Wedding Crashers (Private/Clyde/Solo Job)

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Clyde walked down the street casually towards the big wedding. He felt confident that whatever this jackass had to offer he could handle. The henchman would probably be one kick to the stomach to kill them. He felt like he could conquer the world at that moment. It was going to be easy. I just go in kick his ass then walk out and get the large sum of cash. Clyde smiled at his plan and he really liked the idea of watching the poser run away crying. He straightened out his scarf and approached the beautiful scene of the wedding. It was a fenced off part of the rose garden he had scene his mom's sister get married. He remembered the beautiful roses that surrounded him. He took a seat and the bride came down the aisle in beautiful clothing.
"I think I know why she is hunted down by a madman ex." Clyde whispered to himself so no one could hear it.
Clyde looked around watching for suspicious activity. He had to keep on his toes at all time. This ex could be completely insane and want to wear her face as a mask or something stupid. He got tense as he looked around wondering if the ex was going to show up. If the ex could land a solid blow onto me, he could get the advantage Clyde thought to himself.
"Do you take Mrs.Goldstar to be your wife till the end of time?"
"Yes!"
"And do you, Mrs.Goldstar, wish to Mr.Goldstar with you till the end of your days?"
Clyde rose up from his seat as he saw unwanted attention come in.

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*Forgot to dice roll. This doesn't count towards total amount of posts."

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Clyde watches a man enters the scene with a tuxedo on. This man had the sleeves torn to show his tiny muscle mass and boxing gloves to fit the stuck up man.
"Hey poser!"
The man looks over then pretends he didn't look.
"Poser! Poser, come here. Come on Poser. You can do it."
Clyde mocked the man and talked to the man like a dog.
"Hey douche biscuit! I am talking to you."
The man sighed and ran over to Clyde from the begging of the aisle.
"Don't trip over your massive ego. Lets just calm down and talk this out. I can help you with a few life lessons."
The man ran up to Clyde and went for a solid punch to the face. Clyde ducked and quickly did a hard uppercut then a rough kick to the chest. This was done effortlessly and the man flew into the seating behind him out for the count.
"Ugh. Was that the Ex?"
"Nope sorry, that is his friend though. He isn't dead is he?"
"Eh, maybe. I doubt it."
Clyde watches as three more stuck up men walk in with their noses in the air.
"Hey, Douche 1, Douche 2, and 3? Are any of you her ex?"
They act like they didn't hear it.
"You guys seem to have intense difficulty hearing. Maybe you should go get your head out of your ass to listen a bit."
Clyde smirked and the three posers looked over to see their friend down for the count covered in chairs.
A man walking out of a big truck coming up from behind them with a obey hat and a shirt that had a mountain dew logo on it. This was probably the rejected man who wants the girl back.
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Clyde watched as the bride looked in horror of the four wizards who stood in front of him.
"Don't worry Mrs.Goldstar. I want the money for this mission so I will protect you from any harm."
Clyde gave a smile towards her and then looked back towards the douche army.
"Okay, so here is how this going to go down. You either sleep with the chairs or get the hell away from this place."
The group looked over at him feeling as if they could take him at this point.
"Mrs.Goldstar you belong with me not this guy."
Clyde looks over an laughs out loud at the man.
"You already got rejected. You should just leave before you embarrass yourself like you do in bed."
The men around him looked over shocked at the ex boyfriend.
"Stand back boys. I will beat this guy myself."
"Just be sure to at least give me a challenge. You may know magic, but how well do you cast spells?"
"Shut up, and let my pound your face in."
"Why don't you walk away with some pride and stop compensating for something."
Clyde was bluffing this ex was strong but obviously was over estimating himself. Clyde was hiding his true magic power that was equal to this guy's magic power.
"You piece of shit."
"You smooth poser who can't even tell when a girl doesn't like you."
The man goes in for a had punch, but Clyde quickly dodges it. He was faster at reacting to things then others. In a fist fight he would win easy. Clyde quickly punches the man hard in the crouch causing the man to drop down to the ground while cringing.
"You fool."

