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    Triple_Hell

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    Post by Triple_Hell on 12th March 2017, 5:38 am



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    Post by Triple_Hell on 12th March 2017, 5:41 am

    Haia never thought she would be back in this place. The air was cleaner at least, maybe because of the time. Early morning seems to have less traffic than normal, which was good for Haia. The girl makes her way through the streets before spotting someone looking very odd, he... kinda resembles a homo. Curious, which Haia think she should not do, and approached the old man. The old man immediately looks at Haia, with a crazed look in his eyes like he did not sleep for weeks. Haia steps back a bit, thinking she should probably leave the area as quickly as possible. But then she heard the old man speak to her.

    "Ey Miss! You look rather capable, want to help an old man out?"

    The mage, unsure of whether to answer before the old man smiles joyfully before handing her a file.

    "Ere take this, it would be all you need, now if you excuse me, I gotta get more fireworks..." Haia blinks as she watches the old man hobble away. Slowly and cautiously, she pries open the folder and finds an advertisement for a day care and bed shop? A bed shop and a day care all in one by a guy called Sauron... Sauron's Dark Lord Bed and Day Care shop. Haia wonders is her day could get any weirder when she looks up. The sign for the store was right there.


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    Post by NPC on 12th March 2017, 5:41 am

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    Post by Triple_Hell on 12th March 2017, 6:24 am

    Haia hears the bell ring, and immediately looked at the store with eyes open wide. First of all, it was a big store, and number two, it was filled to the brim with both beds and children and what looks like the ugliest baby sitters you could ever find along with the worst musicians she ever heard, with their shrieking and wailing, but she has to admit that is some amazing kazoo playing and an epic sax solo. What is worse however is the fact that the shop owner, Haia could see the tag on his black and red robes, an excellent choice of color Haia thought, say "My Name Is Sauron" with the word "Sauron" written in the worst handwriting ever seen, like the guy was an eyeball over looking the land type of horrible handwriting. Sauron was eyeing her like a hawk, or perhaps a giant eagle that could fly over volcanoes and save midgets. The girl was rather confused and hesitant to move. Haia looks at the folder contents again, find a bed that would take over Middle Earthland, called the Bed of Power. Haia looks up and Sauron literally gives her the evil eye. Haia runs her fingers through her fringe in trying to figure out what in the world is this place when suddenly, she felt something clinging to her leg, it was soft and... Haia then finds a large, very ugly painted ogre charge up to her like an elephant before stopping just inches away from her. Then she heard crying. Haia glances down and sees a child clinging to her, crying her eyes out. Haia looks around, the shoppers were staring at her and she felt extremely awkward about it. Haia quickly needs to think of a plan. An idea inserts itself into her head.

    "Hey mister, what if I teach you a way for kids to like you more?" Haia smiled, giving the dark skinned baby sitter an innocent child like face. The creature blushes and scratches the back of his ugly scalp. He then explains that he tends to have anger issues and wants kids to like him more so he could become the employee of the month. Haia goes on to hand the kid over, and telling the Uruk-hai babysitter the proper way to handle a child, the shoppers immediately dismiss themselves from the commotion. The Uruk-hai was also given tips to make himself look more likable, such as brushing his teeth and having toys to play with the kid. Soon she saw the two happily walking off. It sort of brings tears to Haia's eyes. But then suddenly, she gets surround by the orchestra playing and Sauron steps in the middle and gives Haia a weird look. The shop manager snaps his fingers and the band starts playing what sounds like a horrible rendition of "We are number two" by Bobbie Botten.

    "Now listen closely
    Here's a little lesson in trickery
    This is going down in history
    If you wanna be the bed breaker number 2
    You have to better be ready to break it down
    Just follow my moves, and dance with me
    Be careful not to be a clown."
    One of the hood members of the band then makes a horrible fluke. Sauron looks at the guy frustrated but calls the band to continue playing.

    Ha ha ha
    Now look at the ball, that I just found
    When I say go, be ready to dance
    Go!
    (A orchestra member accidentally breaks the disco ball)
    (Ugh, let's try something else)
    Now watch and learn, here's the deal
    You'll slip and slide like this banana peel!
    (Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)"


    Sauron looks around to find Haia missing and the band was looking around like a confused mess. Sauron hops up and down fuming before he snaps his fingers.

    "THAT'S IT! QUICKLY TO THE BED OF POWER!" Sauron then gets lifted off his feet and the orchestra scrambles quickly to the room in the back, through customers and children everywhere. Then Sauron halts the band.

    "Do you all even remember where it is?" Sauron asked, and muttering is heard. Sauron gives himself a face palm and tells the band the directions. Soon they reached the destination, and found Haia reading a newspaper with the Bed of Power next to her. Sauron calls for a charge and they struggle to squeeze through the door. The mage looks up from her newspaper and pushes the bed with ease near the door. Then she walks off when the group crowding crashes and breaks the Bed of Power. Haia leaves the store through the window and finds the old man at the bottom. Without question the guy hands her a reward and hobbles away again.

    Haia needs some booze.

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