Itazura ♠ Black Rose ♠ C-Rank ♠ Aruzati
S o I v e l i e d a n d I v e b e e n t r i c k i n g e v e r s i n c e
The young kamaitachi was confronted by a young teen, asked to get rid of his bullies after hearing that he was a mage for Black Rose. Itazura gladly accepted, why wouldn't he take the chance to pester some kids in their stage of preadolescence? Or puberty, whatever you wanted to call it, it wasn't the same for animals such as himself. They just reach a certain age where they just wanna have sex with chicks, sounds weird, but it really isn't for animals. Though being an odd one, he never saw any interest in doing so, a strange one he was. So back to his job, he was told where the bullies usually hung out, three bulky boys usually liked to hang out at the park. Picking on children who attempted to play on the playground while they where their, though he wasn't one for beating people up, he loved picking on people. Which was a good thing in this situation, considering his 'client' or whatever people called them, wanted him to not beat up his offenders, cause that would get him trouble. Arriving at the park the itachi scanned his surroundings with his hazel optics. Looking around with not only his eyes but his sense of smell, he found them, doing this by smelling a particular stench that cocky people tended to have. Following this scent he found a chubby boy, a taller lanky one and a small one. Grinning at some thoughts of how he would mess with these bullies he poofed into his true form, a small orange weasel. The young yokai scurried across the ground, having no problem stooping to their level he quick transformed into a human and grabbed the rim of the skinny kids underwear. Pulling it up very harshly he placed it over his head, then transformed back before anybody could get a good look at him. The shocked kids looked around, while their friend whined and squirmed due to his extreme weggie. Sitting inside one of the playground houses he laughed his head off, not literally, this was very amusing to him. Almost tempted to do this to people who aren't bullies, guildmates perhaps.
After regaining his breath he ran over to a water drinking fountain, examining it he turned back to get a better look at it. He pressed the button that made the water come out, squatting down he put his ear to the pipe and press the button again. Realizing that the water came from this pipe, however that worked, humans are amazing. Grabbing it tightly with his hand he used his yokai strength to loosen it a bit, seeing that it started to leak he snickered to himself and ran off. Returning to his targets they appeared to have gotten their friend out of his 'situation', and where talking among themselves. Trying to figure out, with their lack of brains, who could've possibly did that to him? With a slight giggle he thrust out it hand and shot a burst of air from it, aiming for the dirt by the children's feet. Shooting up a ton of dust this made the kids cough and get the dust all up in their eyes, making the tear up a bit. After the dust cleared a bit the kids all ran over drinking fountain and fought over it a little bit before their leader pressed the button, expecting to get a nice drink of water. Instead, all of the water sprayed out from the pipe, dousing them all below the waist with water. Getting them muddy because of the layer of dust that was still on them. They where all, yet again, shocked, but now the leader bully was pissed. Growling he shot glares across the park, deciding to reveal himself, he sat himself in a squat position at the roof of the playground set. Smiling innocently he waved to the kids, the kids screamed and ran towards him, intending to get payback. He just laughed at their feeble attempts to try at reach him, even their rush of childlike adrenaline didn't help them out. "Come on, just give up, if you stop bullying that kid you have been bullying. I'll stop doing the same to you"
Itazura said as he stood of and jumped off, doing a couple flips before landing on the ground behind the kids. "Never!"
the small kid yelled "You'll pay!"
the skinny one shouted at him "Let's get 'em!"
the last and big kid said the loudest as they ran over towards him. "To think I have to resort to this"
he pretended to act disappointed, but it was obvious that this was going to be rather amusing for him.
Ejecting his claws he ran at them, slicing the sharp things at them. Without injuring them, he sliced all of their clothes off besides their undergarments. When they realized what had happened to themselves, they blushed, a couple of them crying as they ran back home to their mommies. Itazura just proceeded to fall on the ground a laugh himself to tears, retracting his claws back into his human hand as he rolled on the ground.
After a good ten minutes of dying of laughter, the young kamaitachi got himself back up and headed back to the little boy. Using his normal way of transportation, of hopping across the roofs of buildings. Once he landed on the top of the house of the little boy, Ita dropped down, grabbing the window sill with his claws. After getting himself comfortably squatted on the edge of the sill, he pried open the window with his claws. "Done~"
he said, him prying the window open and talking freaked out the poor kid. But once he realized it was him, he was ecstatic "Oh thank you!"
he said before scavenging his pockets. Finding his chump change, he happily held it out to the itachi who sat in his window. With a smile he grabbed it from his hands and shoved it into his pocket "Do ask me for some more help if needed, cause that was fun. But for now. Later~"
he said, with a wink before the weasel fell backwards out of the house. Not even looking behind him to see the kid's reaction, he landed in a squat, then ran off.W o r d C o u n t: