Raiding Some Farms, and Some Lands.

Mission Info:

    Kyoko counted her footsteps as she slowly made her way through the barren and shitty land of Sin. Sin. Sin. Sin. Step. Step. Step. Kyoko sighed, until she finally reached the rendezvous, or rahdehvoo, or whatever point that her, and her assistant (even though she was of a lower rank) Clyde were meeting.
    "Fuckin' hell..." Kyoko muttered under her breath, kicking a random rock off into the distance with a sharp clatter. "There doesn't seem to be a stupid farmland anywhere... And where's that fruity Clyde?" She looked around, scratching her head. "Oh well."
In the meantime, she sat herself down on the ground, and began to screw around with her crystals. Green and blue eyes blinked, and focused on a figure in the distance.
    "Clyde...?" She says, a bit hopefully, but quietly to herself, before she hears a throat clear behind her. Turning around, she sees a figure, larger than herself, that doesn't seem to be too friendly. Gulping, she silently hopes that it is Clyde coming, because she might need some help. Summoning a large two-handed Great Sword, not needing a shield for this bad boy. Looking at the attacker with a smirk, she waiting for them to make the first move. 
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Spoiler:

(Mawnstah)

The member 'Kyoko' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

'Monster Dice' :

Clyde rushes into the scene with his sword drawn. He ran towards the man with the pitch fork ready to draw blood. He quickly goes for a stab straight into the hired guard's chest. Clyde made sure to keep it at a good angle for maximum amounts of damage dealt to the man. The blood loss and stab wound would be the end of the hired guard in seconds.
"Hey Kyoko, did you need some help? I became a C rank! I also got a cool sword and a gun that i left at home. I don't think I need to waste my time with these farmers. They seems awfully easy to kill."
The armored guard takes in the serrated blade, and cringes, then Clyde smirks.
"This sword makes wounds that usually spell out death for my enemies. I killed someone just a few days ago with it!"
Clyde pulled out his sword and heard the man cry out, and the man quickly swung with his pitchfork towards Clyde's neck. Clyde slips and falls to the ground. As Clyde struggles to get up the guard goes in for a deadly swing at Clyde's chest. Clyde closed his eyes and tried to shield the blow with his arm. If Kyoko didn't do anything he would be in a world of pain and might go into the dark place into his head again.

(oops forgot to include another monster)

The member 'Twinkle Toes' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

'Monster Dice' :

Kyoko watches as Clyde-y comes to her rescuse, and stabs the man. But, in a matter of seconds, the guard was fighting back, ignoring the large wound in his chest. Taking a deep breath in, Kyoko gripped her great sword, and swung, what was happening a blur of motion, and then suddenly a bright crimson. The greatsword had lodged itself into the farmers neck, deeply, but couldn't quite sever his spine. The damage from their wounds combined had most likely killed him, but, he was probably still alive, trapped inside of his paralyzed body. She almost felt bad for him, before she made her symbol out of crystal and stuck it in his mouth. Then, she was happy. "Hey, Clyde, nice fuckin-" She started, getting cut off by a hard rock slamming her in the back. With a cry, she stumbled forward, and felt. Nothing had gotten into her skin, but it felt like there was a pretty bad bruise where she was hit. Looking, she saw a stone magician, and, with a smirk, she shot a bullet at him, which had a high chance of hitting, since he was only about 8 meters away. After that, she helped Clyde up and started charging towards him, her sword at the ready.

Spoiler:

Clyde watches as Kyoko handles another wizard, then Clyde sees a mage looking right at him. This mage was dressed in dark crimson red robes and seemed to use fire magic. Clyde remembered what fire magic is like and decided it was best to back away. He looks at the fire mage, and the fire mage shoots a barrage of fire balls at Clyde. He grapples to the left of the fire mage, then pulls out his pistol and fires both shots right into the fire mage's chest. The fire mage stumbled backwards, and it was his turn to strike. He runs up to the fire mage, and cuts the mages neck with his katana. Clyde smiles at a job well done, and looks back at Kyoko.
"Hmm, What ever did happen that sleepover." Clyde heard Daiko's word echo again. "Shut the hell up."
Clyde decides it would be fun to see the fire mage's body as a suit of armor. He wraps strings around the fire mage and him to make make shift body armor.
"Kyoko, Look I have cool armor now!"
Clyde gives a big grin, then walks towards Kyoko with his "Body armor" tied to his body.

