- How to Get Easy Beach Wave Hair:
How To Get Easy Beach Wave Hair
Proof of Acquisition:
July IOTM 2019
The small ampule appears to contain a mini ocean. The waves are hypnotic and calming. If you put it up to your ear you can hear it, but you might look a little silly, especially if the full-size ocean is right in front of you...
Name: Wave Spray
Description: Twisting off the end of the ampule will release the mini ocean! Oh no! Oh wait, it just clings to your body in a thin layer and bestows upon the user’s hair the godliest beach waves and heavenly salty air scent. Look at you, you beach bum!
Maybe it should also be mentioned that it allows the user to breathe underwater, but clearly gorgeous beach waves in the hair are way more important here.
- Rotten Applekins:
Proof of Acquisition:
July IOTM 2020
These black blobs are little more than semi-sentient suckerfish with inexplicable cat-shaped ears. They annoyingly appear on their own out of thin air, nomming on the various parts of humans falling victim to any of the 7 virtues or 7 vices. Don’t worry, they don’t eat flesh. In fact, not all of them even eat. Some do eat away at the emotional essence behind the good and evil impulses, which is helpful for vices, but not so much virtuous intentions. Some don’t eat but instead regurgitate more of the emotional essence behind the good and evil impulses, which is helpful for virtuous intentions but not so much for vices. And much like a pesky box of chocolates, you never know which you’re gonna get ... or when.
They tend to turn colors and mumble what it is they’re eating or regurgitating in little garbled, tongue-too-big-for-mouth voices, in a sense acting as truth detectors on those less forthcoming about their feelings, which is ironic since the Rotton Applekins clearly suffer from and never speak of their own gluttony.
Name: Om Nom Bleh
Description: They sense your sins and virtues, popping in to make matters better or worse at random by either lessening or increasing the tug between good and evil decisions. Hijinks are sure to ensue [The user must have OOC permission to use this ability on a player character, a player-owned NPC or an Event NPC].