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Clyde quickly kicked the man right in the head causing the man to fall down onto his back. The man quickly gets up, but makes he mistake of eye contact. Clyde uses his spell on the man making sure to keep it stealthy. The man now fell subject to his own fears a illusions from all over came for him. He quickly starts throwing chairs at his friends looking horrified. Clyde laughs as the ex runs towards his group of friend and starts beating them down excessively with a chair. The man's friends are forced to use a bunch of spells the man just keeps negating. They eventually all go unconscious as the man rampages more. He had beaten the all up very badly and somehow stopped their spells. Clyde looked over as the man suddenly snapped out of it.
"Ha I negated your spe....."
He looks around to see he had just put his three friends out of the picture with the bloody chair in his hands.
"What the hell kind of drug is this?"
"You seem to have beaten your friends to a pulp easily. You probably thought you were beating up all the sick and twisted things in your head. It was hilarous to watch you go around fighting the air for a few seconds then completely take down all your friends. I guess the real games have begun. I was hopping it would at least leave a mark on you. Guess I will have to fight you like a real man."

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"It seems as if you can negate people's spells. Seems simple enough. I will just beat you up with my fist."
Clyde runs over and quickly delivers a solid blow to the guys face. The guy quickly has his eyes shine with darkness. The groom got uncomfortable.
"This might be a fair fight for once. You do have a few tricks up your sleeve."
Clyde made his eyes glow blue and the two men looked at each other ready to fight. Clyde's eyes turned Orange after he blinked, and he went in for a head bow to the guy's chest that was quickly blocked.
"Have you seen my magic before?"
"Nope, does it give you a girl who actually likes you?"
The man floods the field with a large body of water.
"I use wave magic. I can control waves."
"Cool. It still won't help you escape your fate."
Clyde shook a bit thinking of what would happen if this guy made a sound wave. As if the ex boyfriend read his mind, he quickly yelled out a loud, sharp sound with a magic circle. This did it in for Clyde. He lost it instantly. He grabbed his head and terror of himself and his eyes were completely black. The ex looked at Clyde, completely horrified.
"Uh, yo, man it was just a sound. That is all."
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I WANT? DO YA?"
The man gulped.
"No."
"I WANT TO GO GET THE CANDY MAN, AND SHOVE HIM UP YOUR SKULL!"
Clyde had completely lost all sanity left.

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The ex starting back away, but Clyde walked towards him.
"Mom, You never put me on ice!"
Clyde foamed from his mouth and his eye twitched. He walks close to the horrified man.
"Can I leave please? I am sorry for crashing this wedding."
"MOM YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE. YOU NEED TO GO FIX THE LIGHT BULB!"
Clyde twitched a bunch, and pulled out his katana.
"Please get away from me! I can't negate this spell. What are you?!"
"HANG THE GOD DAMN LIGHT BULB MOM."
Clyde quickly pushed the man down to the ground and the man was terrified. Clyde quickly stuck his katana right into the man's chest. The man lay in his own little kiddy pool he had. The man tried to move, but couldn't, because the katana held him in place. Clyde walks back dragging one of the man's friends. He takes out his handy dandy notebook and writes a note which he places on the knocked out friend. He puts the knocked out wizard right next to the ex. The ex looks over to see the note and then he struggled hard. He was horrified. He couldn't cast a spell without bringing his hands together so he would have had too moved with intense agony. He looked back at the message horrified what is yet to come. Clyde puts the rest of the three wizards all with their own special messages in a triangle around the ex. He reads out every message and considers playing dead. The first read "Puzzle." The second one read "Drowned." The third one read "Friend." Then Clyde wrote a message and showed it to the ex. It read "Yummy."

