Valerie yawned loudly, causing a few passersby to frown at her for making them yawn as well - since yawns were contagious, as everyone knows. She ignored them and yawned once again.
The town of Magnolia was about as interesting as watching the grass grow. The people there lived such mind numbingly normal lives. She had had a little bit of excitement, getting caught up in a not very sordid love affair between a celebrity and her number one fan earlier in the day. Valerie didn't bother checking exactly what the woman was famous for. Still, the entire highlight of that job had been leaping out of a window and that had pretty much been it. She'd have rated it a two out of ten.
Her feet had eventually led her to where a primary school stood proudly, trying to show the world that forcing little kids to study was a good thing.