(monster)

The member 'Twinkle Toes' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

'Monster Dice' :

Kyoko got up quickly, rubbing her injured back, and glaring at a farmer, and a hired guard, the pair of them forming what looked like a small group, that was apparently about 15 meters away. Smirking, she held up a hand, and, five seconds later, shot a bullet out of it. It struck the farmer in the skull, and the bullet shredded into his face, and by him falling over, she assumed he was dead. Meanwhile, the guard ran up to her, and swung his sword at her, slicing her slightly, causing her to growl. Swinging her great sword, she was surprised to see that she was met by his own sword. He swung at her again, but this time she dodged, and swung at his legs, digging into his knees, causing him to fall over. Twirling her sword, she jams it into his back as he's on the ground, kicking his head hard enough to break his neck, then dissipates the sword, for now. Smirking, she walks over to Clyde. "There might be more, but that seems to be all for now. We should loot what we can." 

Walking off the start grabbing what she could, Kyoko began to realize that stealing was indeed a wonderful thing.

Clyde saw a man with dark blue robes walk over to him, and he let out a heavy sigh.
"Let me guess you use ice?"
The mage smiled, then released a ball of fire from their finger tips. This shot out quite like a gun, and whizzed by Clyde's ear.
"Another fire mage? Are you kidding me?"
Clyde saw this one was going to be harder to kill then the last one. Clyde reloaded his gun, then aimed for the mage's skull. Clyde smiled, then pulled the trigger. The mage quickly shot out a small bolt of fire that exploded the bullet. The mage smiled and acted as if he was the most skilled. Clyde snapped both fingers releasing a tiny tidbit of barbed wire the mage hadn't seen. Clyde quickly sees the barbed wire get launched out of the ground, and sees another mage beside the fire one.
"Kyoko..... I need your help with the earth wizard."
Clyde quickly made a gun shape with his hands and shot a grappling hook that went in for the fire mage. The fire mage shot out a big orb of condensed fire that exploded as soon as it hit the grappling hook. The grapple came flying behind Clyde, and he sighed.
"Damn fire wizards."

Magic: 90%
Gun: 1 bullet Loaded
Spells: Thorn grapple, Bloom of the returned.

Let the Battles Begin!:

Daiko drifts above the scene, his smoke form turned white and blending in with the clouds. He saw his team down below, seemingly doing a mission of sorts. They were fighting fire mages and earth mages, that was for sure. He just was watching. Waiting for the mages to go away. He had a bone to pick with them, as well as informing Clyde of the loss of a member, and the... addition of a member, if that happened.

Oh, it was going to be a fun day indeed.

Clyde decides it was time to get serious if he wanted the fire mage dead.
"Fuck off flamer!"
Clyde pulls out his ribbon wands, and whips the wizard from a distance causing slices all over his body. He knew it was his time to give it his all, so he used his grappling hook to launch himself towards the fire mage. The fire mage was smarter then he had thought, and released a large wall of fire with both of his arms. Clyde quickly noticed the fire mage hadn't put his arms down. It seems the fire mage needs to keep a certain position for his spells.  Clyde pulls out his pistol in the quickest draw possible and shoots the mage in the head. Clyde smiles as the wall of flames dies down and the body flops to the ground.
"Easy."
Suddenly the ground turns to a mushy substance, and Clyde realizes the earth wizard was using earth magic to weaken the soil. Clyde sunk into the mess, and struggled to get out. He was moving a inch a minute down into the ground.
"Kyoko! Help! I killed the fire mage."
Clyde quickly throw off the body of the other fire mage, and sinks slowly into the ground.

Magic: 90%
Gun: 0 bullet(s) Loaded

Kyoko looks at Clyde. He had just went from 'ribbon slicey bad ass' to 'i've fallen and i cant get up' in about 5 seconds. Kyoko could do nothing other than laugh. He was sinking so slow it would take at least a half hour for him to sink up to his torso. Walking over the the earth mage, she summons a shortsword, and jams it into his neck, releasing it right away afterwards, before reaching her hand down to help Clyde up. "Wowzers, Clydey." She said with a smirk. "I was afraid you'd die there, mm?"

