Joya was apparently home to the Neko Race. Heero had always wondered growing up where they came from; they'd always been around Fiore, but he hadn't thought of a place where there were more Neko than humans. Garfield was already literally drooling on the map.
"Why do you have to drool?!" Heero barked at him comically as Garfield wiped his mouth and looked up at Heero.
"Aye, don't judge me!" Garfield's voice squeeked back as he slammed a paw down on the map.
"Oi there, Heero, Garfield. Planning a trip?" a chubby Fairy Tail mage approached and snatched one of the maps off the table. "Stella?! You gotta be mad man! Those dwarves don't trust ANYTHING magical, as far as they can throw it! You'll be lucky if they don't throw you off a cliff and fry Garfield like chicken, hahahahaha!"
Sweatdrops appeared over Garfield and Heero's head as they looked at one another.
"W-what the dwarves can't be that bad can they....b-but I really wanna see one!" Heero's eyes got wavy and teary, as the fat Fairy Tail wizard only nodded seriously.
"Oi...I'm not exaggerating. I've been there once myself....." as he talked Heero could tell he was serious. "Stone castles carved into the sides of mountains...taller than the highest mountains in Era."
"Y-you idiots don't get excited I'm telling you not to go there!" but it was to late; Heero had already snatched the map back as he and Garfield began chattering away yet again. "H-hopeless!" he said as he stormed off.
"OK! But we're going to Joya first! I wanna see some hot lady Neko's!" Garfield said putting his hands on his hips.
"Damnit, I swear you have a one track mind!"
"W-what! You bust into sparkles every time a pretty lady gets close!"
"You do the same thing!"
"........Yea but I do it way better than you!"
Garfield and Heero went forehead to forehead growling at one another comically.
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