margin-top:25px;font-family:Courier New;color:black;text-align:center;">D-rank || Sabertooth || 0000 words || 0000 total</div></div></div><div style="font-size:11px;text-align:justify;padding:15px;color:black;padding-left:20px;padding-right:20px;">According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

    Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
    </div><div style="width="100%"><div style="height:75px;background-color:#ffcc33;padding:10px;"><div style="text-align:justify;padding-top:30px;font-size:60px;font-family:Arial;color:white;letter-spacing:-9px;float:left;">NOTES</div><div style="font-family:Courier New;color:black;margin-top:15px;height:50px;margin-left:20px;text-align:justify;overflow:auto;width:275px;padding-right:5px;" class="noteleila">Notes and stats should go here, should you ever need them~! It will scroll if you type too much, so go ahead and pour out your heart <3 For some reason the scroll is invisible, but that shouldn't be too much of a problem.</div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:8px;color:lightgray;">[url=https://www.fairytail-rp.com/profile.forum?mode=viewprofile&u=3984][color=gray]ivyleaf33[/color][/url] of FTRP</span></div>
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    Main character: Eero Saarinen
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    Post by Perry Bardell on 5th September 2018, 8:34 am

    HEIR TO THE HOUSE CERULEAN

    0000 WORDS
    @TAGGED
    + BG MUSIC
    Cling cling to your escapes from reality Become a loser and roar roar Throw throw out your ideals Dappou Rock by Neru
    Lorem ipsum dolor amet mixtape edison bulb jean shorts schlitz single-origin coffee, 90's vegan ennui. Fingerstache thundercats green juice lo-fi. Put a bird on it hammock tbh brunch pok pok. Authentic quinoa gluten-free irony everyday carry DIY meditation offal pabst keffiyeh. Letterpress paleo truffaut shaman. Shaman crucifix gluten-free iPhone brooklyn air plant pabst chicharrones bespoke readymade DIY heirloom pok pok hell of single-origin coffee. Organic +1 bushwick, stumptown mlkshk vice locavore truffaut.

    Farm-to-table four dollar toast XOXO shaman brooklyn sriracha salvia. Meggings godard microdosing banh mi keytar tacos crucifix. Intelligentsia disrupt man braid microdosing schlitz you probably haven't heard of them XOXO selvage adaptogen trust fund ramps synth. Adaptogen vice waistcoat yuccie, tumblr VHS aesthetic wolf four loko unicorn etsy tofu.

    Pitchfork adaptogen stumptown, pop-up meggings jean shorts vinyl. Microdosing whatever tofu, kogi street art typewriter chillwave selvage marfa mixtape next level unicorn 90's viral semiotics. Pabst activated charcoal food truck, etsy viral skateboard vice kickstarter hot chicken asymmetrical shaman affogato. Bicycle rights leggings adaptogen poke try-hard trust fund whatever vice cray salvia marfa you probably haven't heard of them. Letterpress succulents art party XOXO, shaman freegan lyft artisan chia. Truffaut tousled keffiyeh af. Pop-up marfa leggings shaman roof party snackwave listicle.
    EVIL EXPECTS EVIL FROM OTHERS.




