Surfin' Fairies [Closed to FT members Only]

Ameneot entered,"oy vey!! what is happening?", he exclaimed. "fighting, fighting, fighting. Thats all you guys can think about", he muttered. He turned his back to exit when a thought came to his mind,"wait..this could be fun." He immediately denied the thought,"nah...come on, Ameneot. you cant be so bloodthirsty." His other side countered"come on, Ameneot. You cant be such a sissy." Ameneot stood there completely blank and not knowing what to do,"um..hello?", he said meekly wondering if anyone would respond in this mess.

There was cheer and laughter all around the resort in Crocus where Fairy Tail decided to take a quick visit. For the first time, the family has never been so complete and happy. However, to Leonard who was standing above a fake rock beside the pool, wearing black board shorts, with a light blue Fairy Tail mark on the right leg sleeve, and a black band around his right shoulder to cover the Kusanagi clan mark, he though of the family as incomplete. Because Rain wasn't with them, but this wasn't the time to be sad. Leonard, and the rest of the gang should be happy that they were still able to do this despite all the hardships they have been through. And as he looked over them all, a smile crept on his face and thought to himself. This is Fairy Tail and with joy, he leaped to the air and fell straight to the pool. And as he fell he shouted out. "CCCCAAAAAAAAANNNNOOOOONNNBAAAAAAALLLL!!!" all the people in the people looked up to Leonard and moved out of the way. Judging from how high he came from, it's going to be one hell of an impact.

And so it was. As soon as Leonard made contact with the water. A very loud exploding splashing sound echoed the resort. And the splash made a wave, big enough to even considered as a small tidal wave. Leonard on the other hand, stayed under the water, feeling its embrace for a short while before going up and swimming towards the edge and rest. Though he was looking to be approached by someone, he also wanted to be alone to chill out and relax in the water.

After a long long way down Lance and Rita made it back to the pool with a massive splash. Rita floated around swirly eyed and dizzy in the water. Seconds later it was Lance that had fished her out of the pool. He must of enjoyed the slide seeing as he literally dragged an unrecovered and swirly eyed Rita back to the slide.

With a the sound of a pop Rita instantly snapped back into her senses. "W-Wait wha-How was it fun?!?!" Rita shouted with an angry pencil sketch expression once she gotten back to her feet with a comedic blur. "There is no way I'm going to go down that thing again!!!" She insisted as she quickly turned and made a break for it running as fast as she could without the speed of her boots, somehow a comical dust cloud following her tracks as she barreled away from Lance. The girls sprint was cut short as soon as she ran over a puddle only to slide in a comical fashion, Her arms flailing while her facial expression was a dumbfounded one; sweat drops rained off her head while her eyes grew wide. It was too late by the time she realized she had slid and crashed head first into Fairy Tail's Water Dragon slayer, Naziel , knocking them both to the floor. By the time Rita came too she had ended up on top of Naziel, straddling him. Her face had gone completely red as she sweat dropped and stared down at him with an unseen expression. Rita certainly was not having a great day seeing as this was the second time that this had happened to her in a matter of minutes.

Naziel had launched the flea ball Garfield towards his friend and Naziel was about to continue his conversation with Chikane until he realised he was all alone once more. That was until he turned to head towards the pool to greet Leonard before being crashed into by Rita, as his eyes opened wide he looked slightly scared as the pair hit the ground Naziel looked up to be faced with the red faced Rita... Then he realised why...

Naziel was laid on his back with his arms arms and legs flat on the floor whilst Rita was straddling him with her boobs not far from his face; " R-Rita... You're.. Ur.. Well... I-I..." He went bright red as got a comedic nosebleed before clutching his nose and looking terrified at her whilst trying to focus his eyes purely on her face and not... anywhere else! "R-Rita... W-would you-u mind...." He stuttered as he tried to manouver himself from underneath her but kept bumping into her as he tried to wriggle out from underneath her before anything else happened!

Simon officially hated water. The poor sod coughed up a mouthful from his last encounter with hydrogen monoxide and flipped himself on his back. He didn't even know what he was doing at a water resort like this. It was borderline suicide for him really. Just as he thought he had at long last recovered enough to move and had pulled himself to his feet his luck turned even more sour. From the center of the pool a small tidal wave of a splash was bum-rushing the pools edge. Simon spazzed out and was helpless to stop the wave from crashing into him. He was instantly overcome by the water and thrown into one of the lawn chairs that bordered the edge of the pool area. Simon slumped awkwardly in the chair and sighed "Next time we should go to a savage monster hive instead." It would seem Simon's ideas of fun had changed a bit since he first joined Fairy Tail.

Leonard looked atop the slide while chilling. Leaning back at the pool's edge, and heard more of the commotion all around him. As always, tacos has always been a betting currency within the guild. And though he assumed Lance would go down the slide, but he'll scream. He'll keep it to himself.

