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    An Annoying Rounding Error: Out of the Red [Event]

    Kaede Mizuno
    Kaede Mizuno

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    Post by Kaede Mizuno 6th January 2025, 9:46 pm

    The mint haired woman opened the storage compartment and pulled out her briefcase and a stuffed bear. She hugged the bear and set it down next to her, then popped open her briefcase.  It was mostly pictures of her sister and simple children’s artwork, she blushed and closed it.  Kaede was sitting in the back of a limousine, across from her superior.  Their security detail was also there, but they seemed preoccupied with the view out the windows.  This whole situation was just a little annoying, and none of it felt necessary.  Thinking back, it really is not Lady Liu’s fault, not directly.  She felt her diminutive boss needed to start wording her questions with more care. Or maybe Kaede herself just needed to get better at steering conversations to avoid those open ended questions. Earlier that day, during her weekly financial report briefing, funds were tight but still in the black when completely out of the blue the small woman asked how things were going around town.  She asked how things were going.

    Why would she word it like that!? I’m sure she meant: how are the various businesses handling themselves, but it was so vague!  I had no choice.  The mint haired woman told Lady Liu about every person who entered town above our target annual income, every VIP’s movements, she listed off everyone who had gone bankrupt, which ones could be useful if brought in. She told her which shops didn’t open on their normally scheduled days, how many children were born, split between visitors and locals. Lady Liu made no effort to finish the briefing there, so Kaede had to keep going! She listed off new construction, local weather and gang activities, despite them staying FAR from any company property this week.  

    The shorter woman still hadn’t responded so the accountant had to dig further still. Finally upon hearing the numbers for crime reports something piqued some interest.  But not about pickpockets, the minor loan sharks or busted counterfeiting rings, Apparently there was a rash of missing children around town, mostly tourists, which could hurt the bottom line.  She felt this really was an issue for the local constabulary. The real issue was all the information was a garbled mess of completely unreal things.  There was no way Santa Claus, a man sized Jackalope and a Chupacabra were playing cards around town. People were complaining about men in black talking about aliens, and yet others that swear they were being chased by a Skinwalker.  And yet it was the witch kidnapping children that drew her bosses attention.

    Which brought everything up to date. The limo was nearing its destination, currently in the lantern district, driving to the edge of Hosenka…  To look for some kind of cryptid.  The accountant shifted in her seat before speaking. ”Lady Liu, do you really think this rumored creature is actually sitting out there, with the kidnapped children?”  Kaede knew she had to be prepared regardless. The freshly minted financial executive checked both of her underslung shoulder holsters,  her custom made pair of fifty caliber pistols, right where they should be, and loaded.  Some would call them impractical, Kaede would tend to agree with those people, but she knew how to use them, and besides, they were under contract to ignore recoil, just as the magazines strapped to her thigh were contracted to reload themselves.

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    Xiaomin
    Xiaomin

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    Post by Xiaomin 7th January 2025, 6:20 pm

    The day had started out uneventful, with Kaede’s usual long winded status report on the town. While Xiaomin found it odd that the woman would go out of her way to research every minor detail that was happening around Hosenka, she never stopped the woman from giving her long winded reports. Most of the information was useless, true enough, but every once in a while a useful bit of information snuck in. It was these that the crime boss appreciated, and why she would continue to rely on the rambling reports going into the future. Now if only the accountant’s other eccentricities were as useful.

    “If I knew what interests the NDA was for,” Xiaomin said leaning her head lazily on one of her fists, “I may have reconsidered signing. I had not expected you to be a lolicon.”

    On the matter of their current excursion, Kaede seemed to think the story had been nothing but the ravings of drunks or madmen. A possibility, true, but not one she could simply ignore. At least one other report of a missing child had come across her desk today. Children getting kidnapped on guild soil would not look good, part of the reason Hosenka did not push back against the crime organization is that they received protection in return. That most of the kidnapped children were tourists made it worse. In addition, local children were more useful alive than dead. The boys were often used as runners by the street level crews, while the girls could sell themselves as apprentices to the brothels.