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    <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Oswald" rel="stylesheet"><div align="center"><div style="text-align:justify;width:500px;background-color:lightgray;font-family:verdana;"><div style="height:250px;width:100%;background-image:url(https://i.imgur.com/JezAe37.png)"></div><div style="text-align:center;background-color:white;height:45px;font-family:Oswald;font-size:35px;margin-top:-1px;line-height:45px;color:black;">HEIR TO THE HOUSE CERULEAN</div><table style="margin:-2px;"><tbody><tr><td style="background-color:#1C2833;vertical-align:top;padding:5px;"><div style="width:150px;color:lightgray;"><center><img style="max-width:125px;max-height:125px;min-width:125px;min-height:125px;margin-top:10px;border:solid white 5px;" src="https://i.imgur.com/0A9SfAi.png"></center><div style="width:130px;padding:5px;padding-left:10px;font-family:Oswald;font-size:16px;">
    0000 WORDS
    <div style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;"><div style="height:1px;background-color:lightgray;width:100%;"></div></div>@TAGGED
    <div style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;"><div style="height:1px;background-color:lightgray;width:100%;"></div></div><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5mHVUwDf_0" style="color:lightgray;">+ BG MUSIC</a>
    <div style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;"><div style="height:1px;background-color:lightgray;width:100%;"></div></div><span style="font-family:Courier New;font-size:10px;">Cling cling to your escapes from reality Become a loser and roar roar Throw throw out your ideals Dappou Rock by Neru</span></div></div></td><td><div style="color:black;font-size:11px;padding:20px;">Lorem ipsum dolor amet mixtape edison bulb jean shorts schlitz single-origin coffee, 90's vegan ennui. Fingerstache thundercats green juice lo-fi. Put a bird on it hammock tbh brunch pok pok. Authentic quinoa gluten-free irony everyday carry DIY meditation offal pabst keffiyeh. Letterpress paleo truffaut shaman. Shaman crucifix gluten-free iPhone brooklyn air plant pabst chicharrones bespoke readymade DIY heirloom pok pok hell of single-origin coffee. Organic +1 bushwick, stumptown mlkshk vice locavore truffaut.

    Farm-to-table four dollar toast XOXO shaman brooklyn sriracha salvia. Meggings godard microdosing banh mi keytar tacos crucifix. Intelligentsia disrupt man braid microdosing schlitz you probably haven't heard of them XOXO selvage adaptogen trust fund ramps synth. Adaptogen vice waistcoat yuccie, tumblr VHS aesthetic wolf four loko unicorn etsy tofu.

    Pitchfork adaptogen stumptown, pop-up meggings jean shorts vinyl. Microdosing whatever tofu, kogi street art typewriter chillwave selvage marfa mixtape next level unicorn 90's viral semiotics. Pabst activated charcoal food truck, etsy viral skateboard vice kickstarter hot chicken asymmetrical shaman affogato. Bicycle rights leggings adaptogen poke try-hard trust fund whatever vice cray salvia marfa you probably haven't heard of them. Letterpress succulents art party XOXO, shaman freegan lyft artisan chia. Truffaut tousled keffiyeh af. Pop-up marfa leggings shaman roof party snackwave listicle.</div></td></tr></tbody></table><div style="text-align:right;padding-right:15px;background-color:white;height:45px;font-family:Oswald;font-size:20px;margin-top:-1px;line-height:45px;color:black;">EVIL EXPECTS EVIL FROM OTHERS.</div></div><div style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8px;"><a href="https://www.fairytail-rp.com/u3984" style="color:lightgray;">IVYLEAF33</a></div></div>
    Garnet and Emperor
    Garnet and Emperor

    Quality Badge Level 1- Quality Badge Level 2- Quality Badge Level 3- Summer Special Participant- Player 
    Lineage : Eternal Warlord
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    Posts : 128
    Guild : Fairy Tail
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    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Experience : 4,225

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    Post by Garnet and Emperor on 26th October 2018, 10:03 am


    Garnet

    Post WC: 0000 words
    Total WC: 0000 / 0000 words
    Job Info: Job Name
    Tagged: @taggerino
    Music: Some sweet tunes

    I sit here writing this review at 4AM from my porcelain throne, a fixture you will become all too familiar with if you chose to eat these cute little bears from the pits of hell. I had to eat a pound of these little bastards after Man City must've thought they were playing American football the other week, and lost to a team of Arsenal scrubs. They were a bit chewy but overall, appeared to be nothing more than your average gummy bears. After about 2 hours with little more than some mild stomach cramps, feeling like one would expect from eating a pound of any candy, I began to wonder if I'd gotten some duds.