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"You should have piled up, Mom."
The ex decided it was now or never. He pulls out the katana and goes in to slice Clyde. Clyde quickly dodges and kicks the man right in the chest.
"You saf want fardev die frist?"
He looked at the ex with his pure black eyes. He pulls out his shortswords and walks over to the ex's friends as the ex tried to take this chance to steal his future wife. Clyde goes up to one marked puzzle and cut the man into pieces, he then goes over drowned and sets a bunch of chairs on top the man so the man's head would be under the water. He then used to his lighter to light the one with the "friend" note on fire. He looks over at the ex who is chasing after the girl and smiles.
"Won esh ack."
Clyde runs over and goes to stab the ex once again, but the ex was now filled with adrenaline.
"Wave make: tidal wave!"
A giant wave formed and quickly pushed Clyde back. It was like he was in a washing machine except he was also getting hit by the debris. When Clyde hit the fence hard he looked over as the ex ran away with the girl over his shoulder. He didn't like this one bit. Clyde quickly runs towards the man not caring for the pain he was feeling. He was not sane enough to even consider the pain. He only thought of killing that ex boyfriend. He ran at about the same speed as the ex did, and decided it was time to slow down the ex more. He takes out his gun and shoots the ex right in the calf causing him to fall flat on his face. Clyde approached quickly and it seems it will take a lot more to kill the ex then he had thought.

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Clyde was about to go cut the guy when he gained his sanity back. His eyes turned normal and he could see the fear in the brides face and the anger of the ex.
"You really shouldn't have messed with me like this. Wave Make:......"
"I don't know what just happened!"
"Hell Vortex!"
The water around Clyde spun around quickly into a tornado like shape. Clyde saw through the water and got mad seeing the ex limp away with the girl to his truck. The girl hit him frantically looking at Clyde.
"Hey douche, You forgot about me. How foolish."
Clyde pressed his hands together watching the man limp away. The spell the ex cast would probably hurt Clyde a lot. Good thing he has this spell. He blinked his eyes are the vortex around him got bigger and starting closing in. Clyde's eyes shown two x's over them and then he could hear the brides screams as she saw the ex's eyes.
"You should call of this spell."
The ex looked back over at Clyde confused. Clyde took his short sword and cut his finger a bit, then the ex looked at his finger horrified.
"I can't call of the spell! Don't do this to me. I don't want to feel that right now!"
Clyde smirked and felt as the vortex surrounded him. He was getting sliced up from head to toe and he could hear the ex's screams of pain. Clyde ripped off part of his undershirt and bit it for the pain that was going to get worse. He screamed out in agony as the vortex finally closed in leaving him to feel the water subside over all of his cuts. The ex laid on the ground shaking in pain. Some people have more trouble handling pain, the ex was not trained in combat but self taught.
"You should have never messed with me."
Clyde smiled as his eyes turned a dark red from anger with the x's over his eyes. He looked like a demon, but this was all to protect the bride for a good cause. The ex quickly negated the spell that Clyde cast on him.

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Clyde slowly walked over to the ex feeling the pain of the last attack.
"You are very idiotic to hurt me this much. I am going to have to beat it into your skull of why you shouldn't take fights you know all too well you will loose."
"I still have a few tricks up my sleeve. Wave Make:..."
Clyde could see the raw power in the spell abut to be cast. It seems like it would do a huge amount of damage he couldn't afford to take. He quickly came up with something in the heat of the battle. Clyde vanishes into thin air then makes a clone of himself.
"I simply know how to teleport your spell you are charging up won't be any good."
This was a huge lie, but what was he supposed to do? Clyde looked over to his right at his clone causing his clone to look to the right. Clyde personally hated this spell for how creepy it looked. He looks over to see the man now charging up his attack to the illusion. This made Clyde smile. He pulls out his sniper and so does his illusion. He aims it right at the man's head, but the illusion seems to be aiming off course.
"Death Ray!"
Clyde watches this man make a concentrated burst of water that looked like a fire hose from his hands. It went towards the illusion. He quickly shoots the man right in the head as the attack comes towards the illusion. The man only sees the illusion shooting away. The spell goes right through the illusion, and the man now saw the bullet coming for his head.
"Shit."
He quickly points at it with his finger and releases a wave of pressure from his finger tip. The bullet stops instantly and falls to the ground. Clyde had failed, but avoided the attack that would have put a hole in his chest. He pulls out his short swords once again and runs towards the ex, ready to fight.