After she got Clyde out of the disgusting subastance, she wiped herself off, then looked around. "Instead of having soft dirt kicking the shit out of you, we should actually raid this shit, before we get in trubs." Kyoko looks around the location. "... Much trubs. Anyway, yeah. Hopefully an entire hoard of people don't show up. That would totally suck." Kyoko nods, and picks up a pitchfork, waving it around her head. She throws it at a cow, then looks at Clyde. "... Uh... Why is there a little title saying 'wind runner' in front of your chest? That's spooky, my friend. V. V spoopy."

The member 'Kyoko' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

'Monster Dice' :

Clyde watched as four hired guards and three wizards come running towards their location.
"Well isn't that a coincidence, there is an angry horde coming straight for us. I think I rather die in the soft serve."
Clyde lost all courage he had before and shook in fear. Kyoko is not strong enough to possibly take half. Unless she was holding back in that battle earlier.
"We should run. There are four hired guards, a plain wizard, and two fire wizards. I don't think we stand even the slightest chance."
Clyde noticed that running wouldn't do any good. The fire mages would burn them to a crisp.
"Well time to use my backpack to save us."
Clyde put everything in his blue backpack, then pulled out three sticks of dynamite and a lighter.
"Lets blow them to hell."
Clyde blushed when he realized what he had said.
"Lets kill them, Yeah."
Clyde tied the fuses, then lit all the fuses at once. He throws all three dynamite sticks at the horde, then flips the lid on the lighter. The rainbow flame died instantly, then Clyde pulled out a full sized children's froggy chair from his blue backpack.
"Ribit, ribit, motherfucker."

Froggy Chair:

Kyoko smirks and twists her hand, forming a giant greatsword. She would finally show everyone that she wasn't as weak as they all said she was. She would-

Mid sentence, she was suddenly smashed in the face by a giant rock, flying backwards, and not breaking anything, but hurting like all things holy. "Fuckin' hellll!" She screamed, then ran at the nearest guard, and chopped his head off in some angry rage. Flailing like a 6 year old, she jammed the sword into another guard's stomach, but not before summoning another sword and jamming it into another ones chin. Finally, she smirked and stared at the last remaining guard. "Say hello to your friends for me." She summoned a small buckler shield and crushed his face in with it, digging it into his broken nose. Suddenly, a giant rock flew at her and broke her left arm, causing her to fall over, and let out a loud moan of pain. "Fawkin' shitburger, look wha' cha' did to mah fawkin' arm ya douche!" She shouts at the said fawkin' shitburger, which was the mage closest to Clyde and his strong as hell Cute Froggy Chair. "Take 'im out, Clydey boy!" She shouted, waving her hand.

Clyde ran up to the petty mage and slammed the chair down into the guys forehead. The chair broke in half and then Clyde stabbed the top part of the chair into the man's stomach. He took his hello kitty stapler and stapled the guys eye lids shut, then kicked him in the nuts. The wizard fell to the ground, and Clyde fist pumped at this purple wizard punched with a fist of flames towards Clyde's chest. Clyde quickly dodged, and sunk his dagger into the wizards throat.
"Too close to me."
Clyde ran at the other wizard, and shot the Wizard point blank in the face. This spelled out instant death for the wizard and Clyde fist pumped a bunch with his right hand. He dragged the other wizard on top of the fire one, then stapled the bodies together to form a heart out of bodies. He hung it from a tree, and started chanted.
"Welcome Christmas come this way. Fahoo fores dahoo dores. Welcome Christmas, Christmas day. Welcome, welcome fahoo ramus. Welcome, welcome dahoo damus."
Clyde offered for Kyoko to join in.
"I love christmas, just look at my wonderful tree."
Clyde hadn't stopped at the two bodies. It was all of the bodies. Clyde continued his chant.

OOC:

Kyoko stands in front of the caravans, a devilish smile crossing her face. In front of her stood the gathering, and she crept inside. Dead silent, she notes the items inside. Treasures... Creations of all sorts scattered the floors. Some were shattered due to the force of them crashing the damned thing, while some remained in place on shelves or only with minor scratches. Picking a few golden coins up, she stuffs them in her pocket. That is when she hears what is going on outside, and looks outside with a shudder.