    “As unlikely as it may be, as the people that run this town we have a responsibility to investigate. If we had more people we could trust with the matter… Unfortunately we do not. Better we make this trip and find nothing than lose the trust of the townspeople. We need them to remain pliable.”

    When the car passed a break in the trees, her normally grey eyes briefly turned green and lizard-like in appearance. “Stop the car.”

    Xiaomin and her guards piled out of the car, one of them retrieving her silenced submachine gun for her from the car’s trunk. Weapon in hand, she led them for several minutes into the woods until they finally came across what she had seen from the car. A set of very unusual looking bipedal tracks. “These are not human.”

    Now certain something strange was in these woods, Xiaomin moved more cautiously forward. The tracks were large and easy to follow, and it did not take long before the smell of burning wood entered their nostrils. Moving through the snow covered woods in high heels was not exactly easy, but she managed to keep her balance as she hid behind some bushes. Ahead was a small clearing. A hideous woman with long horns stood over a boiling pot. At least a dozen small boy-like creatures stood around her, most of whom had a large bag over their shoulders. These bags clearly contained something that did not want to be there, as the bags constantly squirmed and shouting could be heard from them.

    “I will take out the large one, once I fire take out the rest. Be careful, the missing children are probably in those bags.” Her instructions given, she lined up her SMG’s sites on the head of the troll-like creature. Holding her breath she pulled the trigger, the single round flying perfectly on target and smashing into the creature’s face. Shockingly the bullet simply fell away as it struck the creature. Even with penetration magic the barrier was too strong for her bullets, and now all fourteen foes knew they were there.

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    CharacterGolden Lacrima (Until 11/22/2025) •  Blood of the Jade Dragon
    Kaede Mizuno
    Kaede Mizuno

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    Post by Kaede Mizuno 9th January 2025, 9:24 pm

    The mint haired woman frowned at her boss’ comment, she couldn’t be more incorrect.  The sheer thought that Kaede had a thing for little girls was crazy, blasphemous even!  It was a mere coincidence that her sister, Suzume, is a little girl.  ”Lolicon!? You wish, Lady Liu.”  She shifted her expression to one of serious conviction before continuing.  ”I do not have a lolita complex, I have a sister complex. There is a difference.”  She picked up and plopped the stuffed bear back into her lap, her face shifting ”I couldn’t care less who knows I love my sister.  I’d love to see somebody try and hurt her to get to me. I’m sure her father would move continents over that.  I just don’t want random people knowing I actually like the things my sister sends me… I have an image to keep up."

    She sighed at her superior's reasoning.  IT made sense, they really didn’t have the crew needed to handle problems like this yet, and they definitely couldn’t just allow a bunch of tourists to lose their children.  That all being true, Kaede just couldn’t wrap her mind around trusting the word of a drunk man ranting while being serviced at a hospitality facility.  This is why Lady Liu was the one in charge though.  The mint haired woman’s face was pensive as she spoke.  ”Agreed, it would look bad, and probably cause issues if we just let this situation be.”  Kaede hadn’t said anything profound herself, but she wanted her boss to know she understood the reasoning.

    The accountant recognized her superior’s look, and anticipated the call for the vehicle to stop.  She grabbed the briefcase that didn’t have her sister's gifts inside and motioned for Greene to take a perimeter with the rest of the guard detail before stepping out into the snow herself.  Lightly forested, even in summer there wouldn’t be major underbrush.  Seeing the submachine gun suppressed reminded the mint haired woman that it might be better for the locals if her cannons didn’t cause a disturbance.  She handed her briefcase to Greene, popped it open while he held it and removed a pair of footlong suppressors. ”Keep that for me would you Greene?  Not human? Then I guess no one will miss them."  Kaede removed each of her pistols from their holsters and locked-in the suppressors, one at a time.  She kept one in hand.

    Knowing her superior’s eyes were keener than her own, Kaede took up a position roughly eight feet behind and to her left, following her lead, until they stopped at a small clearing. It was hard to see, but whatever it was, it smelled awful.  She drew her second pistol, and clicked off both safety’s.  Her marching orders in, the mint haired woman shrugged out of her jacket and smiled wickedly. ”You heard the boss, it’s time to dance!  Weapons free Greene, watch our backs."  

