The Ultimate Roasting Session.

Well at least I can stay in the lines unlike you... and I'm blind.

Just because you have lines on your arm doesn't mean you can color!

If you can only see the marks on my arms then you're blinder than I am... wow... secret achievement achieved.

Blinder than a blind teen

Congratulations..

The only thing blind is your sense if a good insult

Still see you're missing half yourself... someone steal it?

I have not a clue to what you mean? Half of myself? Heh you really are blind

Kite Wilhelm wrote:I have not a clue to what you mean? Half of myself? Heh you really are blind

You haven't even made me explode properly yet, your fire really must suck.

ur gay, lol

Roasted to oblivion

Your socks are taller than you are.

First time I've ever seen a Michael Jackson FC

I love you
You love me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
with a knife to his throat
and an uzi to his head
pull the trigger, Barney's dead!

: D

That was a roast? To who?
Last I checked Eli wasn't a purple dinosaur

Well I roasted and defended all in one post or are you to blind to see, much like believing your husband is a fat purple dino, not to mention your rhyming sucks.

Ruvel wrote:Well I roasted and defended all in one post or are you to blind to see, much like believing your husband is a fat purple dino, not to mention your rhyming sucks.

*too

I am going to regret this soooooo much, I already know it. Like I can't roast worth my life.

What was that, a grammar nazi? I couldn't seem to hear you over trying to figure out why you're out of elyx's kitchen.

Ruvel wrote:Well I roasted and defended all in one post or are you to blind to see, much like believing your husband is a fat purple dino, not to mention your rhyming sucks.

If you knew your weakness you wouldn't try roasting.
You seem to be unable to recognize the illusion of you being good at this game.
You tried multiple times to git gud, but still haven learned from the mistake of trying at all.
You know sadness because you know yourself.

Jiyu Kazehime wrote:What was that, a grammar nazi? I couldn't seem to hear you over trying to figure out why you're out of elyx's kitchen.

While you're trying to figure why she's not in the kitchen, your chest is needed in the laundry room. Can't clean clothes without a good washboard. We'll have to get past the mosquito bites in middle, but there's plenty of workarounds for that.

Izayuki wrote:

I honestly don't get it.

Well you might get it if you took your brain out of your chest. Or is that where you had the surgeon store all that 'retained water' on your last lypo treatment? Knock, knock! Who's there? A bra, wear it.

You seem to be able to afford an entire guild, yet you can't afford better clothes. How many men did you need to sleep with to get those rags you have now? Surely it can't be less than 30 considering the low cost of clearance isle trash like you.

Then let's look at your shoes; seriously, WHAT'RE THOOOOOOOOOOSE!?

And what the hell is up with your hair? I thought a metrosexual pink squid was humping your head, but then flipped when I realized that mess was real. You should try the Brittany Spears look, it goes better with that butchered Picasso painting you call a face.

For an ninja who lives in the shadows you make an awful lot of noise

Julius Seas wrote:For an ninja who lives in the shadows you make an awful lot of noise

*looks at statistics* For someone who's been here for so long, your rank seems a bit... pathetic.

○Kaori wrote:

Julius Seas wrote:For an ninja who lives in the shadows you make an awful lot of noise

*looks at statistics* For someone who's been here for so long, your rank seems a bit... pathetic.

The reason my rank is "pathetic" is because I have an actual life and well looking at your rank in the time you've been here says enough about yours

King Elyx wrote:Coughs

Coughing won't help to increase your muse

Go back to Des.

You should go back to the trash can you crawled out from