Leaping into action, Kyoko dashes through the crowd. A sword and shield materialize in her hands, and she charges forward. The farmworkers stab at her, and at no use, she smashes the shield against him. "G-Get out of here!" One yells, scrambling to his feet. Kyoko shoots him her signature grin, slicing his head of, still with the emotion of shock on it.

Spinning gracefully, Kyoko slices another farmer's limbs off, keeping at a close distance. Smashing the pitchforks with her shield, she slices and dices with her sword, eventually finishing off the regular humans.

Suddenly, a camera pans away from Kyoko to an overhead shot. Three guards were heading toward Kyoko, and three more were heading toward Clyde. The mages were staying back, wanting to slow the two down before launching their assault.

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HP - 100%
MP - 80%
Status - O.K.

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Farm Workers - 0/6 ( Defeated 6 )
Hired Guards - 6/6 ( 3 Heading for Clyde, 3 Heading for Kyoko )
Earth / Fire Wizards 3/3 ( Staying back, letting the guards fight the two )

The member 'Kyoko' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

'Monster Dice' :

Clyde looks at the three guard and almost feels a yawn coming on. He would easily kill them, and in fact they are total idiots. Clyde really just wanted all the filthy mages to die. He would have to be quick in this kill then. Clyde laughs and feels a sense of nostalgia as he pulls out his whips.
"The strength and hope my "parents" gave me to fight. How ironic."
Clyde whips the two whips each at two of the guard's necks. The whip wrap around, then Clyde pulls causing them to suffocate slowly. He jumps up with his sword and cuts the other guard's head clean off after avoiding an attack to the side from the guard. Clyde looks at the two victims thrashing around turning purple.
"Decorations!"
Clyde goes over and undoes the whip to not strangle them but to still keep a firm grip, then he staples all over their bodies hearing them yelp at each staple making it's way into their bodies. Clyde then hangs them by their necks to a nearby tree.
"Beautiful! Now we can finally get this mission over with it has been so long."
Clyde feels as if he had finally accomplished another great task and almost feels like he is the strongest in the world like any teenager.

Kyoko then continues to be useless. She walks around the debris, just skipping about. She was very useless. She did nothing but talk, not helping with the job whatsoever. Why Clyde had brought her was a mystery. She continued lulling about, eating a few pieces of popcorn. "Clyde, you need to hurry up on the job. Not only is Daiko better in bed, but i'm sure he could defeat thousands upon thousands of monsters, while you're making ME do all the work." She continues to dance around, shaking her booty. She was... an idiot. she acted smart, but everyone knew the truth...

kyoko then decided to scramble about, looking for things to eat. she picked the pockets of one of these bandit, ruffling around in the thick denim. she pulled out a biscuit, and ate it. she was chewing slowly. "Come on clyde, step it up. like i said, i'd totally tap daiko but you seem like a waste of time. i'm going to have to shank you. you're going to get rekt, and there is nothing stopping me from walking over there and getting you. HEY EVERYONE, CLYDE SUCKS AND MY LEGS ARE OPEN FOR ALL." she smiles, spreading her legs. she then heard the roarding of 50 horny people.

The member 'Kyoko' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

'Monster Dice' :

Clyde watches the horny horde run over to them and almost craps his pants.
"What the hell.....?"
He redoes his scarf and smiles at what seemed to be his grave. Clyde gets out his bow and readies some arrows.
"Lets see how much quick scopes i can get!"
Clyde shoots three arrows at once into a few of their knees causing them to fall over in agony the horde tramples over itself and ten people laid on the ground dead. He puts another arrow onto his bow and fires it right between a guys eyes. There was now just one weak one left as the horde came to what seemed a few meters. Clyde shoots it in the neck then jumps into the horde while biting down on a dagger to handle the pain and get a few extra stabs, and his ribbon wands. He whips frantically at their legs doing a series of fast motions which had gotten rid of them. Clyde's arms felt like lead at this point and he was covered in cuts from their attacks. Clyde watches a huge group of wizards run toward the scene all wielding fire in their hands.
"Shit."
Clyde looked over at Kyoko and did a fake smile.
"Can you help me for once?"

(15/20 posts done!)