    Kaede walked with purpose into the clearing. She wasted no time lining up her first shot.  The suppressor did its job reducing the flash of her shot, but the distinct crack of the gunshot was still quite audible.  Her first shot missed so she followed it up with another from each pistol.  Whatever that small thing was, it dropped motionless to the ground like a sack of grain.  The rest of the odd looking boys took exception to that and rushed the group.  This would not due, the executives were significantly outnumbered, and will probably be outmaneuvered shortly.  

    The accountant kicked up snow between a couple trees, a cloud of snow powder filled the air.  She concentrated on the cloud itself, terms were: the cloud would stay stationary relative to the ground and trees, ignoring the air and her allies. She pushed her will forward and shouted. ”Terms and conditions, Lockdown. Apply!”  as the contract took hold, the cloud of snow might as well have been a three foot block of ice, nothing she didn’t want was going to move through that wall.  ”This should help funnel those creatures, i’ll try to put a couple more up.” Her words carried like a shout, but with no sense of urgency in her tone.

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    Xiaomin
    Xiaomin

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    Post by Xiaomin 10th January 2025, 2:00 pm

    Her first bullet being ineffective had been surprising, but Xiaomin did not let it get to her. Instead she stood up from her position behind the bush and flicked her gun from semi-auto to full auto. Around her the sound of suppressed firearms filled the woods causing her to force down a flinch. She could do nothing about her aversion to loud noises when firearms were her best weapon against her enemies. At least she could be grateful for the fact that the rest of the crew were using suppressed weapons. They did not have the magical enchantments that made her own gun nearly silent, but it was certainly better than nothing.

    Looking over the bush she could see one of the enemies was charging at her with an empty sack as if intending to capture her. She held her submachine gun up to her shoulder and let off a short burst of bullets. The bullets tore into the creature with her trademark pinpoint aim and collapsed to the ground in a bloody heap. Turning to where Kaede was, she saw the other woman had used her magic to create a wall of snow. Apparently wise enough not to try fighting while carrying bags full of children, the boyish creatures had dropped their bags and were trying to fight their way to the accountant and the others.

    Whatever else positive she could say about these things, their intelligence seemed to have stopped at dropping the bags. They did not seem to hesitate at all as they dove into the kill funnel that Kaede had created, and Xiaomin was easily able to take down two more with short bursts. The troll like creature that she assumed to be the leader only continued to stir her cauldron, some kind of fog like smoke drifting from it onto the snowy ground. It slowly made its way toward the criminals.

    As the fog reached them, Xiaomin suddenly found her balance momentarily disrupted. It was all she could do to stick out one of her arms and try and keep upright as the world around her seemed to spin. While she was trying to regain her balance the world around her suddenly turned dark, and everything started to spin around her for real. Because of her being distracted by the dizzying fog, one of the short creatures had managed to sneak up behind her and capture her in one of their sacks and in the process she had dropped her gun. She had no idea why one of these things would capture her when they had only captured children before, but she was absolutely not pleased about it.

    “Hey!” she shouted indignantly as she struggled in vain to get free. The bag was rough hewn yet surprisingly sturdy, and without her gun she was unarmed. She could use her magic to set the bag on fire or something, however that seemed like a really bad idea given she was inside of it. Which meant her only option she saw at the moment was to keep trying to break the bag free of the creature’s grip. “Let me out of here!”

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    CharacterGolden Lacrima (Until 11/22/2025) •  Blood of the Jade Dragon
    Kaede Mizuno
    Kaede Mizuno

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    Post by Kaede Mizuno 16th January 2025, 7:20 pm

    The mint haired woman ran from tree to tree for cover, she took potshots at the creatures, trying to get them out of position enough for another lockdown.  Kaede could feel the force of each shot reverberate through her body, each shot letting out a huge thump, echoing through the trees.  While quieter than an unsuppressed firearm, her pistols sounded distinctly deeper and louder than anything the rest of the assembled crew were using.  Repositioned to the opposite side of the clearing, The ‘accountant’ set about making another wall of snow.  She kicked up several feet of snow, and thought through the conditions, set them in her mind and spoke them into being.  ”Terms and conditions, Lockdown. Apply.”  At apply, the whole cloud of snow flash froze in air, as immovable as the ground itself.  ”The funnel is set.”  Kaede projected her voice, still keeping her tone no different than conversational.  