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Clyde ran with his short swords seeing his and his opponents magic power was reaching a lower point.
"You think you can get the last laugh? I am going to utterly destroy you in hand to hand combat. Drop your swords and be a real man."
Clyde smiled and put his swords and weapons away.
"Lets fight like gods. Wave Make:"
"Forbbiden Knowledge Technique:"
"Pulse gloves!"
"Knowledge and Power!"
Clyde sharpened his magic power and made his hands covered in a blue aura. He looks at the ex who set the women on her back with his hands covered in purple sparks.
"My hands are covered with waves of electricity. If I get one touch on you you might not be living much longer."
"Lets see which wizard really is superior. Your magic circles always did look flawed. I can see you don't have much combat experience too."
They both stared at each other realizing their magic power supply was going lower then what they were used to. It wouldn't be long before the fight was done with. Clyde realized the water had all drained away luckily. It seems that his fists are deadly, but Clyde wondered the extent of the spell. The two wizards lock eye contact with their weapons in hand and get ready for the fight of their life. He knew he only could do three contacts, but that was enough to completely make this man realize the true extent of pain. Clyde looked at his glowing blue hands and then they both ran at each other ready to fight.

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Clyde started off with a hard stab right towards the guys chest, but this ex seemed to have gotten speed boost. The ex quickly dodges then goes for a very fast punch to Clyde's stomach. Clyde narrowly dodges and sees his suit get completely burnt up by the punch he luckily missed. He quickly uses his arm, not his hands, to push the extended arm away from the ex's body. He then goes for a hard kick into the ex's chest. This kick didn't do the full effect, because the ex jumped away as it hit. The ex then grabbed Clyde's ankle. He could feel harsh electrical burns all over his ankle. The ex then quickly throws the ankle upwards causing Clyde to flip over and fall flat on his back. He quickly springs up by using the momentum with him and rocking back this caused his feet to plant right on the ex's stomach. The ex was now on the ground in front of Clyde. He quickly stabs his right into the ex's chest. The ex didn't have time to dodge and took the damage. He started gasping heavily for breath. Clyde knew the battle had gone to his favor, but he was still careful. He takes his other hand hand quickly strikes the chest again causing the lack of oxygen to become harsh for the ex. The ex tried breathing and gasping heavily. As Clyde went for what probably caused the last of air to go away with a strike to the chest again. The ex rolled over and gasped hard for air. Clyde quickly stopped his hand from the ground. He only one more strike left. Clyde goes full force down onto the back of the guy right at the guys neck.

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The ex quickly rolled over again gasping for breath. Clyde quickly stopped his hand then went for a hit in the same spot he had been hitting on the chest. The ex tried to stop Clyde's attack, but was still exhausted. The attack hit and caused the man to start struggling hard to get air. Clyde saw that the ex's hands were grabbing onto Clyde's arm. He screamed out in immense pain as he felt a stove was pressed against his arm. He can feel the electricity dance over his arms. He started kicking the man with his bad headache from the spell. His kicks hit the man right in the side causing breathing to be more of difficulty then anything. Clyde was trying to kill this man. He struggles hard to move his hands to strangle this man to death, but can't. The man struggles to escape, but does the only thing he can. He quickly starts sending a immense amount of electricity from his arms slowly to his hands. This would probably kill Clyde.
"Check."
Clyde split into his five emotions quickly. One was still being grabbed on. The ex struggled hard to breath still and tried hard to explain his horrid mistake. He saw love struggling in the ex's arm. The irony was immense.
"Thissss..... spellll....."
The ex struggled to breath in between breaths.
"isss... a.... double..... ended sword."
He started crying immensely.
"I love you...... Mrs.Goldstar."
"What do you mean? Don't die on me. I never wanted this to happen. This isn't worth dying for."
"This spell..... will kill me. I can't.... call it off. I got to caught up...... in killing... Clyde."
He took in a huge amount of oxygen as the electricity hit hands. Clyde watched as the man and love completely became engulfed in black electricity. The irony was strong. Love really was a doubled ended sword. Clyde watched as he felt like part of him was lost. Sadness cried harshly, love died slowly, and anger tried to go beat up the ex, but was stopped by kindness. Through his emotions, Clyde saw the man die with his love in both ways.