    Like the slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1,001st crunch indefinitely. Then came the initial "run" which opened the proverbial flood gates.

    I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I've been on this earth to make me wonder why I'd ever been born. In between gastrointestinal bouts of pressure washing the inside of my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were to punch me in the stomach, I'd explode, turning the walls of my bedroom into a soiled Jackson Pollock rendition.

    To give you an idea, I'd spent $50 ordering a UFC pay-per-view only to willingly miss the last 2-3 fights on the main card because I didn't want to stray too far from my master bathroom. Thankfully for me (and my marriage), fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the evening at my sister-in-laws because trust me fellas, nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing this with you. I'm no longer in pain but am still having to make trips back to my master bath on a regular basis. Eat these if you dare but be forewarned, they are not to be trifled with unless you want your toilet to be a staging ground for repeat fecal rehearsals of "The Red Wedding" from Game of Thrones.
    ivyleaf33 of FTRP




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    <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Kirang+Haerang|Poor+Story|Righteous" rel="stylesheet">
    <div align="center"><div style="width:400px;text-align:justify;background-image:url(https://i.imgur.com/e3Yyo68.png);padding:15px;color:black;"><table style="height:150px;padding-bottom:0px;margin-left:-2px;"><tr><td><div style="height:145px;width:145px;border:solid 3px black;"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/xphRosB.png"></div></td><td><div style="width:230px;height:135px;background-color:#373737;border:solid 3px black;padding:5px;"><p style="font-size:28px;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:5px;"><span style="font-family:'Righteous';color:#ff3333;">Garnet</span></p><p style="font-size:14px;padding:5px;font-family:'Poor Story';margin:0px;color:#ff3333;"><b>Post WC:</b> <span style="color:silver">0000 words</span>
    <b>Total WC:</b> <span style="color:silver">0000 / 0000 words</span>
    <b>Job Info:</b> <a href=""><span style="color:silver">Job Name</span></a>
    <b>Tagged:</b> <span style="color:silver">@taggerino</span>
    <b>Music:</b> <a href=""><span style="color:silver">Some sweet tunes</span></a></div></td></tr></table>
    <div class="lesterscrollbar" style="width:365px;height:365px;overflow:auto;background-color:#373737;padding:15px;border:solid 3px black;font-family:Tahoma;font-size:12px;color:silver">I sit here writing this review at 4AM from my porcelain throne, a fixture you will become all too familiar with if you chose to eat these cute little bears from the pits of hell. I had to eat a pound of these little bastards after Man City must've thought they were playing American football the other week, and lost to a team of Arsenal scrubs. They were a bit chewy but overall, appeared to be nothing more than your average gummy bears. After about 2 hours with little more than some mild stomach cramps, feeling like one would expect from eating a pound of any candy, I began to wonder if I'd gotten some duds.

    Like the slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1,001st crunch indefinitely. Then came the initial "run" which opened the proverbial flood gates.

    I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I've been on this earth to make me wonder why I'd ever been born. In between gastrointestinal bouts of pressure washing the inside of my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were to punch me in the stomach, I'd explode, turning the walls of my bedroom into a soiled Jackson Pollock rendition.

    To give you an idea, I'd spent $50 ordering a UFC pay-per-view only to willingly miss the last 2-3 fights on the main card because I didn't want to stray too far from my master bathroom. Thankfully for me (and my marriage), fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the evening at my sister-in-laws because trust me fellas, nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing this with you. I'm no longer in pain but am still having to make trips back to my master bath on a regular basis. Eat these if you dare but be forewarned, they are not to be trifled with unless you want your toilet to be a staging ground for repeat fecal rehearsals of "The Red Wedding" from Game of Thrones.</div></div><span style="font-size:8px;"><a href="https://www.fairytail-rp.com/u3984">ivyleaf33</a> of FTRP</span></div>
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    Post by V on 30th March 2019, 2:25 am

    x/y words ▸ @ tag ▸note
    Cottage cheese manchego cheesy grin. Cottage cheese red leicester everyone loves macaroni cheese cheddar when the cheese comes out everybody's happy airedale taleggio. Lancashire cheesy feet fondue cream cheese stinking bishop babybel halloumi jarlsberg. Melted cheese rubber cheese airedale pepper jack mozzarella cream cheese lancashire goat. Fromage queso.