    A fog had been rolling in, the pistol packing accountant couldn’t tell from where.  Her head was feeling a little floaty, and getting worse.  She passed it off as fatigue, lockdown used like this took a lot of effort, so many targets.  Out of the corner of her eye she saw her boss being grabbed up by several of the creatures, Kaede raised her pistol to help, but thought better of it.  Lady Liu was safe now, headed to the witch. Her Human Resources manager, and personal bodyguard on the other hand was in real trouble.  She leveled her pistols and fired the last couple shots into the crowd.  She scored three hits, two of the hits were just ignored, how can these things ignore loving half their arm? The third hit sunk itself into the chest, that one did not have time to think about ignoring it.

    It seemed Greene had made some assumptions about his charge’s plan and without a word, was running his own diversion.  Said diversion was just gathering up and distracting several of the creatures.  The man’s refusal to use guns had been confusing from the start, but it was hard to argue with results, and he wouldn’t have been hired if he wasn’t effective.  Green was expertly handling a scrum with five of those small things.  His extendable batons smacked at arms and legs from every direction, keeping them at a comfortable distance.  Kaede couldn’t help but appreciate the efficiency of his parries and counters, no wasted movements.  An opening appeared and with the flick of his wrists, the bodyguard knocked one of the little guys across the temple and a second one under the chin, both went limp and hit the ground.

    Why had Kaede thought green needed her help?  He was quite easily handling himself with those things. Greene doesn’t need my help, I can get back to, wait.  I can get back to what?  Helping Lay Liu take out the creature that’s been kidnapping the kids.  Why would we do that?  The kids are safe.  Confused, she turned back to her superior, who was crammed into a bag, and being carried to the witch… And her boiling cookpot.  ”Lady Liu, we can handle these minions, you should rest up by the witch.”  Again, an odd feeling came over Kaede, like something was wrong, but she knew everything was fine.  It occurred to her that she had emptied her magazines and needed to reload, that must be what the feeling was about.

    She dropped both of her magazines and put in a pair of fresh ones.  Meanwhile, Greene was still being Greene, and handling himself.  That was when she heard Lady Liu cry out.  Her boss' voice really was adorable when she’s in distress. In distress. Oh no! That’s not right!  Cute things should be displayed and adored, not crammed into ugly sacks!  This can’t be allowed to continue!  Her face twisted into disgust and anger, she yelled out at her diminutive boss’ captures.  ”What are all of you doing?!  You can’t just go and shove people into sacks like that!  At least use a mesh sack!”  The ‘accountant’ unloaded on the small crowd, disrespecting her boss with such an ugly transport sack, how dare they.  Each of her shots landed precisely on the arms and hands of the small things around her boss, most of them also grazing the disrespectful sack.

    With the ugly sack, and the creatures punished (for using the wrong sack), Kaede reloaded again and prepared to redouble her efforts.  The mint haired woman noted that those creatures would not be lifting anything, any time soon.

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    Xiaomin
    Xiaomin

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    Post by Xiaomin 17th January 2025, 2:31 pm

    It was a peculiar thing to be on this side of a kidnapping. Wait, make that personnapping. Yes, much better. Anyway, it was something of a new experience for the tiny crime boss to be the one being captured for once. Unsurprisingly, she was not terribly fond of it. Not that this would make her rethink her way of life or anything, it simply resolved her to make sure it never happened again. The strong preying on the weak was the natural order of things, and there were more kinds of strength than pure muscle power.

    Like the power of guns, for example.

