A Walking, Talking Raccoon?

Time: 8:38 am

Location: Silver Moon Island - The Black Adder

By now reports must have been made to the magic guild of Silver Moon Island about a shootout happening at the local tavern The Black Adder. Upon arrival they would witness the tavern still standing with a few of the windows blown out and some bullet holes here and there along with 6 guys lying on the floor inside the tavern with bandages on there elbows and knees. Not only that but they would also find a raccoon wearing clothes and have a non magic powered machine gun in hand passed out in the grass outside the tavern. At first assumption it would appear as if a raccoon got drunk and started a shootout that wounded 6 men but that story would sound to ridicules to believe. After having a little conversation with the tavern owner, he would explain that the raccoon didn't start the fight but the 6 men did and the raccoon got drawn in and ended the fight. Your probably thinking that the tavern owner is going crazy how could a raccoon even know how to use a weapon let alone take on 6 men by itself. They aren't like people, they can't walk and talk like humans. Well your disbelief's would be shattered the next moment when you actually hear sounds coming from the passed out raccoon. The sounds are the raccoon grunting as if its in some pain. Probably the hangover.

Dexter was lying there on the ground outside the tavern oblivious to his surroundings until someone started poking at him. He didn't fully register it though and merely turned over onto his side. After about a minute has past Dexter managed to open an eye to see someone kneeling by him. It appeared to be a young lady and this made him jump in suppress screaming for a moment. "AHH! Oh... Sorry thought you were someone else." He raised his hand to his head and started rubbing it as if he has a headache. "Ug... This hangover is killing me... What time is it?" Was then he noticed his machine gun lying on the ground. "And what's this doing out?" He looked over to the tavern and saw the mess it was in and the 6 guys. "Oh yah that did happen."

"Be, bop, boop." Said a mysterious noise. "Quiet Jack. I'm in no mood to listen to you right now." Dexter replied. "And to answer your question Myra , yes I signed up yesterday." Jack continued to say his typical noise pattern over and over again before Dexter finally said something. "OK! Please just shut up, you know I hate it when you talk this early in the morning..." Dexter started to stand up and began to stretch. "For starters Jack is this little device on my back here. He is an A.I program made to run this invention of mine called the Omega Mark 5." He began to explain. "As for those low life's over there." He said pointing at the 6 men. "They thought it would be a good idea to con some of the customers in the tavern last night and then they made the mistake of trying to con me. So I did the community a favor. Everyone was grateful and bought me drinks the rest of the night. That about cover it?"