A Bed Day Gay

Job Title: A Bed Day Gay
Rank: D
Player Requirements: Not to get offended by this job. 1 D rank mage (and above). At least 1.5k words. Must be ecchi as possible. Not allowed Pets, use of Magic or Weapons. No armor either.
Job Requirements: Break the Bed, help the two gays reach the portal. Roll until you have achieve all three enemies and you can fight the boss.
Job Location: Clea Village (just use the Village thread)
Job Description: Word has it the Clea Village is under trouble. A almighty powerful bed has appeared and is turning people of Clea Village into anti ecchi people, against their moral codes! You are to bring the ecchi back as magic mysteriously does not work. However the bed is guarded by two mind controlled gays, who are under the blanket. Break them out of the bed's control and return them through the Rainbow Portal in the village center.
Enemies:
Weak:The ANT: The Anti Nosebleed Team will come in groups of three men or women. To defeat them you need to make all three of have a nose bleed that is strong enough to achieve this.

Their achieved reaction:

They use the power of tissue guns to block your nose, dealing D rank damage each time.

Normal:Boobxers: This mighty female boxer will beat the living hormones out of you, dealing 2C rank damage if you get hit with her "punches". In order to defeat this anime, you must do as follow.

1. Set up a platform, she will automatically get on.
2. Get into swimsuit.
3. Face your opponent and bow.
4. Use only your chest and butt to knock her down. If you win, proceed to 5. If you lose, proceed to 6.
5. Celebrate but you have to continue the rest of the thread in your swimsuit/cosplay.
6. The Boobxer will leave you alone in your swimsuit and if you ever roll Boobxer again, you have to fight in a random cosplay outfit. Keep losing and you will have to continue switching cosplay.

Use this for the cosplay:

Boobxer Look:

How to Fight with rules 101:

Strong:Panty Bot: The mighty panty bot stands between you and the bed! This machine will attempt to steal your underwear and if it does will... I guess embarrass you so much you get hit with D rank damage? To make matters worse it will put a random underwear on you, of any gender or species and steal that. If you encountered Boobxer before, it will instead just put underwear on you and steal it back.

Panty Bot:

To defeat it, you must have no underwear for 2 posts and it will die off "Lack of New Underwear". Note it will not tear your clothes off, its that fast at putting underwear in you. Feel free to also take all the underwear it has once you defeat it.

Boss:The bosses are two hypnotize gay men in a bed, hiding under the covers making suspicious movements and suggestive sounds. Unveil their otaku ways and defeat them with the use of their weapon! A explicit magazine rolled up. Defeat them by being more lewd than them.
One of them is a blond and would be wearing a white cloak and a pirate outfit beneath. The pretty boy. Any member of Black Sails or any accquaintance would be familiar with his looks.

The Blond:

The other is a brunette wearing what looks like a green chinese outfit that would Golden Phoenix members and those of accquaintance may find that outfit and the man in it familiar.

The Brunette:

Defeat them and break the bed! And when you do the village portal will open and gays will leave through there, holding hands, kissing.

Reward: 4k Jewels, A Yaoi Magazine to remind ypou of the occasion and if you are put in cosplay then you to keep it. Oh and the panties from panty bot.

W... What did i just read?

A-Anyways, the reward is a little too high.
D-rank jobs are usually between 1k-4k jewels.
Change this and you should be good.

Madame Astrid, I believe yer edits hav zeen done.