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Clyde watches as the ex turns to literal ash before his multiple points of view. Mrs.Goldstar cried out and then Clyde came back to one person. He had lost some magic power from loosing one of them, but it was better then dying. Clyde pats Mrs.Goldstar on the back with his other arm. The other one was so burnt up he couldn't use it. He was finally done with that hell. He has immense pain from a headache, numb hands, burnt up ankle, cuts all over, and he was overall in a bad condition. He watches as the empty truck was still running and he turns it off. Mrs.Goldstar collects the ashes and the groom comforts her.
"Hey, What the hell did you do!?"
Clyde looks over as a wizard comes over who was obviously friends with the boss. This man obviously didn't come here with good intentions.
"I have nothing to do with you unless you wish to kill Mrs.Goldstar or the future Mr.Goldstar. I am sorry about your friend, but fighting me will result in nothing good for either of us."
"DID YOU DO THIS TO HIM?"
"Some of it, but he in the end, killed himself."
"I will just have to finish off scum like you then. You are going to learn your lesson for fighting him."
Clyde knew very well he had to do all or nothing with this person. If he doesn't he will simply die. He bit his lip and got ready for the fight at hand.

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It was the final fight he would probably have to do. If he can pull this off he will live. He started casting everything he had left to kill this man quickly. He makes direct eye contact, then the man freezes and starts imagining things. He then vanishes into thin air with a clone to his right. He wasn't quite done yet. He quickly throws his hands downwards and looks exactly like the ex. The man started making fires all over the place. Sadly he couldn't see these fires because of the hallucinations and started burning alive. Clyde watched as this man caused more fire around him dealing damage to the man himself. The man was in tears and shouted out "Mom, Mom, Come back."
Clyde looked over feeling very cruel, but he had no choice. He pulls out his gun and reloads it. He then shoots the man right in the body twice then reloads. He keeps repeating as this man takes immense bodily harm. Mrs.Goldstar knew all to well this was the right thing to do. The man started falling over tables and chairs. He went up to the man cut up into pieces earlier and started eating the man alive. Clyde looked over scared of what this man was thinking. He decides to do something of a act of kindness.
He makes eye contact again and makes sure the man doesn't remember any of this ever happening. He then put away his gun and watches the man start coming for Clyde completely charred up.
"Blazing Hell!"
The man spit out a massive amount of tiny little ghosts that all flew to Clyde and not his illusion. Clyde felt burns all over as they all made tiny explosions on contact. The man then fell over barely alive still burning.

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Clyde crawled slowly to the fire extinguisher and but the fire out on the man and the small fire on himself. He then passes out on the ground with fire extinguisher in hand. This causes him to astral project. He looks over to see all his spells end then look over as the bride kisses him on the cheek. The bride and groom walk through the remains of the place of the weeding and everyone comes back.
"Do you take her to be your wife for life?"
"I do."
"You may now kiss the bride."
The couple kisses and the crowd cheers with the fire still burning ad spreading in the background. An ambulance came for Clyde and the man. Clyde watches as his fake mom came out of the ambulance and started screaming out loud. This wouldn't be heard by anyone. His mom heals up his wounds as others heal the wounds on the man near death. Clyde looked over in hate and confusion as mom put him onto the ambulance then closed the doors. While on the ambulance she cried looking at him. She really did feel something for Clyde. He was surprised she was still alive and wondered if she was forgivable. He decides enough was enough and to see his fake mom like was to much. He goes to touch her cheek with his imaginary body and she oddly puts her hand right where his was in awe. Clyde went back to his body and decided he was just going to settle this all later.

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