    Cow brie goat. Melted cheese st. agur blue cheese parmesan mozzarella swiss manchego cut the cheese camembert de normandie. Cauliflower cheese macaroni cheese cottage cheese queso queso caerphilly ricotta cheese on toast. Gouda st. agur blue cheese the big cheese stinking bishop queso red leicester lancashire danish fontina. Queso macaroni cheese cheese on toast.

    Chalk and cheese squirty cheese cheddar. Port-salut macaroni cheese everyone loves danish fontina hard cheese cheese on toast jarlsberg cheesecake. Roquefort port-salut danish fontina jarlsberg croque monsieur cheese triangles cheese on toast gouda. Boursin cow cheese on toast roquefort.
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    Primary Magic: Ice Demon Slayer Magic (1st Gen)
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    Golden Lacrima active until 22/9/2019 - purchased here
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    Dragon VIP Status- VIP- Quality Badge Level 1- Quality Badge Level 2- Quality Badge Level 3- Dragon Slayer- Character Application Approved!- Character History!- Magic Application Approved!- Get A Pet!- Complete Your First Job!- Obtain A Lineage!- Join A Faction!- Summer Special Tier 2- Summer Special Tier 1- Summer Special Donor- Summer Special Participant- Player 
    Lineage : Progeny of Nyx
    Position : None
    Posts : 374
    Guild : Errings Rising
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    Mentor : Rhew
    Experience : 19,056.25

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    Post by V on 2nd May 2019, 1:36 pm

    0000/0000 WORDS
    V
    I will be the one to break Bellum.
    HP: 000/000
    MP: 000/000
    Active Spells: Spell 1 (duration), Spell 2 (x/x posts), Spell 3 (x/x posts)
    Cooldown: Spell 1 (x/x posts), Spell 2 (x/x posts), Spell 3 (x/x posts)
    Passives/Buffs: Passive 1, Buff 1, Buff 2 (only for those that currently apply)
    Items Used: Item 1, Item 2
    Monsters Killed: x/x
    Zombie ipsum reversus ab viral inferno, nam rick grimes malum cerebro. De carne lumbering animata corpora quaeritis. Summus brains sit, morbo vel maleficia? De apocalypsi gorger omero undead survivor dictum mauris. Hi mindless mortuis soulless creaturas, imo evil stalking monstra adventus resi dentevil vultus comedat cerebella viventium. Qui animated corpse, cricket bat max brucks terribilem incessu zomby. The voodoo sacerdos flesh eater, suscitat mortuos comedere carnem virus. Zonbi tattered for solum oculi eorum defunctis go lum cerebro. Nescio brains an Undead zombies. Sicut malus putrid voodoo horror. Nigh tofth eliv ingdead.

    Cum horribilem walking dead resurgere de crazed sepulcris creaturis, zombie sicut de grave feeding iride et serpens. Pestilentia, shaun ofthe dead scythe animated corpses ipsa screams. Pestilentia est plague haec decaying ambulabat mortuos. Sicut zeder apathetic malus voodoo. Aenean a dolor plan et terror soulless vulnerum contagium accedunt, mortui iam vivam unlife. Qui tardius moveri, brid eof reanimator sed in magna copia sint terribiles undeath legionis. Alii missing oculis aliorum sicut serpere crabs nostram. Putridi braindead odores kill and infect, aere implent left four dead.

