Since when was Kyuken able to exert so much control over the shaman’s body? Frankly, was he just that shit with his magic, that he couldn’t even prevent stuff like that from happening? Urgh, y’know what, Mura was tired of thinking about it - he couldn’t stay mad at his best friend for too long, and who knew just how pent up Kyuken had it - you try and be dead for 600 years and float around with nothing to do in that timespan!
At the moment, the characters were located in a deserted lobby of a hospital in Motor City - the cause of the deserted status was due to an entity having meddled with the city’s electric generators, causing short circuits and inflammations at random places. According to inhabitants, there was a generator inside this hospital’s basement that the workers used in case of short circuits, but they feared the entity running wild and decided to flee the building instead. Mura caught news of this via a contract from a citizen who had, sadly, lost their spouse in an electric accident caused by this incident. When the entity revealed itself at places, the citizen desired to have whoever was behind it killed, which now befell at the Fairy Tail Wizards’ hands.
Upon their arrival in the town - believe it or not - the entity disappeared. Unsatisfactory, it was decided that they lure it out again, hence why they were waiting at the generator inside the hospital.
Now, back to Kyuken… to think that he would even be able to actually back up his friend who, on a literal note, hijacked his corpse… no, no, no, out of mind, out of mind! He didn’t need to trouble himself with these frustrations, especially not in front of his new guildmate - the vixen kitsune who accompanied him today, the one who had triggered all of Kyuken’s shenanigans since their fateful meeting in Hosenka. From first exchange of greetings, Mura just haven’t been able to talk clear; his throat was shaking timidly, and he needed time to collect his breath… something that Kyuken poked him about. Mura informed the kitsune that this was mostly an escort mission in her case, where she would witness that Fairy Tail had no qualms about killing an enemy, but things seemed to take a turn for the worse… or better, depending on-
“Mura! Mura! Mura! Mura! Mura! Mura! Mura! Mura! Mur-“
Smoke was escaping the young man’s skull, mixing bashfulness with irritation. “W-Wha-“
“Seems to be a good while or so before this terrorist dude reveals himself…”
“… and we can’t keep the lady bored for too long…”
“… sooooooooooo, uh, uhm, hmh, ya, y’know, I got an idea of mine, so she doesn’t waddle off or anything. Allow me to properly stimulate her playful nature with all of my passion - just gotta need your body, again-“
“Wait, haven’t you had enough?! This is too much for me-“
“J-Just for a quickie! I promise on God’s name, I won’t ruin your first with your wife or anything, but you know you owe me some life after all the times I’ve saved yours!”
“What kind of logic is tha-“
Kyuken wouldn’t listen and went straight into Mura’s head, causing his entire body to light a bright, blue contour. The light faded away, revealing silver-white eyes and a soft yet mischievous look on his face. Mura’s soul, in fact, was pushed into a black space where he could only spectate the awkward scenes about to unfurl as Kyuken embraced the kitsune’s rack with both his face and grabby, greedy hands like a milk-deprived child. Upon feeling her up and leading her to one of the couches, he exhaled in delight: “I haven’t felt this, this… alive in… hmh, when’d you arrive in Mag- 3 days! Hmmpfrhrrfhrfhrhrphfhpr-” This ecstatic sensation circuited his brain, partly due to Mura trying to prevent things from going even further - as attractive as Menka was, he desired not to lose his first to her, and Kyuken could easily forget his promise to the shaman amidst all the lewd.
“Aw, c’mon, Mura, my pants are still on- wait, what was that?” Kyuken let out in shock, lifting his face from that heavenly valley between Menka’s melons to look around. That sounded like crackling electrodes… and it was then that Mura, from the sub-conscious space he was thrown at, could feel the increase in magic power from the generator below them.
“!” Mura had to go into action, even if it meant ruining Kyuken’s fun time, Kyuken, hey, if you let me finish my mission, then you can do whatever you want with Menka later - roger?
Somehow, that sweet, little lie was all it took for Kyuken to prioritize the mission at hand, reluctantly letting Mura gain control of his own body again before looking down at Menka. Apparently, Kyuken had been mass-groping her for a good minute, and he must’ve been thorough in his play, ‘cause the feeling stuck to Mura’s fingers like muscle memory. He bit his lower lip in a sign of protest, his eyes growing worried for his own psyche.
A blitz hit his head, out of nowhere, from an electric source of energy which landed on the hospital floor after flying down from above. It sent him off of Menka and revealed the source to be some humanoid entity made of electric bolts, which then charged another bolt of energy in its hand and aimed it at the kitsune.