On the other hand, he heard Ebony shout from atop the highest slide, claiming to be king. Now that statement really made Leonard wonder to the point that he squinted his eyes and titled his head. "King" of the slide? But Ebony is a girl. His entire mind trying to comprehend why she didn't say queen, but it was fun nonetheless. Other than that, he saw Ebony wave at him to which he replied with a cheerful wave of his own. And as he thought about it, he thought it was a good idea to take Ebony up on her challenge to see who can push her off the slide.

He smiled evilly and slowly made his way at the base of the slide, and then make his way up. As he was making his way up, few of the members of the guild were already trying to make Ebony slide down, but they were unsuccessful. Leonard thought it to be good cover to make his move.

Finally at the top, he observed Ebony and the other people attempting her challenge and hilariously fail. And so, while they were distracted, he crept towards a rock beside the slide and sat on it.

While he was sitting there, Leonard took a pole from the side and placed it under Ebony,  and in between fer feet. And with it, Leonard swept her off her feet and fall down the slide.

Lance was at the top of the slide when he saw Rita straddling Naziel down below and grew a comical annoyed marking on his face. He started to glow just like he did before. "Naziel.... I would suggest you start running..." Lea said as she pushed Rita off of Naziel and helped him up.

As soon as Lea did helped him she grabbed his hand and started to run but that didn't stop Lance however. He crossed his hands and growled "Shadow Twister!" He yelled out as a twister made out of shadows appeared before him and shot down at Naziel trying to pick him up and fling him into the air. Water stared flying everywhere now as Lance dropped down to the ground and stood in front Rita with his eye twitching a bit. Lance started to walk forward when all of a sudden it was no one else but Draco of all people who would fly into the water park to get Lance back in check. He snickered as he rammed into Lance as he tried to run. Lance fell toward and onto Rita where he was now unconscious. Draco smiled then took his leave.

When he came to he found himself feeling something that wasn't normal. The things where both round and appears to be squishy. Lea was standing in front of them shaking her head "Dad you pervert..." She muttered with a smirk.

Once again, It was Lea who had come to sort things out when she had shoved Rita off of Naziel and ran off with him before Rita could act,She  probably would of killed him in the process.  Next it was Lance who had showed up. Still grounded, Rita scooted away as Lance drew closer the twitching of his eye indicated that he wasn't to happy with Rita. "Uhh-Ehh..." she muttered as she scooted away faster and a sweat drop showed up on the back of her head. Suddenly, Lance had 'tripped' and fallen right on top of her, grabbing onto her breasts in the process. Her face grew a bright red, a color mixed with embarrassment and anger. A vein comically burst on her head as she narrowed her eyes and looked at Lance bitterly.

"Lance... You Pervert!" She shouted angrily as she nailed Lance in the face knocking him off of her and into the water with a splash. Rita staggered to her feet and folded her arms over her chest defensively. Rita was getting way too much of the wrong type of attention today. Slowly and meaninglessly she turned her head in the direction of Naziel. Her eyes flashed with an evil glint as a dark aura began to grow around her comically. "Don't think that I've forgotten about you..." She hissed as she cracked her knuckles and slowly approached him. This was Naziel's signal to start running, once he had start to make a break for it Rita would chase after him with a murderous intent.

When Lance found out what he had been feeling he blushed big time. He got up quickly and started to stutter "R-R-R-Rita I am sorry!" he said before she hit him, making him fall into the water. It took a while for Lance to get up so Lea took it into initiative to stop Rita from fighting Naziel. She ran over to the water quickly and put water on her face to make it look like she is crying. She then ran over to Rita with water streaming down her face and wrapped her arms around Rita's left leg while wrapping both her legs around Rita's left leg. She shook her head furiously "Rita, please calm down! Dad didn't mean to grab you like that he was knocked out!" she cried as she glanced at Naziel "and as for Naziel: I don't care what you do to him... just do it with a smile!" she said as she stood up and messed around with Rita's mouth until she had made it into a deformed looking smile. She walked away to go fish out Lance who had been knocked out yet again but this time by Rita. She sighed as she picked him up by the hand and pulled him out of the water "Dad, wake up." She said sternly as she slapped him and he still wouldn't wake up which made her sigh and put her hands over him and chanted something as a magic seal appeared under them as his wounds were healed.

As soon as he was finished being healed his eyes shot open and he hopped up, running to Rita and wrapping himself around her leg and cried "Rita, please forgive me!" he said as he kept crying. Lea walked over and slapped her dad again "Dad, I am acting older than you and I am five!" she said as Lance nodded and stood up, dusting himself off and regaining his laid back stance "As I was saying: I was knocked out... I didn't realize what I was grabbing until I got hit..." he said calmly and Lea face palmed and shook her head. "Dad, lets leave her be and go get some sweets..." she muttered as she took his hand and dragged him away.

Ameneot looked. Everybody was seeming to have fun. He remembered the times when even he had fun once upon a time. "nobody seems to notice me", he thought,"when did i get the power of invicibility?"
He looked at himself and found out that he was not. He stared at the empty space in front of him and sighed. "hey", he he told meekly to whoever would answer. He eagerly waited for the reply.