    Lucio fulci tremor est dark vivos magna. Expansis creepy arm yof darkness ulnis witchcraft missing carnem armis Kirkman Moore and Adlard caeruleum in locis. Romero morbo Congress amarus in auras. Nihil horum sagittis tincidunt, zombie slack-jawed gelida survival portenta. The unleashed virus est, et iam zombie mortui ambulabunt super terram. Souless mortuum glassy-eyed oculos attonitos indifferent back zom bieapoc alypse. An hoc dead snow braaaiiiins sociopathic incipere Clairvius Narcisse, an ante? Is bello mundi z?

    Lucio fulci tremor est dark vivos magna. Expansis creepy arm yof darkness ulnis witchcraft missing carnem armis Kirkman Moore and Adlard caeruleum in locis. Romero morbo Congress amarus in auras. Nihil horum sagittis tincidunt, zombie slack-jawed gelida survival portenta. The unleashed virus est, et iam zombie mortui ambulabunt super terram. Souless mortuum glassy-eyed oculos attonitos indifferent back zom bieapoc alypse. An hoc dead snow braaaiiiins sociopathic incipere Clairvius Narcisse, an ante? Is bello mundi z?
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    </div></div></div><div class="vvvtext" style="font-family:'Crimson Text';text-align:justify;font-size:14px;overflow:auto;padding:5px;height:395px;">Zombie ipsum reversus ab viral inferno, nam rick grimes malum cerebro. De carne lumbering animata corpora quaeritis. Summus brains sit, morbo vel maleficia? De apocalypsi gorger omero undead survivor dictum mauris. Hi mindless mortuis soulless creaturas, imo evil stalking monstra adventus resi dentevil vultus comedat cerebella viventium. Qui animated corpse, cricket bat max brucks terribilem incessu zomby. The voodoo sacerdos flesh eater, suscitat mortuos comedere carnem virus. Zonbi tattered for solum oculi eorum defunctis go lum cerebro. Nescio brains an Undead zombies. Sicut malus putrid voodoo horror. Nigh tofth eliv ingdead.

    Cum horribilem walking dead resurgere de crazed sepulcris creaturis, zombie sicut de grave feeding iride et serpens. Pestilentia, shaun ofthe dead scythe animated corpses ipsa screams. Pestilentia est plague haec decaying ambulabat mortuos. Sicut zeder apathetic malus voodoo. Aenean a dolor plan et terror soulless vulnerum contagium accedunt, mortui iam vivam unlife. Qui tardius moveri, brid eof reanimator sed in magna copia sint terribiles undeath legionis. Alii missing oculis aliorum sicut serpere crabs nostram. Putridi braindead odores kill and infect, aere implent left four dead.

    Lucio fulci tremor est dark vivos magna. Expansis creepy arm yof darkness ulnis witchcraft missing carnem armis Kirkman Moore and Adlard caeruleum in locis. Romero morbo Congress amarus in auras. Nihil horum sagittis tincidunt, zombie slack-jawed gelida survival portenta. The unleashed virus est, et iam zombie mortui ambulabunt super terram. Souless mortuum glassy-eyed oculos attonitos indifferent back zom bieapoc alypse. An hoc dead snow braaaiiiins sociopathic incipere Clairvius Narcisse, an ante? Is bello mundi z?

    Lucio fulci tremor est dark vivos magna. Expansis creepy arm yof darkness ulnis witchcraft missing carnem armis Kirkman Moore and Adlard caeruleum in locis. Romero morbo Congress amarus in auras. Nihil horum sagittis tincidunt, zombie slack-jawed gelida survival portenta. The unleashed virus est, et iam zombie mortui ambulabunt super terram. Souless mortuum glassy-eyed oculos attonitos indifferent back zom bieapoc alypse. An hoc dead snow braaaiiiins sociopathic incipere Clairvius Narcisse, an ante? Is bello mundi z?</div></div><div class="vvvnotes" style="width:450px;padding:20px;height:20px;background-color:#1F1C1C;border-top:solid 5px #58b568;border-bottom:solid 10px #58b568;text-align:justify;color:ghostwhite;font-family:Teko;font-size:13px;overflow:auto;">@tagged || This is the space for any notes you might have. If you end up writing too much, it should scroll nicely ^w^</div><a href="https://www.fairytail-rp.com/u3984"><div style="width:475px;font-size:10px;font-family:trebuchet ms;color:lightgray;text-align:right;">IVYLEAF33</div></a></div>
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    Primary Magic: Ice Demon Slayer Magic (1st Gen)
    V's Inventory & Info: Closed for refurbishing
    Alternative character(s): Garnet and Emperor
    Templates: Code shenanigans

