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    Character Name: Mizumi Aiyama
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    Testing the Waterz

    Post by Waterz on 22nd April 2018, 7:00 am

    @ivyleaf33 wrote:
    I sit here writing this review at 4AM from my porcelain throne, a fixture you will become all too familiar with if you chose to eat these cute little bears from the pits of hell. I had to eat a pound of these little bastards after Man City must've thought they were playing American football the other week, and lost to a team of Arsenal scrubs. They were a bit chewy but overall, appeared to be nothing more than your average gummy bears. After about 2 hours with little more than some mild stomach cramps, feeling like one would expect from eating a pound of any candy, I began to wonder if I'd gotten some duds.

    Like the slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1,001st crunch indefinitely. Then came the initial "run" which opened the proverbial flood gates.

    I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I've been on this earth to make me wonder why I'd ever been born. In between gastrointestinal bouts of pressure washing the inside of my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were to punch me in the stomach, I'd explode, turning the walls of my bedroom into a soiled Jackson Pollock rendition.

    To give you an idea, I'd spent $50 ordering a UFC pay-per-view only to willingly miss the last 2-3 fights on the main card because I didn't want to stray too far from my master bathroom. Thankfully for me (and my marriage), fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the evening at my sister-in-laws because trust me fellas, nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing this with you. I'm no longer in pain but am still having to make trips back to my master bath on a regular basis. Eat these if you dare but be forewarned, they are not to be trifled with unless you want your toilet to be a staging ground for repeat fecal rehearsals of "The Red Wedding" from Game of Thrones.


    Last edited by Waterz on 23rd April 2018, 5:32 am; edited 12 times in total


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    ivyleaf33

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    Re: Testing the Waterz

    Post by ivyleaf33 on 22nd April 2018, 7:15 am


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    What the hell's going on, can someone tell me please? Why I'm switching faster than the channels on TV?

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    Waterz

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    Character Name: Mizumi Aiyama
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    Re: Testing the Waterz

    Post by Waterz on 22nd April 2018, 8:31 am

    that's what I've gotten so far. The image isn't appearing and I can't get the scroll box to align to the left side.


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    ivyleaf33

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    Lineage : Spirit Warrior
    Position : Saint of Tranquility
    Posts : 1796
    Guild : Fairy Tail [GM]
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    Age : 15
    Mentor : Anna Litbell and Speculo
    Experience : 70,025

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    Character Name: Sorano Granon
    Primary Magic: Solid Script
    Secondary Magic: Auric Reflection Magic / No Longer Human: Identity

    Re: Testing the Waterz

    Post by ivyleaf33 on 22nd April 2018, 5:13 pm

    I sit here writing this review at 4AM from my porcelain throne, a fixture you will become all too familiar with if you chose to eat these cute little bears from the pits of hell. I had to eat a pound of these little bastards after Man City must've thought they were playing American football the other week, and lost to a team of Arsenal scrubs. They were a bit chewy but overall, appeared to be nothing more than your average gummy bears. After about 2 hours with little more than some mild stomach cramps, feeling like one would expect from eating a pound of any candy, I began to wonder if I'd gotten some duds.

    Like the slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1,001st crunch indefinitely. Then came the initial "run" which opened the proverbial flood gates.

    I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I've been on this earth to make me wonder why I'd ever been born. In between gastrointestinal bouts of pressure washing the inside of my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were to punch me in the stomach, I'd explode, turning the walls of my bedroom into a soiled Jackson Pollock rendition.

    To give you an idea, I'd spent $50 ordering a UFC pay-per-view only to willingly miss the last 2-3 fights on the main card because I didn't want to stray too far from my master bathroom. Thankfully for me (and my marriage), fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the evening at my sister-in-laws because trust me fellas, nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing this with you. I'm no longer in pain but am still having to make trips back to my master bath on a regular basis. Eat these if you dare but be forewarned, they are not to be trifled with unless you want your toilet to be a staging ground for repeat fecal rehearsals of "The Red Wedding" from Game of Thrones.


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    Sorano Granon | Solid Script | Auric Reflection Magic | No Longer Human: Identity | Bank | History

    What the hell's going on, can someone tell me please? Why I'm switching faster than the channels on TV?

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    Waterz

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    Experience : 162.5

    Character Sheet
    Character Name: Mizumi Aiyama
    Primary Magic: Legacy of Orion
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    Re: Testing the Waterz

    Post by Waterz on 18th May 2018, 6:49 am

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