    Actually, speaking of guns she suspected that was a large reason her mind was not as foggy as it had been before her capture. Between the stress of being in a bag and Kaede’s painfully loud guns, the calming affect of the fog had long since pushed to the side. Not that it had helped her out of the bag. Just as she had curled up to consider how to get out of the stupid sack she was in, Kaede’s oversized pistols began to ring out again. Immediately after the realization was that those pistols were pointed at her. Perhaps the former accountant thought she was being helpful as the bullets grazed the bag and put little holes in it but it seemed more luck than anything that prevented Xiaomin from getting get.

    Okay, that was it. After this fight Kaede was not allowed to receive any packages from Suzume for a month. That said, while she was not terribly happy with the method of help, it was hard to argue with the result. With a painful thump and small “oomph” Xiaomin felt the bag she was in hit the ground. It was still sealed closed, but she figured it had to have been weakened at least slightly. With a roar her body transformed into a small dragon and tore the bag to pieces. And her dress unfortunately, a consideration that could wait for later. The important thing was that she was finally free.

    Walking through the air, she climbed above the battle field and away from the witch and her minions. The dragon girl then took a deep breath in and released it as a fire that swept the ground. She flew around burning up the last of the smaller creatures and the fog before turning her breath on the witch. This time the witch did not seem to be immune and immediately began to burn. “Kill her!” she ordered her subordinates.

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    CharacterGolden Lacrima (Until 11/22/2025) •  Blood of the Jade Dragon
    Kaede Mizuno
    Kaede Mizuno

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    Post by Kaede Mizuno 19th January 2025, 4:02 pm

    With the crime against decency corrected and pistols reloaded, Kaede surveyed the clearing.  This fog was really making it difficult to get a full view of  the group’s makeshift arena, on the other hand, the fog was making it difficult for those nasty little trolls getting a full view of this makeshift arena, and they don’t have guns.  In Kaede’s favor, each of her pistols was more gun individually than everyone else’s, which meant she had significantly more gun than those unarmed disgusting gremlins.  Greene doesn’t count, his body is a weapon.  Strategic advantage, disadvantage, or a wash, it did not matter if she couldn’t see or command her assets.  Using the communicators wouldn’t help, as she couldn’t hear where it came from, Kaede would just have to do this the low tech way. She queued her communicator to the squad.

    ”Anyone who doesn’t want to get shot, sound off, and not through this.”  She already knew where Lady Liu was sitting, and didn’t expect her to finish up her break.  She heard shouts from most of the guards in attendance, one might have been too close to another, or just didn’t respond for another reason.  Before she could use that information, the sound of tearing burlap pierced through all the sounds of combat.  The accountant’s eyes quickly shifted to the source, her superior had managed to tear herself out of that gross sack, ending her break, presumably.

    The diminutive Dongxian’s body metamorphosed into a dragon, which caught her off guard.  All Kaede could do was stand there and stare as her boss’s form lengthened and grew, and exposed herself…  The dragon flew up into the air and bathed the whole area in fire, all those malformed miscreants disintegrated in the wave.  To her great delight, the fog itself also burned off from the heat, and that nagging feeling in the back of her head could finally be heard. Oh no. Oh no! OH NO! We messed up! No, much worse, I messed up!  Maybe she wasn’t paying attention?  As if her boss knew her issue and decided to help out, orders were given.  This can be salvaged!  ”You heard her! Everyone! Unload everything you’ve got on the witch!”

    The accountant turned to the witch, aimed her two oversized pistols at the witch and walked in it’s direction.  The rest of the guards took her first shot as the queue to open up.  Shots rang out from a wide arc, their flashes lighting up the clearing.  Just as she continued to walk to her target while firing, the rest of the guards did as well, tightening the semicircle of flying lead.  Each individual shot didn’t seem to do much to the scorched witch, but all of them together had knocked the wretched thing back, pinning it against a tree.  What was left could hardly be considered a corpse, hopefully any other creatures would take this as an unbreakable rule. You do NOT mess with Golden Dragon territory.  Lady Liu was safe-ish, and the children were saved, and most importantly, this town’s reputation as a family safe city of relaxation and sin could continue.

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