    Golden Lacrima active until 22/9/2019 - purchased here
    V
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    Dragon VIP Status- VIP- Quality Badge Level 1- Quality Badge Level 2- Quality Badge Level 3- Dragon Slayer- Character Application Approved!- Character History!- Magic Application Approved!- Get A Pet!- Complete Your First Job!- Obtain A Lineage!- Join A Faction!- Summer Special Tier 2- Summer Special Tier 1- Summer Special Donor- Summer Special Participant- Player 
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    Position : None
    Posts : 374
    Guild : Errings Rising
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Mentor : Rhew
    Experience : 19,056.25

    Character Sheet
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    Second Magic:
    Third Magic:

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    Post by V on 2nd May 2019, 2:19 pm

    Garnet
    &
    Emperor
    x/y words || @tagged || job info/job sign-up || short note here
    Hussar snook; poolfish halosaur tiger shark; greenling shortnose sucker, "snake mudhead golden trout Black angelfish Russian sturgeon." Daggertooth pike conger bigmouth buffalo driftwood catfish codlet Shingle Fish Pacific lamprey. Hamlet squeaker rock cod eel pike conger dwarf loach manefish armored gurnard. Frogfish ballan wrasse nurseryfish mudskipper Australasian salmon bigeye upside-down catfish. Stingfish Russian sturgeon forehead brooder scaleless black dragonfish barramundi betta mustache triggerfish. Jack cavefish demoiselle poolfish; dhufish lyretail sockeye salmon zebra oto.

    Barb combfish spotted danio scat leopard danio kokanee zebra lionfish walu limia forehead brooder! Yellowtail horse mackerel African glass catfish; squaretail Arctic char, bigeye squaretail sheepshead swordtail. Sixgill shark beachsalmon pickerel squirrelfish burrowing goby bristlemouth dorab, "flagtail great white shark." Tailor nase starry flounder riffle dace mullet tiger shark sweeper grayling porgy, "freshwater eel sleeper shark."

    Pollyfish dragonet dhufish; velvet catfish, delta smelt discus shell-ear duckbill. Freshwater flyingfish mud catfish bocaccio blacktip reef shark peladillo; salmon shark unicorn fish sawfish. Steelhead chub; arowana Cornish Spaktailed Bream, Atlantic eel opaleye Atlantic saury.


    STATISTICS
    HP: x/y
    MP: x/y
    Spells Used: list them here
    Abilities Active: list them and their effects here
    Weapons Equipped: list/link them here
    Monsters Killed: list here
    Other Notes: reeeeeee this should scroll if you type too much
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    Barb combfish spotted danio scat leopard danio kokanee zebra lionfish walu limia forehead brooder! Yellowtail horse mackerel African glass catfish; squaretail Arctic char, bigeye squaretail sheepshead swordtail. Sixgill shark beachsalmon pickerel squirrelfish burrowing goby bristlemouth dorab, "flagtail great white shark." Tailor nase starry flounder riffle dace mullet tiger shark sweeper grayling porgy, "freshwater eel sleeper shark."

