Acting out for a passport. [Private|Job]

     Over the years Yond had been questioned and yelled at multiple times about being in place or areas that he shouldn't be at without some sort of credentials. Normally he would just blow it off an stay were he was or come back at nightfall but after a while, people tend to get more and more uptight about it. So while he had been out drinking in some random town called 'Hargeon' and was having the best time that he had in a while. Yond ended up getting a bit too drunk an started to go and go about his need for some know of credential to fend off people from bugging about being in places to dig stuff up. Oh yea, he had been lying for a while now that he was an archaeologist so it all seemed very normal to those around him at the time. "Why don't you go get one of those passport things that they have been giving out this week." One of the guys that he had been drinking with asked to him. "Yea! They have been giving them out to almost anyone that goes over to get one at the docks around noon-ish every day." Another one of the guys said right after the other one. "Yea that sounds like a GREAT IDEA!" Yond had yelled out and cheered as they all clanged their mugs together and drank some more. "Isn't the last day for them to be in this town giving them out?" As one woman at his side said while getting very close to him. "You best go get some rest." The same women said while whispering into Yond's ear and sat back up straight just to give him a little wink. He had spat out some of the beer he had been drinking right into the woman's face in shock of them only gonna be in town till tomorrow. "Aah! HOW RUDE!" She had yelled out in reaction and slapped him across the face. Those at this point of drinking so much that he couldn't even really feel a thing that much anymore. Yond quickly throws some jewels down on the table and leaves the place to get some rest for tomorrow. Those he had just barely made into his room, he had rented out a place because there were to have been hidden treasures in the water around this town. So over the last few weeks, he had been out on the water searching for the remands of ships and/or building that were beneath the water. He had found some things down below but nothing of a lot of jewels worth. But for himself, this will be the day for him to get one of the final pieces to the puzzle of hiding in place sight. In other words, a treasure that he had been looking for quite some time and had found out where he could get one for himself for free. There had been one thing that confused him, Yond had been out close to the docks this whole time but never till now had he heard about people giving out passports till just last night. Then again that was most likely cause all he cared about at the time had been finding the treasure that was claimed to be lost out at sea.

     Even those he had quit drinking fairly early the night before he had only just wakened up at noon that day. "Damn it!" He yelled out once he noticed the time and jumped up to get dressed really quickly. He had darted off his room and out the inn's front door as the owner had yelled at him about something. It was most likely time that he had to pay for the next week of jewels for the room if he was gonna stay longer but he would handle that when he got back. Once he had gotten outside Yond had taken to the air and flew over to the docks. As he was gently landing on the ground he had seen a line of at least twenty people and they were all beautiful an handsome people. Reached into his pocket and pulled out a comb, as he ran it through his long flowing hair it had formed an shaped into that of a 'Johnny Bravo' style of hair. Then he walked up to the line of people and started to hit on each one of the people in the line. The plan was to get out to the front of the line by getting rejected by each one of them by taking on this very jock like attitude of flexing while using very cheesy pick up lines. He would also stand at just the right point next to them that when they would push or slap him that it forces him to move right next to the next one in line. Yond didn't care if it was a man or woman that he would be speaking to but it depending on the sex of the person would change the way he would start to talk right before the pick up line. If it was a woman he would start off by saying "Whoa, Mama!" and if it was a man he would say "Whoa, Papa!" The pick up lines that Yond would be using would be like these few examples; "You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.", "Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.", and "There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now hundred percent off!". By the time he had finally made it to the front of the line, there were very beat red hand prints on both side of his face where he had been slapped by so many people. Those the pain was well worth it as he had made it up to the spot he wanted to be, with luck on his side it was at the same moment when they had called for the next person in line and he walked over. Yond spoke for a few moments with the man before him while fixing his hair back to normal and had no longer been flexing but people could see how well tone an ripped his body still was. Most of the information he had told the guy was true other then once again he had lied about his occupation being an archaeologist. When he was really just a pirate that would steal or take things of value just to sell for jewels but unlike most that would only be hunting on the ground and in the sea, he also would search up above in the sky its self. "Here you go Sir Caelestis." The man had said to Yond while reaching up to hand him the passport that was just made. "Thank you." Yond had said to him as he took it and walked off the end of the dock. At the end of the dock, he turned back and winked at the man that gave him the passport right before taking off into the sky.