    Pollyfish dragonet dhufish; velvet catfish, delta smelt discus shell-ear duckbill. Freshwater flyingfish mud catfish bocaccio blacktip reef shark peladillo; salmon shark unicorn fish sawfish. Steelhead chub; arowana Cornish Spaktailed Bream, Atlantic eel opaleye Atlantic saury.</div><br><br><div class="hoverbox" style="height:170px;width:450px;background-color:white;font-family:montserrat;color:black;padding:15px;text-align:justify;overflow:auto;">[u]<b>STATISTICS</b>[/u]
    [b]HP:[/b] x/y
    [b]MP:[/b] x/y
    [b]Spells Used:[/b] list them here
    [b]Abilities Active:[/b] list them and their effects here
    [b]Weapons Equipped:[/b] list/link them here
    [b]Monsters Killed:[/b] list here
    [b]Other Notes:[/b] reeeeeee this should scroll if you type too much
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    Perry Bardell
    Perry Bardell

    Quality Badge Level 1- Quality Badge Level 2- Quality Badge Level 3- Player 
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    Post by Perry Bardell on 9th May 2019, 3:00 pm


    Perry Bardell

    Post WC: 0000 words
    Total WC: 0000 / 0000 words
    Job Info: Job Name
    Tagged: @taggerino
    Notes: Anything I could need this for

    I sit here writing this review at 4AM from my porcelain throne, a fixture you will become all too familiar with if you chose to eat these cute little bears from the pits of hell. I had to eat a pound of these little bastards after Man City must've thought they were playing American football the other week, and lost to a team of Arsenal scrubs. They were a bit chewy but overall, appeared to be nothing more than your average gummy bears. After about 2 hours with little more than some mild stomach cramps, feeling like one would expect from eating a pound of any candy, I began to wonder if I'd gotten some duds.

    Like the slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1,001st crunch indefinitely. Then came the initial "run" which opened the proverbial flood gates.

    I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I've been on this earth to make me wonder why I'd ever been born. In between gastrointestinal bouts of pressure washing the inside of my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were to punch me in the stomach, I'd explode, turning the walls of my bedroom into a soiled Jackson Pollock rendition.

    To give you an idea, I'd spent $50 ordering a UFC pay-per-view only to willingly miss the last 2-3 fights on the main card because I didn't want to stray too far from my master bathroom. Thankfully for me (and my marriage), fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the evening at my sister-in-laws because trust me fellas, nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing this with you. I'm no longer in pain but am still having to make trips back to my master bath on a regular basis. Eat these if you dare but be forewarned, they are not to be trifled with unless you want your toilet to be a staging ground for repeat fecal rehearsals of "The Red Wedding" from Game of Thrones.
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    <b>Total WC:</b> <span style="color:silver">0000 / 0000 words</span>
    <b>Job Info:</b> <a href=""><span style="color:silver">Job Name</span></a>
    <b>Tagged:</b> <span style="color:silver">@taggerino</span>
    <b>Notes:</b> <a href=""><span style="color:silver">Anything I could need this for</span></a></div></td></tr></table>
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    Like the slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1,001st crunch indefinitely. Then came the initial "run" which opened the proverbial flood gates.

    I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I've been on this earth to make me wonder why I'd ever been born. In between gastrointestinal bouts of pressure washing the inside of my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were to punch me in the stomach, I'd explode, turning the walls of my bedroom into a soiled Jackson Pollock rendition.

    To give you an idea, I'd spent $50 ordering a UFC pay-per-view only to willingly miss the last 2-3 fights on the main card because I didn't want to stray too far from my master bathroom. Thankfully for me (and my marriage), fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the evening at my sister-in-laws because trust me fellas, nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing this with you. I'm no longer in pain but am still having to make trips back to my master bath on a regular basis. Eat these if you dare but be forewarned, they are not to be trifled with unless you want your toilet to be a staging ground for repeat fecal rehearsals of "The Red Wedding" from Game of Thrones.</div></div><span style="font-size:8px;"><a href="https://www.fairytail-rp.com/u3984">ivyleaf33</a> of FTRP</span></div>
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